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reesetee Wow. Jul 9, 2009

plethora *yawn* Heard it all before. Gets less interesting, more of a generalisation and more offensive ("You don't know how lucky you are your parents don't beat you"? Really?) every time.

Although, I must say "You don't know how lucky you are to have caller ID!!" is a new one. Jul 8, 2009

seanahan To put that more succinctly, "Get off my lawn!" Jul 8, 2009

elohiwarrior When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears
with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were.. When they were growing up; walking Twenty-five miles to school every morning
barefoot....Uphill...BOTH ways - In the snow... Yadda, yadda, yadda And I remember promising myself that when I grew up,
there was no way in hell I was going to lay
a bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it
and how easy they've got it!
But now that... I'm over the ripe old age of
fifty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today.You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a virtual Utopia!
And I hate to say it but you kids today you
don't know how good you've got it! I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet. If we wanted to know something, We had to go to the county library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalogue!!!
There was no email!!! We had to actually write
somebody a letter, with a pen!
Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox and it would take like a week to get there! Stamps were 10 cents!
Child Protective Services didn't care if our parents beat us. As a matter of fact, the parents of all my friends also had permission to kick our ass! No where was safe!
There were no MP3' s or Napsters! You wanted to
steal music, you had to hitchhike to the record store and shoplift it yourself! Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio and the DJ'd usually talked over the beginning and @#*% it all up!
There were no CD players! We had tape decks in our car. We'd play our favorite tape and "eject" it when finished and the tape would come undone quite often.
We didn't have fancy features like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone and somebody else called they got a busy signal, that's it! And we didn't have fancy Caller ID either!
When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your school,
your mom, your boss, your Bookie, your drug dealer, a collections agent, you
just didn't know!!! You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister!
We didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation video
games with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games
like 'Space Invaders', 'Pong' and 'asteroids'. You
actually had to use your imagination! And there were no multiple levels or
screens, it was just one screen
forever!
And you could never win. The game just kept getting
harder and harder and
faster and faster until you died! Just like LIFE !
You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on! You were screwed when it came to channel surfing! You had to get off
your keister and walk over to the TV to change the channel! No remote control either. There was no
Cartoon Network! You could only get cartoons
on Saturday Morning. Do you hear what I'm saying?! We had to wait ALL WEEK
for cartoons, you spoiled
little brats! And we didn't have microwaves, if we wanted to heat something up we had to use the stove's oven ... Imagine that!
That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids
today have got it too easy.
You're spoiled. You guys wouldn't have lasted
five minutes back in 1970 or before ! Jul 7, 2009

elohiwarrior Arghh, I wanted to go to six flags and be a pirate this summer but mom got me this crummy free wow download. Jul 7, 2009

sabrinna Wow!: What someone usually says when suprised. WoW: An acronym for the game World of Warcraft. (Where people usually make fools of themselves and become addicted to something that is obviously not real)..wait..there are real people that play..and that you type and/or talk to..so..it's real..but it's not real????..wow. Jul 6, 2009

alandriadenisewalker You *butt*holes. Leave me alone! May 23, 2009

hernesheir World of Warcraft and Guitar Hero are both properties of the company Activision Blizzard. Jan 16, 2009

reesetee Okay, here's one: Wow. Nov 18, 2008

bilby C'mon reesetee, tell us a joke! Nov 18, 2008

reesetee Uh, WeirdNet...what?? Nov 18, 2008

bilby Acronym of World of Wordiecraft, an addictive online experience where pasty-faced nerds stalk each other with barbed lexemes. Nov 18, 2008

sakhalinskii I was not aware words existed in the third dimension Jul 31, 2008

oroboros Not if you place the mirror above or below the word. Mar 26, 2008

uselessness Um... Isn't MOM in the mirror just... MOM? If you want WOW, you need only turn it upside down, no mirror needed. Dec 4, 2007

oroboros MOM in the mirror! Wow! Dec 2, 2007