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bilby "'My easy description of the beer is it's a beer-flavored beer,' said Leonard."
- Norman Miller, Can it on the critique, milforddailynews.com, 24 Nov 2009.

This from a brewer! Nov 26, 2009

hernesheir Moonshiner's term for the liquid part of fermented mash. "Beer", also called teedum, was often made for its own sake rather than for distilling. Aug 25, 2009

Prolagus In Heaven there is no beer (No beer?!)
That's why we drink it here
And when we're all gone from here
Our friends will be drinking all the beer.
(Brave Combo) Apr 25, 2008

anydelirium '"There's this car, that runs on water, man. Th reason the government doesn't want us to know about it is cause they know we'll buy all the water, and there'll be nothing left to drink, except BEER. And they know that beer, will set us free."' -That 70's Show Feb 18, 2008

jrome erin: Clay, do you want some tea?
clay: Only if it has beer in it.
--1/21/08 Jan 22, 2008

bilby "In the late 18th century and early 19th century, smuggling provided many citizens of Beer with an income on both sides of the law. According to George Pulman in 'The Book of the Axe', published in 1875, 'In former days, when the coastguard was inefficient and the exciseman lax, the Beer men were the very kings of smugglers.'

Beer fishermen had always had a fine reputation for their ability to handle and sail boats. With this ability and the ideal geographical location for landing contraband and transportation to remote farms and houses, smuggling became an alternative "trade" for some of the fishermen. By 1750, the area was so notorious that the local revenue officers were reinforced by dragoons posted in Beer, Branscombe and Seaton.

The boats used were Beer luggers, built in Beer, between 25ft to 35ft in length. They usually had a 4 man crew. Much of the contraband was brought in from the Channel Island of Alderney, but in some cases the smugglers would collect contraband from the North coast of France. As well as casks of brandy, tea, tobacco and silk were other commodities that were smuggled into Beer.

Not all of the inhabitants of Beer were smugglers, indeed some worked for the authorities to catch the smugglers. This could prove complicated and there are reported instances of coastguards being bribed to turn a blind eye at the appropriate time. The honest citizens could also make money from smuggling by informing on the smugglers or by retrieving the contraband. Revenue Cutter captains were rewarded for the contraband once it was handed over to the authorities and sold.

If a smuggler was being chased by a Revenue Cutter or had received a signal from shore, usually a fire, that coastguards were about, then the casks could be roped together in a raft and sunk offshore and its position marked by a float for later retrieval by 'creeping', fishing up the tubs using grappling hooks. In the event that the smuggler did not have time to sink a raft, then the kegs could be thrown overboard. To secure a conviction, the Cutter required both the smuggler and the contraband, so by separating himself from the contraband increased the smuggler's chances of escape, especially as the contraband could be of financial benefit to the Revenue Cutter captain. Revenue cutter crews would also 'creep' for contraband if they thought they knew where a raft of kegs had been sunk."
- from www.beer-devon.co.uk/ Jan 2, 2008

bilby A coastal village in Devon, England.

"Down in Devon, down in Devon,
There's a village by the sea,
It's a little piece of heaven
And the angels call it Beer!"
- from www.beer-devon.co.uk/

The sad news is that in the Beer Congregational Church it's only God being worshipped. Jan 1, 2008