Foot-licker? Hahaha! Thanks c_b! That's going to be my new driving "cuss" word! It's very satisfying and yet, not really R rated. I think it would qualify for words that sound dirty, but aren't.
I like meatball mind. The historical context is part of the attraction as apparently it originates in a comment by Henry Kissinger about Richard Nixon.
Thanks reesetee. From my Shakespearean insults mug:
mountain of mad flesh
light of brain
bolting-hutch of beastliness not so much brain as ear wax
long-tongu'd babbling gossip
thou art a boil, a plague sore
You rampallian! You fustillarian!
O gull, O dolt, as ignorant as dirt
Clod of wayward marl false of heart, light of ear, bloody of hand
roast-meat for worms
infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise-breaker
lump of foul deformity highly fed and lowly taught
all eyes and no sight
all the infections that the sun sucks up
elvish-mark'd, abortive, rooting hog
veriest varlet that ever chewed with a tooth
foot-licker anointed and sovereign of sighs and groans
lewdly inclin'd
the soul of this man is his clothes
quintessence of dust
canker-blossom poisonous bunch-back'd toad
a fusty nut with no kernel
beetle-headed, flap-ear'd knave and my favorite:
I do desire we may be better strangers.
KENT: A knave, a rascal, an eater of broken meats; a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave; a lily-liver’d, action-taking knave; a whoreson, glass-gazing, superserviceable, finicalrogue; a one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd, in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch: one whom I will beat into clamorouswhining if thou deniest the least syllable of thy addition.