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  • JM finally got over his fear of hurdles.

    May 31, 2011

  • JM is writing a theatrical performance about puns. Really it’s just a play on words.

    May 31, 2011

  • JM just can’t put down the book he’s reading about anti-gravity.

    May 31, 2011

  • JM wonders if matadors only drink cafe au lait.

    May 31, 2011

  • JM tried to bribe the judge with a dish of polenta but was held in corntempt.

    May 31, 2011

  • JM reckons babushkas are full of themselves.

    May 31, 2011

  • JM observed that all the waterfowl had their eyes closed except for the Peking Duck.

    May 31, 2011

  • JM has often wondered if couples with water beds tend to drift apart.

    May 25, 2011

  • JM attended a function at the local TV station – the reception was excellent.

    May 25, 2011

  • JM is interested in becoming a human cannonball but wonders if he’s the right calibre.

    May 25, 2011

  • JM knows a very bad glassblower who inhaled and got a pane in the stomach.

    May 25, 2011

  • JM is trying to draw a cube but keeps getting a mental block.

    May 25, 2011

  • JM knows that train robbers must have a locomotive.

    May 25, 2011

  • JM extends his symphony to all lovers of classical music.

    May 25, 2011

  • JM reckons that those who do not want to be counted have taken leave of their census.

    May 25, 2011

  • JM knew there was a ghost at the hotel so he called for an inn spectre.

    May 25, 2011

  • JM met a poet who had written better poems (but he’d also written verse).

    May 25, 2011

  • JM wonders if Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

    May 25, 2011

  • JM met an old power plant worker who was degenerating.

    May 25, 2011

  • JM went to such an emotional wedding that even the cake was in tiers.

    May 25, 2011

  • JM is learning Norse Code so he can send messages to Vikings.

    May 25, 2011

  • JM has encountered some managers who, given an inch, think they’re a ruler.

    May 25, 2011

  • JM must pay his exorcist so he doesn’t get repossessed.

    May 25, 2011

  • JM used to be a tap dancer until he fell in the sink.

    May 25, 2011

  • JM was hit on the head during a hailstorm and knocked out cold.

    May 25, 2011

  • JM knew a bloke who drove his car until the day of wreckoning.

    May 25, 2011

  • JM met an expert farmer who was outstanding in his field.

    May 25, 2011

  • JM doesn’t believe everything he hears about fleas and ticks – it’s all lice.

    May 25, 2011

  • JM wonders if overweight folk are thick and tired?

    May 25, 2011

  • JM reckons bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

    May 25, 2011

  • JM wonders if a haunted elevator would lift the spirits?

    May 25, 2011

  • JM has been to the acupuncturist – that’s a jab well done.

    May 25, 2011

  • JM has observed an overcrowded panda habitat that was pandemonium.

    May 25, 2011

  • JM was delighted to meet Humphrey, the camel without humps.

    May 25, 2011

  • JM knows a bell ringer who got so tangled in his ropes that he tolled himself off.

    May 25, 2011

  • JM has discovered a great diet that is a triumph of mind over platter

    May 25, 2011

  • JM has been reading about that great French destroyer of floor coverings, Linoleum Blownapart.

    May 25, 2011

  • JM met a paediatrician with little patients.

    May 25, 2011

  • JM has become so skilful with his chain saw he has been promoted to branch manager.

    May 25, 2011

  • JM knows a man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

    May 25, 2011

  • JM still doesn’t want to discuss autoclesis.

    May 20, 2011

  • JM is searching for a position as a ghost autoangelist.

    May 20, 2011

  • JM ought to have autarchia.

    May 20, 2011

  • JM is not a willing auscultator in confined spaces.

    May 20, 2011

  • JM is attracted to attrahentcy.

    May 20, 2011

  • JM is joining the Asyndetic Association.

    May 20, 2011

  • JM draws a line at asymptote after finding that it just goes on and on and on.

    May 20, 2011

  • JM hasn’t been able to use the good word ‘astucious’ at all this week.

    May 20, 2011

  • JM is undertaking distance learning to become an astrophile.

    May 20, 2011

  • JM is jumping at the chance to practice astragalomancy.

    May 20, 2011

  • JM steps lightly so as to leave the asthenosphere undisturbed.

    May 20, 2011

  • JM is looking to adopt an arsinotherium as they would be solid pets.

    May 20, 2011

  • JM shuts the arrogate after the steamroller.

    May 20, 2011

  • JM has gone off to meet some new arrivistes who seem to have lost direction.

    May 20, 2011

  • JM sloped off arriswise.

    May 20, 2011

  • JM supports all arrière-pensées, without reservation.

    May 20, 2011

  • JM wonders exactly why does Polly want a psittacism?

    May 11, 2011

  • JM knows that prosthesis is beloved.

    May 11, 2011

  • JM enjoys the spectre of a prosopopoeia as much as the next figment of his imagination.

    May 11, 2011

  • JM met a paroxytone with a cute accent.

    May 11, 2011

  • JM encounters amazing things during his frequent evagations.

    May 11, 2011

  • JM encounters amazing things during his frequent evagations.

    May 11, 2011

  • JM wants there to be much more eutrapely please.

    May 11, 2011

  • JM loves the sound of eutony in the morning.

    May 11, 2011

  • JM is in a state of eutaxy this evening.

    May 11, 2011

  • JM wonders what the eupsychics experts have been up to lately.

    May 11, 2011

  • JM knows that eupraxia is right on.

    May 11, 2011

  • JM is cheered by the Euphobia Society’s latest newsletter.

    May 11, 2011

  • JM spends far too much time on extrospection.

    May 9, 2011

  • JM is gutted by extispicy.

    May 9, 2011

  • JM is blown away by exsufflate events.

    May 9, 2011

  • JM wants everything to be exponible.

    May 9, 2011

  • JM is testy about some expiscate instances.

    May 9, 2011

  • JM finds himself in a somewhat expergefacient state of mind.

    May 9, 2011

  • JM loves a good exordium as long as we’ve been introduced properly.

    May 9, 2011

  • JM is an expert at exorable matters.

    May 9, 2011

  • JM is looking for a handy tool to perform apocope on overly long words – like pruning is with plants so it will be with language – at least that’s what I reck’n.

    April 28, 2011

  • JM proposes that shopping centres be reclassified as shopping apocentres.

    April 28, 2011

  • JM acknowledges that apocatastisis means different things to different people as it should always for ever and ever.

    April 28, 2011

  • JM switched to aphrasia for a change.

    April 25, 2011

  • JM proposes that those unfortunates who suffer from aphilophrenia are more than likely correct in their feeling.

    April 25, 2011

  • JM is genuinely touched by the plight of aphephobes.

    April 25, 2011

  • JM is sad that apheliotropism just won’t face up to it.

    April 25, 2011

  • JM was onto his latest apercu like a rat up a drainpipe.

    April 25, 2011

  • JM can’t quite focus on apatetic objects.

    April 25, 2011

  • JM is unable to satisfy breedbates.

    April 25, 2011

  • JM enjoys missing the Apanthropy Society meetings.

    April 25, 2011

  • JM is learning about brattice cloths – what a wheeze!

    April 25, 2011

  • JM is tired of wearing his brassard on his sleeve so he’s putting it in his pocket.

    April 25, 2011

  • JM dropped his brash collection and broke everything.

    April 25, 2011

  • JM can see brachymetropia on the horizon.

    April 25, 2011

  • JM – brachylogy.

    April 25, 2011

  • JM is counting brachydactyly but keeps coming up short.

    April 25, 2011

  • JM is a’watching his brachycerous electric television

    April 25, 2011

  • JM wonders, given his family name, why he has just discovered the very useful word ‘brachial’.

    April 25, 2011

  • JM is essentially an avid bovriliser.

    April 25, 2011

  • JM reckons it’s all a bourasque in a demitasse

    April 25, 2011

  • JM is so upset that he can’t use the beautiful word ‘bouleversement’ more often.

    April 25, 2011

  • JM just discovered the other meanings of ‘bougie’ and was overcome by bougie fever.

    April 25, 2011

  • JM is in two minds about bifidity.

    April 14, 2011

  • JM swears that coprolalia is just #^&@*+!!

    April 14, 2011

  • JM realises his contumely costume doesn’t fit anymore.

    April 14, 2011

  • JM protests against the rise of contraremonstrance.

    April 14, 2011

  • JM is determined to become more active in delitescent matters.

    April 14, 2011

  • JM can’t understand the latest delirament that everyone’s raving about.

    April 14, 2011

  • JM has been informed that we are in danger of becoming a delation nation.

    April 14, 2011

  • JM is phenomenally interested in diachrony and wishes he had more time to devote to it.

    April 14, 2011

  • JM is in the market for a good antidote for the effects of dextroversion.

    April 14, 2011

  • JM is undertaking strategic planning for the Desipient Association.

    April 14, 2011

  • JM idled away some time by thinking of examples of desidious activities that demonstrate sluggishness of the mind which neglects to begin good and there are heaps!

    April 14, 2011

  • JM with his hyperbaton wielded.

    April 6, 2011

  • JM reckons an hypallage is a terrible thing to waste and to waste an hypallage is a terrible thing.

    April 6, 2011

  • JM wonders if homograph is a homograph?

    April 6, 2011

  • JM observes that Holonym House has plenty of rooms.

    April 6, 2011

  • JM observes that some schools have a dilation of pupils.

    April 6, 2011

  • JM has encountered a density of meatheads.

    April 6, 2011

  • JM wonders what’s the deal with a deck of sailors.

    April 6, 2011

  • JM is not attending the Annual Debauchery of Hedonists.

    April 6, 2011

  • JM is attending the Annual Debauchery of Hedonists.

    April 6, 2011

  • JM is most definitely an anticlastic verbalist.

    April 6, 2011

  • JM is taking an antibasilican approach to this upcoming wedding.

    April 6, 2011

  • JM is totally mystified by anthroposophy.

    April 6, 2011

  • JM reckons those who deny anthropopsychism are just lost souls.

    April 6, 2011

  • JM is engaged in his daily study of anthropogeography - the pleasures of public transport!

    April 6, 2011

  • JM wishes more anthropogenic images were more photogenic images.

    April 6, 2011

  • JM is pleased to see that anthropogenesis is still evolving.

    April 6, 2011

  • JM always finds himself in agreement with anthorisms.

    April 6, 2011

  • JM wants to give a bouquet to the Anthomania Association for their stamen power.

    April 6, 2011

  • JM is avoiding the antithesis of anthesis.

    April 6, 2011

  • JM is a prolepsis expert, now!

    April 5, 2011

  • JM is polysemous at the moment.

    April 5, 2011

  • JM plops ploce in particular places as ploce-making is potent.

    April 5, 2011

  • JM has never seen a pleonasm he doesn't like in all of his many years on this Earth.

    April 5, 2011

  • JM answered the phonaestheme and all he heard was crush, crash, clash, bash, mash, smash, and smoosh!

    April 5, 2011

  • JM assures you that philophronesis is good and it'll all be OK as it's probably for the best.

    April 5, 2011

  • JM encounters perpilocutionists in so many places he is becoming somewhat of an expert on them and their ways.

    April 5, 2011

  • JM is constantly expanding his appreciation of patavinity because local words should be for local people.

    April 5, 2011

  • JM always scores below parrhesia.

    April 5, 2011

  • JM was very excited to hear about audiles.

    March 31, 2011

  • JM wonders why the many exponents of dialogue des sourds are so noisy.

    March 31, 2011

  • JM is joining the Diallelus Debating Team to increase his circle of friends.

    March 31, 2011

  • JM wonders, just for the sake of argument, what would happen if he decided to become a professional diallage practitioner.

    March 31, 2011

  • JM laughed out loud when he heard about cherophobia.

    March 31, 2011

  • JM knows that even chasmophilous folk fill a certain niche.

    March 31, 2011

  • JM loves the smell of a charientism in the morning.

    March 31, 2011

  • JM reckons that champerty is a rich field for many.

    March 31, 2011

  • JM discovers chalastics in the most surprising places.

    March 31, 2011

  • JM is more than equal to ceteris paribus most of the time.

    March 31, 2011

  • JM asks WTF is eusystolism?

    March 29, 2011

  • JM and epizeuxis, epizeuxis, all all epizeuxis. Epizeuxis as a single status update.

    March 29, 2011

  • JM in 2000 enjoyed the use of epistrophe -- marvellous! Then in 2001 he enjoyed it even more -- marvellous! 2002 saw the enjoyment continuing - marvellous! Right through 2003, and into 2004, the same -- marvellous! And then, for the past six years -- marvellous! But, he's stopped enjoying it so much lately.

    March 29, 2011

  • JM appreciates a good epexegesis, that is to say he has high regard for all instances of further interpretation.

    March 29, 2011

  • JM likes epanorthosis! Likes, did I say? No, loves!

    March 29, 2011

  • JM and epanalepsis are JM and epanalepsis over and over.

    March 29, 2011

  • JM is a severe critic of all instances of enclitic that just get'em wrong.

    March 29, 2011

  • JM knows we shouldn't overuse enallage.

    March 29, 2011

  • JM and ... um ... embolalia.

    March 29, 2011

  • JM is somewhat inchoate in his adoption of echolalia and needs to speak after more people about it.

    March 29, 2011

  • JM wonders why wanderwort isn't?

    March 24, 2011

  • JM is, like, upset, like, about, like, verbicide.

    March 24, 2011

  • JM is trying to get his mind out of the velar.

    March 24, 2011

  • JM hates tme-bloody-sis.

    March 24, 2011

  • JM wonders where the missing bits of systoles end up?

    March 24, 2011

  • JM agrees that we must all use syllepsis together or assuredly we will all use syllepsis separately.

    March 24, 2011

  • JM is very open about subreption.

    March 24, 2011

  • JM collects snarl words and pits them against purr words.

    March 24, 2011

  • JM collects snarl words and pits them against purr words.

    March 24, 2011

  • JM is sesquipedalian again today!

    March 24, 2011

  • JM is very much like a scesis onomaton as he is most certainly constructed with a sequence of generally synonymous phrases or statements.

    March 24, 2011

  • JM reckons morphemes rock!

    March 24, 2011

  • JM reckons of all the ontologies that deontology is the one up against it!

    March 24, 2011

  • JM is considering applying a deobstruent of the mental kind.

    March 24, 2011

  • JM wants to count the ways that denumeration adds to our accountability.

    March 24, 2011

  • JM wants dentiloquists to be more open.

    March 24, 2011

  • JM is a dendrophilous old stick.

    March 24, 2011

  • JM is paying achtung to his anschauungness.

    March 14, 2011

  • JM has few favourite anonymuncules that have left an impression.

    March 14, 2011

  • JM wants to make a good impression at the next Anoesis Association meeting.

    March 14, 2011

  • JM is now, and forever will be, an allochthonously positioned body!

    March 14, 2011

  • JM just can't figure how to be eloquent when faced with an aliquant in the room.

    March 14, 2011

  • JM is loxotic.

    February 17, 2011

  • JM knew that onomalogy was the name for it!

    February 17, 2011

  • JM finds feckly freckles frequently.

    February 17, 2011

  • JM is sad that bumwhush is facing ruin and obscurity.

    February 17, 2011

  • JM is a fakement of his own imagination.

    February 17, 2011

  • JM has seen more rhabds than you can shake a stick at.

    February 17, 2011

  • JM hunted everywhere for a Nycterent Association but is still in the dark.

    February 17, 2011

  • JM is feeling benighted by nycterine matters but it might be better in the morning after he sleeps on it.

    February 17, 2011

  • JM is a purposeful flaneur.

    February 17, 2011

  • JM is on a quest for a gest with a guest wearing a vest from the west (lest he be a pest).

    February 17, 2011

  • JM was thinking about castrophenics then all of a sudden he wasn't!

    February 17, 2011

  • JM feels quite cheated by the meaning of fubbery.

    February 17, 2011

  • JM cannot deny the almost negative vistas that denegate opens.

    February 17, 2011

  • JM finds obzocky a most awkward word.

    February 17, 2011

  • JM snathes!

    February 17, 2011

  • JM knowns a niff is not nifty and turns his nose up at it.

    February 17, 2011

  • JM mustn't let sternutatories get up his nose.

    February 17, 2011

  • JM just cannot see much future for a spaewife in these troubled times.

    February 17, 2011

  • JM thinks that all flensers are just blubberers.

    February 17, 2011

  • JM is so pleased he has overcome his urge to exflunctify.

    February 17, 2011

  • JM just can't bring himself to mention anything infandous.

    February 17, 2011

  • JM was told, by a little birdie, that aucupators are perves.

    February 17, 2011

  • JM is thoroughly tired of being forjeskit - must be the het,

    unhalesome weather.

    February 16, 2011

  • JM loves that pääjääjää just hangs in there!

    February 16, 2011

  • JM looked everywhere for the meaning then it hit him like a polt from the blue!

    February 16, 2011

  • JM opines that quadrigamists are just careless.

    February 16, 2011

  • JM reckons a wan twit is a wantwit every time.

    February 16, 2011

  • JM is astounded by way hedge-priests do their garnering these days.

    February 16, 2011

  • JM prefers wittering that is short and to the point.

    February 16, 2011

  • JM suspects all super cheery superchery.

    February 16, 2011

  • JM advocates "Swads of the world - UNITE!"

    February 16, 2011

  • JM thinks most people shut their eyes to gowl.

    February 16, 2011

  • JM hasn't the foggiest about haar.

    February 16, 2011

  • JM wants to raise parvanimity to the level it deserves.

    February 16, 2011

  • JM is not going to be obsessive about abessives - in fact he will leave them alone.

    February 16, 2011

  • JM couldn't stop laughing when he encountered the Lachschlaganfall Society - what a hoot, then .... nothing!

    February 16, 2011

  • JM has never been a tudiculater.

    February 16, 2011

  • JM wonders what polish is used by chalcenterous folk?

    February 16, 2011

  • JM thinks, frankly, that he may have his timbromania licked

    February 16, 2011

  • JM knows that one day he will find see a clavicytherium and be able to spell it.

    February 14, 2011

  • JM is shutting down and mutters 'I, Claudent'.

    February 14, 2011

  • JM is unraveling some clastic elastic but that's not as much of a stretch as it seems.

    February 14, 2011

  • JM has joined a clancular clan but isn't telling anyone.

    February 14, 2011

  • JM makes a clamant claim to a bit of shoosh please.

    February 14, 2011

  • JM doesn't get clairsentience at all.

    February 14, 2011

  • JM has joined a clairaudient choir for a bit of peace and quiet!

    February 14, 2011

  • JM loves to stick it out through the cladoptosis season.

    February 14, 2011

  • JM suspects that cittosis has a text version as well.

    February 14, 2011

  • JM enjoys observing the cisvestitism of other folk but sometimes it's just too wearing.

    February 14, 2011

  • JM has never been attached to cirripeds.

    February 14, 2011

  • JM is having those circumvolant thoughts again.

    February 14, 2011

  • JM is hanging around the beach so he can be literally circumlittoral.

    February 14, 2011

  • JM is in a state of circumjacency by everything!

    February 14, 2011

  • JM is not a circuminsular type of fella, not by any stretch.

    February 14, 2011

  • JM is circumfusing himself in the bathtub.

    February 14, 2011

  • JM is most surely circumfulgent in the abstract.

    February 14, 2011

  • JM loves to go a'circumforaning along a mounting tract.

    February 14, 2011

  • JM wants to attend his local conciliabule but doesn't know where it is.

    February 4, 2011

  • JM is an avowed fan of concettism.

    February 4, 2011

  • JM cannot stress too much nor emphasise enough nor draw attention more to the importance of commoratio.

    February 4, 2011

  • JM reckons nobody should be discarnate.

    February 4, 2011

  • JM dutifully dights daily.

    February 4, 2011

  • JM is always and for ever and ever diffident about diffinity.

    February 4, 2011

  • JM doctors his dies faustus daily.

    February 4, 2011

  • JM adds an extra silly-illy diectasis.

    February 4, 2011

  • JM is pleased to have a couple of didymous appendages.

    February 4, 2011

  • JM is not a didicoy.

    February 4, 2011

  • JM has heard it said that 'dictum de dicto' is a saying for all seasons and reasons.

    January 30, 2011

  • JM blames the disgraceful state of dichaeologia for just about everything he can actually!

    January 30, 2011

  • JM met one of those dicerous types the other day - name of Emma, what a dill!

    January 30, 2011

  • JM knows it's always dicey to use dicaeology for defence - better to use pickets.

    January 30, 2011

  • JM proposes that the opposite of Powerpoint is Diatyposis.

    January 30, 2011

  • JM just doesn't know what to say about dicacity!

    January 30, 2011

  • JM considers diasyrm to be quite nice.

    January 30, 2011

  • JM never knows what to expect when he goes along to the Ambivert Association's functions.

    January 30, 2011

  • JM is concerned to discover that some folk are ambisinister - that must be really, really awkward.

    January 30, 2011

  • JM is drawing up plans for a very compact ambagious garden.

    January 30, 2011

  • JM finds it odd that azygous isn't put to more use.

    January 30, 2011

  • JM is waiting for some movement in the field of azoology.

    January 30, 2011

  • JM has heard there have been some chops made to axiology.

    January 30, 2011

  • JM has joined the Avolitional Volunteers.

    January 30, 2011

  • JM can't figure out if autological is autological.

    January 30, 2011

  • JM would indulge in autolatry if he could find someone suitable.

    January 30, 2011

  • JM has better luck with other folk's autognosis than his own.

    January 30, 2011

  • JM resolutely refuses to discuss autoclesis.

    January 30, 2011

  • JM is attempting to subcontract his autoangelism, without success.

    January 30, 2011

  • JM is keen to hear from audiles.

    January 30, 2011

  • JM knows it's the early muso who gets the aubade!

    January 30, 2011

  • JM wonders who it is that paints his windows with atrament every night.

    January 30, 2011

  • JM supposes that the atrabilarian librarian will make him sad again.

    January 30, 2011

  • JM got a very small fright from a naughty atomy.

    January 30, 2011

  • JM is researching a process akin to atmolysis but applied to people.

    January 30, 2011

  • JM is undertaking atmology in a hot bath.

    January 30, 2011

  • JM is ambivalent about athymy.

    January 30, 2011

  • JM athetises appetisers

    January 30, 2011

  • JM reckons athanasia is to die for!

    January 28, 2011

  • JM really wants to connect with other atelophobes but knows it will all end in tears.

    January 18, 2011

  • JM is worried about aiming for ataraxia.

    January 18, 2011

  • JM ponders the asthenosphere but thinks he may not be on firm ground.

    January 18, 2011

  • JM is in two minds about his arrière-pensée.

    January 18, 2011

  • JM is trying to remove stains by yelling 'aroint!'.

    January 18, 2011

  • JM wanted to join the Aristophrenia Society but couldn't understand the membership forms.

    January 18, 2011

  • JM genuinely hates aristarchs.

    January 18, 2011

  • JM feels better now he has discovered that he is of an argyrocephalous distinction.

    January 18, 2011

  • JM deplores the demise of aretaics as a field of study. That just can't be good.

    January 18, 2011

  • JM plans on going down to the woods today and is wary of arctophiles.

    January 18, 2011

  • JM is trying to locate the Archology Department but can't.

    January 18, 2011

  • JM knows there must be many tricks to becoming an archimage.

    January 18, 2011

  • JM holds his arms in the air in his latest attempt at arborization.

    January 18, 2011

  • JM suspects that it all seems araphorostic.

    January 18, 2011

  • JM begins yet another apterous day.

    January 18, 2011

  • JM is trying to research aprosexia without a great deal of success.

    January 18, 2011

  • JM is opposing random apposing.

    January 18, 2011

  • JM avoids all appetent tents.

    January 18, 2011

  • JM wonders if some folk ever experience an appersonation for someone they have never heard of before.

    January 18, 2011

  • JM can't get his apperception receptor working today - maybe it has gone digital.

    January 18, 2011

  • JM has discovered that the araneology sector has a web of intrigue.

    January 18, 2011

  • JM is in the market for some new apotropaic strategies.

    January 10, 2011

  • JM is at a loss to explain aporia.

    January 10, 2011

  • JM clears his throat of the apophthegm build up.

    January 10, 2011

  • JM has it on good authority that he will never be an apomnemonysis.

    January 10, 2011

  • JM enjoys sitting on a good apologue until he falls off it.

    January 10, 2011

  • JM enjoys an apolaustic interest or two.

    January 10, 2011

  • JM is not particularly attracted to the apocentre.

    January 10, 2011

  • JM sniggers his way through the Apodysophilia Fancy Dress Ball.

    January 10, 2011

  • JM has proof that the apodixis of the pudding is in its eating.

    January 10, 2011

  • JM entered the apodictic contest.

    January 10, 2011

  • JM sees apodiabolosis.

    January 10, 2011

  • JM acknowledges that it is evidently demonstrable that an apodeictic is incontrovertible.

    January 10, 2011

  • JM hates it when he has an apocrisis and loses.

    January 10, 2011

  • JM cannot cope with more than 3 apocopes a day - otherwise he pulls up too short.

    January 10, 2011

  • JM will sleep on the notion of 'Aurora Musis amica'.

    December 28, 2010

  • JM mutters 'Auribus tenere lupum' because he blew my house down!

    December 28, 2010

  • JM is going to extremes to adhere to the aurea mediocritas.

    December 28, 2010

  • JM is shooting the aura popularis.

    December 28, 2010

  • JM knows the truth of "auget largiendo" but also the veracity of "it'll bite you on the bum!"

    December 28, 2010

  • JM would be so happy to uncover the key to autarchia.

    December 28, 2010

  • JM wishes to aurify the entire contents of his residence - but can't find the instructions.

    December 28, 2010

  • JM researched auscultation but couldn't stomach the noise.

    December 28, 2010

  • JM shuts his eyes to all instances of aphoticia.

    December 28, 2010

  • JM is saddened because the word aphilophrenia exists.

    December 28, 2010

  • JM observed the Aphephobe Society's Dance from afar then rushed in and gave everyone a big hug.

    December 28, 2010

  • JM reckons that there has been so much rain that there is no longer any apheliotropism at all and everything is going everywhere.

    December 28, 2010

  • JM knows that an aphagia is a hard fact to swallow.

    December 28, 2010

  • JM walked around the block with his placard reading "Audi et alteram partem".

    December 28, 2010

  • JM blames aphids for the rise in aphaeresis, seriously!

    December 28, 2010

  • JM has a forty a day apercu habit.

    December 28, 2010

  • JM went along to the Apanthropy Association's annual party just so he could get a bit of peace and quiet.

    December 28, 2010

  • JM is agog at the number of apagoges on this page yet if you take away the number you first thought of then you will get the correct dimensions of the goggle factor.

    December 28, 2010

  • JM will deal with the apaetesis later, thank you very much!!

    December 28, 2010

  • JM would rather be an aolist than an A-list.

    December 28, 2010

  • JM attended the Anuptaphobia Society party and seems to have

    made heaps of new friends.

    December 28, 2010

  • JM is now known as Mister Antonomasia.

    December 28, 2010

  • JM often has antoecial ideas.

    December 28, 2010

  • JM is resolute in his determination to avoid becoming an antithalian old fella.

    December 22, 2010

  • JM realises that antistasis is the basis of a lot of foreign policy.

    December 22, 2010

  • JM wonders if an antisideric is responsible for the creases in his clothes?

    December 22, 2010

  • JM would love to catch up with a mob of antiscians but that would be crossing the line.

    December 22, 2010

  • JM is an inveterate antiphrasis avocado.

    December 22, 2010

  • JM advocates the wholesale application of antiphlogistics on the media.

    December 22, 2010

  • JM thoroughly enjoys a good, old fashioned antiperistasis

    December 22, 2010

  • JM always and never, ever utters an antinomy.

    December 22, 2010

  • JM wonders what it is that the antinomians among us get up to at this time of year.

    December 22, 2010

  • JM is a bit hestitant about the idea of aude sapere.

    December 22, 2010

  • JM approaches his status updates with the advice of Cicero in mind: Assiduus usus uni rei deditus et ingenium et artem saepe vincit

    December 22, 2010

  • JM knows that learning to play an anemochord would be a breeze.

    December 17, 2010

  • JM consults his timetable to determine the antimetabole.

    December 17, 2010

  • JM states that this is not an antilogy.

    December 17, 2010

  • JM thoroughly enjoys a good antilogism except when the contradiction refutes the logic of it all.

    December 17, 2010

  • JM reckons antilapsarians are also antigravitationists.

    December 17, 2010

  • JM is confused about every aspect of anthropopsychism as it just doesn't seem natural.

    December 17, 2010

  • JM was really looking forward to the Anthropophobia Society party but nobody turned up!

    December 17, 2010

  • JM is undertaking some serious anthropogenic pondering.

    December 17, 2010

  • JM dislikes having to deal with anthropoliths.

    December 17, 2010

  • JM initially reacted to aspirat primo Fortuna labori with mirth.

    December 17, 2010

  • JM wonders how many government departments have 'Aspice, officio fungeris sine spe honoris amplioris' as their human resource motto?

    December 17, 2010

  • JM yells out 'Ascendo tuum' but doesn't get the reaction he expects.

    December 17, 2010

  • JM ignores all who are argumentum ad ignorantiam - they're just silly!

    December 17, 2010

  • JM always enjoys a good antanaclasis when it's for good!

    December 17, 2010

  • JM has an inkling that could become an anschauung when it grows up a bit.

    December 17, 2010

  • JM is, once again, anourously happy.

    December 17, 2010

  • JM wonders if anosognosia is reaching epidemic proportions.

    December 17, 2010

  • JM looks upon it all and cries 'Appareo Decet Nihil Munditia?'.

    December 17, 2010

  • JM was overheard muttering in the supermarket 'Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem!'.

    December 17, 2010

  • JM quite seriously utters 'An nescis, mi fili, quantilla sapientia mundus regatur?'

    December 17, 2010

  • JM keeps looking over his shoulder because alter ipse amicus

    December 17, 2010

  • JM notes that the concept 'Aliena nobis, nostra plus aliis placent' encourages trade.

    December 17, 2010

  • JM advocates subscribing to the notion 'Adversus solem ne loquitor' except at night.

    December 17, 2010

  • JM wonders what chooks think about the idea that ad praesens ova cras pullis sunt meliora

    December 17, 2010

  • JM is always ad idem except when he changes it.

    December 17, 2010

  • JM proposes we all get together ad eundum quo nemo ante iit

    - should be fun even though crowded.

    December 15, 2010

  • JM nominates annomination as the health food of the nation.

    December 15, 2010

  • JM often travels ad augusta per angusta and often enjoys the views but never, ever looks down!

    December 15, 2010

  • JM is heading ad astra per aspera to see what he can see.

    December 15, 2010

  • JM is filing all his ad acta notes then tossing the whole lot out 'cause he is such a bad actor.

    December 15, 2010

  • JM has just realised the anopisthographic nature of his computer screen.

    December 10, 2010

  • JM aspires to become an anonymuncule - please let everyone know.

    December 10, 2010

  • JM is thinking of making a new ankus - just in case the bus is late again.

    December 10, 2010

  • JM recognises the anisosthenic nature of his status updates.

    December 10, 2010

  • JM is not cooking up some anion soup!

    December 10, 2010

  • JM is adamant in his aversion to all versions of animadversion

    December 10, 2010

  • JM - Audio, video, disco!

    December 7, 2010

  • JM proposes, for the sake of community cohesion, anulos qui animum ostendunt omnes gestemus!

    December 7, 2010

  • JM mutters 'Age. Fac ut gaudeam.'

    December 7, 2010

  • JM is looking for an opportunity to say 'Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est'.

    December 7, 2010

  • JM never subscribes to excesses except those that go ad absurdum.

    December 7, 2010

  • JM followed the sign to the mens rea - now that was a mistake!!

    December 7, 2010

  • JM abhors an actus reus so is very busy in the abhoring sector at the moment.

    December 7, 2010

  • JM has seen the acta sanctorum and they are unbelievable!

    December 7, 2010

  • JM is writing a treatise on the notion of acta non verba

    December 7, 2010

  • JM reckons 'Acta est fabula, plaudite!' is a thoroughly clapped out motto.

    December 7, 2010

  • JM was told by a learned fellow that 'accipere quam facere praestat injuriam', so he punched him in the nose!

    November 12, 2010

  • JM steps out with his new motto: Abyssus abyssum invocat!

    November 12, 2010

  • JM sniggers and says "Abutebaris modo subjunctivo denuo"!

    November 12, 2010

  • JM always reckons abusus non tollit usum!

    November 12, 2010

  • JM mutters "Absum!"

    November 12, 2010

  • JM utters "Absit omen" just for luck!

    November 12, 2010

  • JM is paling into a state of absit invidia.

    November 12, 2010

  • JM abiit, excessit, evasit, erupit next week!

    November 12, 2010

  • JM was chatting to H who said 'Ab ovo usque ad mala' - and he couldn't think of a decent response!

    November 12, 2010

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  • I like both of your comments on acyrology.

    August 24, 2012

  • Wow - thanks for adding a comment to asportation. It has now replaced ascertainment as my "least favorite word," and I couldn't be happier. What fun!

    July 25, 2010

  • Ruzuzu - I'm really pleased about that. Don't shelter under trees!

    February 2, 2010

  • I was just looking up astraphobia and saw your comment which had other forms of the phobia. I wouldn't have known to look them up if you hadn't commented--thanks!

    February 2, 2010

  • I'll pass on that one, bilby!

    January 11, 2010

  • Who is "he" in jmj's sentence? This is why I hate the use of third person in facebook statuses.

    (Well, not really "hate", but don't love.)

    January 10, 2010

  • Are you a small dump kind of guy, gangerh?

    January 10, 2010

  • JM reminds WB that it is greedy search engines that do the listing.

    And, JM apologises profusely to GH but he simply can't spare the time to make smaller dumps but he truly appreciates that GH finds something therein to savour. And a very happy 2010 to both GH and WB.

    January 10, 2010

  • GH finds JM's frequent dump of comments unattractive. He knows he'd find them all appealing in bite sizes, like one every now and then. That would allow the dimension necessary to fully savour and appreciate each pearl. But then JM isn't putting them here for GH.

    January 9, 2010

  • WB wonders why JM posts his opinion on virtually every phobia page.

    November 27, 2009

  • GH played with your name. 

    October 5, 2009

  • Given that Facebook status updates can be made externally accessible via an RSS feed, wouldn't it be easier to use something like a Google Reader shared tag, so as to automate the process?

    February 3, 2009

  • Well, I have to admit, that's an odd use for a whole other website. Maybe you'll take the time to look around and see whether you like Wordie for its own qualities, rather than using it as an archive site for Facebook? I promise you'll enjoy yourself.

    Or at the very least, join the Wordie group on Facebook. :-)

    February 3, 2009

  • JM stands corrected by Bilby.

    February 3, 2009

  • Correction: JM is using Wordie to archive his Facebook status updates.

    February 3, 2009

  • Reese Tee good morning to you - I'm using Wordie to archive my Facebook status updates.

    February 3, 2009

  • Welcome, JM. ReeseTee wonders: Why does JM speak in the third person? ;-)

    February 2, 2009

  • You can't put full stops in tags. Well, you can if you want but the tag is then defective.

    February 1, 2009