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  • There is one comment in particular from a McCain aide that guaranteed to heighten friction between the two camps. The angry aide described the Palin family shopping spree to Newsweek as "Wasilla hillbillies looting Neiman Marcus from coast to coast."

    -Strains Between McCain and Palin Aides Go Public

    I feel a song coming on...

    The Wasilla Hillbillies

    (Sung to the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies Theme)

    Come listen to my story from the land of snow

    It's about Sarah Palin and I thought you ought to know

    What began in Alaska shooting at some moose

    Ended up in a store on 5th Avenue.

    (Saks, that is. Neiman Marcus...)

    Well they gave her a credit card and said "Go to town.

    Buy yourself a couple suits and maybe one gown."

    But Sarah saw the chance to start dressin' like a diva.

    "It's a whole lot easier than trapping your own beaver."

    (The animal, that is. Not what you're thinking, c_b. Think oosik.)

    Well Todd and the kids all got new suits.

    Todd got a pair of designer SnoGo boots.

    The register at Saks was smokin' like a pistol

    When Sarah bought maternity clothes for daughter Bristol.

    (Knocked up, you know. So much for that virginity pledge...)

    I've told you my tale, it's sad but true.

    I could tell you more. If you only knew...

    You may not understand exactly what I meant,

    But at least she's not our next vice president.

    (But we still elected a convicted felon to the Senate....)

    Coming soon: The Ballad of Uncle Ted. Here's the first verse:

    Well Nixon said a crime's not a crime;

    If you're the president then you don't do time.

    Uncle Ted started wondering if he really meant it

    When applied to a convicted felon serving in the Senate.

    We're so proud of our politicians here...

    EDIT: Saks, not Sack's. That's a mattress store in Wasilla.

    November 7, 2008

  • More whack job merriment from the Republicans:

    "Mr. Scheunemann, who picked up the phone in his office at McCain campaign headquarters on Wednesday afternoon, responded that “anybody who says I was fired is either lying or delusional or a whack job.

    Mr. Scheunemann was referring to widely disseminated criticism by Mr. McCain’s advisers in the final days of the campaign that Ms. Palin, as first reported in Politico, was a 'whack job.'�?

    -Internal Battles Divided McCain and Palin Camps; The New York Times.

    It's getting difficult to tell one whack job from another these days.

    November 6, 2008

  • Amen, sister.

    November 5, 2008

  • I cried. When I was growing up African Americans couldn't enter the same stores, drink at the same fountains, eat at the same restaurants, or even use the same bathroom as I could. This is huge.

    November 5, 2008

  • Maybe you should check your spelling, VO... :-)

    November 4, 2008

  • See Mexico City's 'Water Monster' Nears Extinction for the current sad state of the axolotl in what's left of its native habitat.

    November 3, 2008

  • I'll finally close several unclosed circles.

    If it comes...

    November 3, 2008

  • Mmmmmm....puke bowl.

    Hey--that would make a good entry for the My Little Phonies list. So would turd-barrel.

    Edit: See cauliflower, since no one has yet claimed "turd-barrel."

    November 1, 2008

  • My FAVORITE SNL sketch, except for maybe Eddie Murphy as James Brown in the hot tub.

    "Wookin' por nub..."

    October 31, 2008

  • "Are you sure it's in?" is bound to raise some eyebrows in certain situations. And that's about all...

    October 31, 2008

  • "Tastes like chicken" is always acceptable in formal occasions.

    October 31, 2008

  • How about "my infomercial got prempted by a webinar?" It's surprisingly easy to work into conversation these days.

    October 31, 2008

  • So--I was all set to add my comments to this discussion when John's caveat stopped me cold. It was going to be glorious.

    However, if you're in the mood (here I'm thinking mainly about about Prolagus), there has been a...situation developing on this list for quite some time. I think I'm going in...

    October 31, 2008

  • You'll have to watch this to fully appreciate the reference.

    See also air quotes.

    October 30, 2008

  • It just keeps getting better and better:

    "Wasn’t that enough time for McCain to get to know Palin? Wasn’t that enough time for his crackerjack “vetters�? to investigate Palin’s strengths and weaknesses, check through records and published accounts, talk to a few people, and learn that she was not only a diva but a whack job diva?"

    -McCain Camp Trying to Scapegoat Palin; Yahoo News

    October 30, 2008

  • I am thrilled that whack job ended up on whichbe's My Little Phonies list. I can't read that list without laughing out loud.

    *turdiform...hee hee*

    October 30, 2008

  • I should hardly be the one to be critical. I'm usually able to see misspelled words when someone else presents them, but I never seem to catch my own.

    Just ask reesetee...

    October 30, 2008

  • Even though I think you mean "impale," dc, there has got to be a joke about impale and Palin in here somewhere...

    October 29, 2008

  • No, that would be:

    Oh, the Camptown ladies sing this song,

    Do-dah, doo-dah..

    And please don't associate me with anything having to to with Bush... :-)

    October 29, 2008

  • "In convo with Playbook, a top McCain adviser one-ups the priceless 'diva' description, calling her (Palin) 'a whack job.'"

    -Mike Allen's Playbook, Politico.com.

    I'm not even going to list "convo." That term deserves to die.

    October 28, 2008

  • We are the Three AH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Migos!

    October 28, 2008

  • Hee hee. I love this usage. My students sometimes excrete a paper or two.

    October 27, 2008

  • All Wordies are in awe of your accomplishment, mollusque. Congratulations.

    October 27, 2008

  • "Mackenzie predicts McCain would be afflicted with the same malady as Richard Nixon, who savored foreign policy but was less interested in the budget and other domestic matters, a disease known as MEGO, short for My Eyes Glaze Over.

    "I think we'd see a lot of that with McCain," he said."

    -If Elected, How Would McCain Govern? - Boston.com

    October 27, 2008

  • Why do you hate freedom?

    October 23, 2008

  • Here are what fashionable Alaskan governors are wearing these days.

    October 22, 2008

  • I was kidding you, dharma. It was actually Chestnut Blight.

    October 22, 2008

  • Didn't Euell Gibbons die of Dutch Elm disease?

    October 22, 2008

  • Oh, for heaven's sake.

    October 20, 2008

  • Sung to the tune of "I've Never Been to Spain."

    You've already been to Spain

    And the Cayman Islands too.

    But you've never been to heaven

    'Til you've seen Fernando Poo.

    Not Vanuatu

    Not Timbuktu

    Fernando Poo

    You can travel the world over

    Passport stamps up the wazoo.

    Though there's islands there a'plenty

    There's only one Fernando Poo.

    Not Vanuatu

    Not Timbuktu

    Fernando Poo

    (Sorry about the link. The only other choice was Three Dog Night, and I have my standards.)

    October 19, 2008

  • If they're called "scholarships" why do most of them go to athletes?

    October 19, 2008

  • Bilby's recent seeding of many excellent palindromes in various places around the Wordieverse reminds me of two things:

    1. I love palindromes.

    2. I suck at creating them. The best I can do is "You buoy!" or "Yo, Bob! Oy!"

    October 19, 2008

  • No argument here, Asa...

    October 18, 2008

  • Also a song with some of the most bizarre, depressing lyrics I've ever heard--an anti-paean to love and marriage.

    October 17, 2008

  • Ummm...I'm afraid all I've got is Fernando Pooper. I was hoping chained_bear, with her vast knowledge of all things excremental, could come up with something better. Or maybe Asativum?...Reesetee?

    October 17, 2008

  • What would you call a native of Fernando Poo?

    *Hoping everyone appreciates the straight line*

    October 17, 2008

  • *Sigh* They don't write 'em like that anymore...

    October 16, 2008

  • My first awareness of dast and dasn't in print was the L'il Abner comic strip, but it was used commonly in the South during my childhood.

    October 16, 2008

  • He'll knuckle your head before you count to foh-wah...

    October 16, 2008

  • And (without the hyphen) a song by the Hollywood Argyles, after the comic strip of the same name.

    October 16, 2008

  • Not very many words in isolation make me laugh, but this one does. I don't know if it's the initial mental image it conjures up or its potential as an insult. Maybe it's just because it has turd in it.

    October 15, 2008

  • *Turdine. Hee hee.*

    October 15, 2008

  • (Sung to the tune Peggy Sue)

    Fernando Poo

    I love you

    With a love so rare and true

    Fernando

    FERNANDO Poo-a-hoo poo hoo-a-hoo-hoo

    Otcho, Bioko, you're still Fernando Poo

    October 15, 2008

  • It's a stretch, but how about shih tzu?

    *Turdiform. Snicker...*

    October 15, 2008

  • Nincompoop?

    *Turdiform. Hee hee.*

    October 15, 2008

  • Winnie?

    October 15, 2008

  • Oh! Oh! How about crappie? As long as you don't pronounce it correctly...

    October 15, 2008

  • Your recent foray into non-excremental pooping would be a good candidate for that list.

    October 15, 2008

  • But fortunate for that child, I guess...

    October 15, 2008

  • Too bad I had a vasectomy, because I know what I'd be naming my next child.

    October 15, 2008

  • Perhaps the most perfect song ever written, unless it's "Over the Rainbow."

    October 14, 2008

  • Well sung, Pro.

    One of these days I'll get around to asking you how a young Italian has such intimate knowledge of a song from my US childhood, which was over with way before you were born. (If one's childhood is ever really over, I mean.)

    October 13, 2008

  • More like NIGHT n gale.

    October 12, 2008

  • I simply say: Baaaaaaaby, OOOOHHHH baaaaabeeee, My sweet baaaaaby, you're the one.

    *screaming guitar riff*

    October 12, 2008

  • Oh, LOVERBOY...

    October 12, 2008

  • Hee hee. Still, I love the way Sylvia says "C'mere, loverboy."

    October 12, 2008

  • Once you get it, you'll never wanna quit (no, no)...

    Whatever happened to Mickey and Sylvia?

    October 12, 2008

  • I love it.

    October 11, 2008

  • I imagine most of you have seen this, but it's still fascinating:

    "Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe."

    My tpniyg otefn lkoos tihs way, but I sspcuet taht smtnihoeg esle is at wrok in my csae.

    October 11, 2008

  • As a matter of fact, c_b, I almost hit one with my car on the way home today. I'm pretty sure it was the brother of the young cow I photographed a couple of days ago.

    October 10, 2008

  • My first and only encounter with the term was in a reader comment clearly intended to refer to Sarah Palin ("...bring McSame and igloo trash into the job especially after what George W. bush has done to our country"). If the term existed before that or if it was ever intended to slur an ethnic or economic group, I'm not aware of it. I assumed it was a play on trailer trash.

    But I'm feeling a little of c_b's guilt now myself.

    October 10, 2008

  • Could be either, c_b, although the author of the phrase was clearly referring to an individual. Think lipstick.

    October 9, 2008

  • Seen today in a reader comment on a Washington Post blog. Given the current political climate, I'll let you guess to whom this refers...

    October 9, 2008

  • Apocryphal is a pretty decent word to describe moose, John, since they look as if they were put together from random ungulate parts with no overall design in mind. But when you see one maneuver in deep snow, they begin to make sense.

    I can't believe you lived in Maine and never saw one. The trails around Katahdin are crowded with them.

    October 9, 2008

  • This just wouldn't look right with a moose in place of the elk, Pro.

    Actually, it looks kind of creepy with the elk, too.

    October 9, 2008

  • Hey. I know a moose poem, too.

    Moose Goosers

    How about them Moose goosers, Ain't they recluse?

    Up in them boondocks, goosin' them moose.

    Goosin' them huge moose, goosin' them tiny,

    Goosin them medlin' moose in they hinny!

    Look at them Moose goosers, Ain't they dumb?

    Some use an umbrella, some use they thumb.

    Them obtuse Moose goosers, sneakin' through the woods,

    pokin' they snoozey moose in they goods,

    How to be a Moose gooser? It'll turn you puce;

    Get your gooser loose, and rouse a drowsy moose!

    -Mason Williams, The Mason Williams Reading Matter

    October 9, 2008

  • Not to change to subject, but does anyone actually pronounce the "o" in opossum?

    October 9, 2008

  • I was asking myself that very question just now...

    October 9, 2008

  • Perhaps this guy should switch to a language with words that aren't so difficult to spell.

    October 8, 2008

  • No moose worth her dewlap would try and face you down, c_b. :-)

    October 8, 2008

  • I should mention, lest you think that moose are weenies, that I have seen a cow moose back a brown bear about 200 yards up a ravine to protect her calf.

    October 8, 2008

  • That cat was fearless. Utterly fearless. But not very bright.

    October 8, 2008

  • If they don't come and check out our garden at least weekly, we worry about them. I just happened to have my camera out when these dropped by. (They were eating the remains of the garden that we pulled up last week when it snowed a bit.)

    Our cat once chased two moose from our back yard.

    October 8, 2008

  • Her brother was nearby but wasn't cooperating with me.

    October 8, 2008

  • This young lady is outside my window right now.

    October 8, 2008

  • I rarely feel genteel, but this is cool anyway.

    October 5, 2008

  • Bilby has a list you might like.

    Shouldn't that last apostrophe be between the n and the t? I'd've put it there.

    October 5, 2008

  • Really? She embarrassed a lot of Alaskans.

    October 5, 2008

  • Beef, cheese, bacon, and doughnut sandwiches. Could it get any worse than this?

    October 4, 2008

  • Elwood, now that I think about it. I must have been thinking of Sesame Street...

    October 4, 2008

  • See Joe Sixpack.

    October 2, 2008

  • A little research:

    "John Q. Public is a generic name in the United States to denote a hypothetical member of society deemed a 'common man.' He is presumed to have no strong political or social biases relevant to whatever topic is at hand, and to represent the randomly selected 'man on the street.'

    Roughly equivalent, but more pejorative, are the names Joe Six-pack, Joe Blow, and Joe Schmoe, implying a lower-class citizen (from the Yiddish schmo: simpleton, or possibly Hebrew sh'mo: (what's)-his-name)."

    Wikipedia

    “Oh, I think they’re (critics) just not used to someone coming in from the outside saying you know what? It’s time that a normal Joe Six-Pack American is finally represented in the position of vice presidency, and I think that that’s kind of taken some people off guard, and they’re out of sorts, and they’re ticked off about it,�? she (Sarah Palin) said."

    Townhall.com

    In the interest of the American electorate, I propose that the Secretary General in the next administration represent trailer trash.

    October 2, 2008

  • Lickspigot is about my favorite word ever. Hurlwind is a close second.

    A stroke of genius, whichbe.

    October 2, 2008

  • No, no, c_b. We went over Deanna before. B'Elanna Torres was on Voyager, which, as yarb correctly posits, blows dead rats.

    October 1, 2008

  • You're thinking of B'Elanna, there, yarb.

    Me too, now.

    October 1, 2008

  • I don't know why I'm reminded of this (yes I do, too) but I suspect you'd appreciate it. On leaving a comment on a blog the other day I was asked to type in an anti-spam word. The word was "lovehaft." I kid you not.

    October 1, 2008

  • What a wonderful list!

    October 1, 2008

  • It's funny that you should mention Dara Torres and 42 in the same conversation, because that's how old she'll be next year.

    Shaft. *hee hee*

    October 1, 2008

  • In high school, we referred to Norfolk, Virginia as "No-fuck Vagina." As often as we could. We thought it was very funny. Then.

    September 30, 2008

  • If you can define this, please let the powers that be know. For what it's worth, there are in excess of $40 trillion dollars involved, but no one seems to know exactly what they are.

    September 29, 2008

  • "But the more worrisome responses were the ones that betrayed her lack of curiosity about current events and reliance on bumper-sticker wisdom over complex thoughts. There were moments, in fact, in which you wondered whether she had been paying any meaningful attention to the world outside Alaska before McCain picked her as his running mate a month ago."

    -TIME, Sarah Palin's Foreign Policy Follies

    September 29, 2008

  • We'd be the only people reading there. My kind of place. :-)

    September 26, 2008

  • Reminds me of cp/m, a forerunner of DOS which ran many early computers. It stood for "control program for microcomputers" but those of us forced to use it and try to understand it were convinced it meant "conspiracy to protect the ministry."

    September 26, 2008

  • Perhaps it's just you and me, reesetee. Bring a copy along with you when you come to Skinny Dick's and we'll have a grand old time.

    September 25, 2008

  • A dense, "booklike" page (or a PDF file) on a web site that will probably not get read by viewers of the page unless it is printed out.

    -Mark Bauerlein, Chronicles of Higher Education, Sep 19 2008

    September 25, 2008

  • See also graveyard.

    September 24, 2008

  • See the link above the comment box.

    September 19, 2008

  • Caribou are quite common here, c_b, and where there's one there are usually several hundred more, at least in the winter. I've seen herds of thousands on many occasions.

    They...ummm...weren't in chorus lines.

    September 18, 2008

  • But seriously, folks...

    With Sarah Palin, what you see is not what you get. Her leadership skills consist mainly of hiring her friends and firing her enemies, defined as anyone who disagrees with her or who doesn't believe that dinosaurs and people lived at the same time. There's a reason that McCain limits access to her. She's perfectly capable of looking you directly in the eye and lying to you. (In that regard she's a pretty good match for McCain.)

    Don't get me started, John...

    September 18, 2008

  • Yes--and her name is Sarah Palin.

    *rimshot!*

    September 18, 2008

  • They rest their hooves on the hindquarters of the caribou in front of them, kind of like a chorus line forming across the tundra. Then they click their heels--tendons, actually--rhythmically and move in huge circles, periodically kicking their right hind legs out and grunting in unison. It's an awesome sight.

    Anything else, yarb? I'm kind of running out of good caribou information.

    C'mon up, reesetee. We'll dance with the caribou.

    September 18, 2008

  • They sleep lying down in wide open spaces to give themselves time to get away from wolves. In winter their preferred spot is the middle of a frozen lake.

    September 18, 2008

  • They walk constantly. Their main forage is lichen, which is not exactly loaded with nutrients. They have to keep walking in order to be able to find enough to eat.

    September 18, 2008

  • Caribou have a tendon at the back of their leg that automatically snaps the leg back into walking position without the caribou having to expend any energy to do. You can hear it when they walk--even more impressive when you are listening to a large herd. The click isn't their hooves on the ground--it's the tendon snapping back into place.

    September 18, 2008

  • I prefer Cialis Cooper.

    September 16, 2008

  • Dark is the sky...

    September 15, 2008

  • Q: Who was Annie Hall's favorite tennis player?

    A: Lottie Dodd, Lottie Dodd...

    September 15, 2008

  • More like the frozen carcass of the Jolly Green Giant after a tragic boating mishap, perhaps?...

    September 15, 2008

  • It's not always so.

    Who says we don't have any fun up here in the Arctic in winter?

    September 14, 2008

  • Related perhaps to "put a crimp in?"

    September 8, 2008

  • "Uppity" is a code word in the same vein as states' rights and family values. Westmoreland knew exactly what he was saying and exactly who he was saying it to. A dog-whistle if there ever was one.

    September 7, 2008

  • Arby--petard sounds like Picard if you're a bit liberal with the pronunciation.

    September 6, 2008

  • I associate it with The Enterprise.

    September 6, 2008

  • A peanut is neither.

    September 6, 2008

  • Don't get me started, John. Those of us that live in Alaska knew the specific excrement would hit the fan as soon as she opened her mouth...

    September 3, 2008

  • Only the hard parts...

    September 2, 2008

  • Well, he did finish The Pet Goat.

    September 2, 2008

  • Fear not. Here's another.

    September 2, 2008

  • I propose adding papadams to the list of nummulated foods, should anyone care to create that.

    *hint hint*

    September 2, 2008

  • I like your definition much better.

    September 2, 2008

  • 42?

    September 1, 2008

  • Whither thou goest, Palooka, there shall we follow.

    August 29, 2008

  • Sadly, I thought of an even better version after I posted this. Here it is, for posterity:

    "I stink, therefore I'm spam."

    Maybe I'll go post it anyway...

    August 28, 2008

  • Well, poop.

    August 27, 2008

  • Even words that are offensive have etymologies and social contexts that make them legitimate points for discussion on Wordie. While I have no intention of using a word like "gaytarded" because of its doubly offensive nature, I'm interested to know that it's a word that some people use in some contexts. It helps me shed some of my naivité.

    Nigger is an extraordinarily offensive word to me. I can barely force myself to key it into this comment. But, it's necessary to use it sometimes to understand the context from which it comes. Fuck has that effect on some people--but we regularly discuss it in various contexts here.

    We're on Wordie because words fascinate us. As long as we don't have the intent to offend with the words that we post, we should be able to discuss them with civility and respect. Barring that, we all have a phenomenal power that I like to call "skipping over the parts that you don't like." It works.

    August 27, 2008

  • Which well-known offshore web developer was recently convicted of embedding illegal spam relay bots in their end products?

    August 27, 2008

  • I agree with c_b that this has been a touchy subject lately, but I've always loved the word "dunce" for reasons I don't fully understand. Same for dunderhead.

    August 27, 2008

  • ♩ That's nobody's business but the Turks... ♩

    August 26, 2008

  • I saw a whole bunch of sizeable albino squirrels in Barrow, Alaska. They have stubby tails, long muzzles, huge teeth, and like to chase seals. I'm pretty sure those were the most sizeable albino squirrels I have ever seen.

    August 26, 2008

  • Nope. My alter-ego is...wait, is this a trick to get me to reveal my alter-ego?

    August 26, 2008

  • Wordiewan here. In honor of the latest example of The Pattern, why don't we call it "42?" For example--"that new guy really 42ed on us, didn't he?"

    August 25, 2008

  • I should have looked here before I said "arrow slits..."

    August 25, 2008

  • Hey C_B--you forgot step 8: Then they come back anyway.

    Seriously, the acerbic tone has been very bothersome to me lately--largely why I have just stayed out of most of the discussions. However, your point about countering hate speech with more speech is well-taken and I applaud you for that. Very well put.

    And finally--guinea pigs scare me! Those beady little brown eyes and tiny paws...what are they plotting? ;-)

    August 25, 2008

  • Well, for you I would... :-)

    August 24, 2008

  • Hee hee. Not this time, Pro, but I try.

    August 23, 2008

  • Not going there, Pro. ;-)

    August 23, 2008

  • Finally, someone is willing to say what they really mean:

    "His top contenders are said to include Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty and former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney. Less traditional choices mentioned include former Pennsylvania Gov. Tom Ridge, an abortion-rights supporter, and Connecticut Sen. Joe Lieberman, the Democratic vice presidential prick in 2000 who now is an independent."

    -AP, Obama Veep Announcement Expected in Coming Days

    August 20, 2008

  • I used to lust after a Vox Guitorgan. In fact, I still lust after one.

    August 20, 2008

  • So, urine-iss is somehow better than your-anus?

    August 20, 2008

  • Alas, I haven't lifted a bow in many years. I was a state champion in NC when I was 14 or so. The technology has certainly advanced since we used a longbow through the arrow slits in the castle wall...

    But I have been able to catch a bit of the streamed video. It (obviously) bothers me that wonderful sports (i.e., those that don't require background music and judges) like archery don't get any prime coverage.

    August 20, 2008

  • Chuck Norris can sit through multiple rebroadcasts of the US womens gymnastic team's heartbreaking close losses and soaring, triumphant victories, KNOWING FULL WELL THAT OTHER WORTHY SPORTS LIKE ARCHERY AND CANOEING ARE GOING ON, without throwing a chair through the television.

    August 20, 2008

  • Or the ever-popular Struthiomimus.

    August 19, 2008

  • One should always ask oneself, "Can your wallpaper do all this?"

    August 19, 2008

  • C_b--knowing your penchant for guinea pigs and the Olympics, I think you've got to see this.

    August 18, 2008

  • It's kind of like naming a planet "Uranus."

    I went to school with a girl named Rhythm Belcher, who inspired this list some time ago.

    August 18, 2008

  • How old Dara Torres will be next year! I can hardly wait!

    Were you aware that she's 41 now??!!

    August 18, 2008

  • See also penetentes.

    August 16, 2008

  • You don't hear "Myrtle" too often these days.

    August 16, 2008

  • Too bad "The Supreme Being" is already taken.

    Anyone seen him lately? Maybe he's been taken up...

    August 15, 2008

  • Clear thinking from the political science department:

    "I am not, indeed, sure whether it is not true to say that the Milton who once seemed not unlike a seventeenth-century Shelley had not become, out of an experience ever more bitter in each year, more alien to the founder of that Jesuit sect which nothing could induce him to tolerate."

    -Harold Laski, quoted in "Politics and the English Language," George Orwell.

    Interesting how the meaning clouds up a bit each time "not" appears...

    August 14, 2008

  • Like this one!

    Now that's real swimming.

    August 14, 2008

  • Hey! The more the merrier! Now all we need is some dramatic music, some waterfalls, and maybe some sparklers rising dramatically up from the water as the divers enter.

    Wait...isn't that in an Esther Williams movie?

    August 13, 2008

  • There's a small but dedicated group of atlatl fanciers here in Fairbanks. The advantage achieved by using one is substantial, but it takes a lot of practice. I got most of my attempts to go forward. Some of my attempts.

    Atlatls were used pretty much all over Alaska. I haven't been able to find an Athabascan or Yupik term for them, but I'm looking...

    August 13, 2008

  • This has to be the stupidest idea for a sport since synchronized swimming.

    August 13, 2008

  • My feeble brain always confuses this word with atlatl, although I'll have to admit that neither comes up in conversation very often.

    August 12, 2008

  • Hendrix's Rainbow Bridge?

    August 12, 2008

  • Or Woolly Bully...

    August 10, 2008

  • Dibs. This one shouldn't go it all alone.

    August 9, 2008

  • I was not aware of that, whichbe--but I'm all over it! This is a great game with lots of potential to keep me amused for days.

    There's a pony named DANGLES?!! Ooh...I can hardly wait.

    August 9, 2008

  • A failed actress and model who couldn't even make it as a porn star, this pony ekes out a living assuring that male actors are kept ready for action between takes on the set.

    August 9, 2008

  • A sexual fetish in which participants derive sexual pleasure from urine and urination.

    August 9, 2008

  • A pony who is into urolagnia.

    Hey...this is fun! And there's more!

    August 9, 2008

  • Pipistrelle away, c_b! If you think it's cute, it belongs here.

    August 8, 2008

  • See tapir for the original citation, and also this image from mollusque.

    August 8, 2008

  • a.k.a. Clinton's Syndrome.

    Go away, already...

    August 8, 2008

  • From Wikipedia: "The Streisand effect is a phenomenon on the Internet where an attempt to censor or remove a piece of information backfires, causing the information to be widely publicized." So named because Barbara Streisand once sued to have an aerial photo of her home removed from a study of beachfront erosion published on the 'net, citing privacy concerns--thus insuring that the photo was mirrored to multiple sites across the web.

    August 5, 2008

  • Right there under our noses all this time!

    I have to say that I'm utterly amazed by your panvocalic efforts, mollusque. It has changed the way I look at words. (Thanks to you, Wordie probably represents the most complete and organized collection of panvocalics in existence.)

    August 5, 2008

  • As in the much loved Christmas carol:

    "We want some frickin' pudding,

    So bring it right here."

    August 5, 2008

  • David Brooks' neologism for the inability of the world community to collectively solve problems--e.g., genocide in Darfur, nuclear proliferation, etc. From this editorial.

    August 4, 2008

  • But there's no translation error like a Chinese-English translation error!

    August 4, 2008

  • Highly pejorative term in the southern US--as offensive to most people as nigger. Both are terms that actually pain me to commit to paper or page.

    August 4, 2008

  • Okay--which one of you Wordies is behind this movement?

    Anyone seen chained_bear lately?

    August 3, 2008

  • Hee hee! Reminds me of this admonition from the portico of the Duomo in Siena.

    *wondering how Prolagus did so well on the TOEFL with models like these*

    August 3, 2008

  • Here is a really good reference for using character entities in comments. Each entity begins with an ampersand and ends with a semicolon.

    August 2, 2008

  • He was a post-Yoko vegetarian, but apparently not a strict one. That's hardly the question, though. I can't imagine that his estate would stoop so low as to allow his image to be used hawking sub sandwiches. Someone's gonna get sued...

    August 2, 2008

  • Or a middle school boys' locker room....

    August 2, 2008

  • Zenith Apogee would make a great name for a comic book character.

    *wondering if some celebrity has already used it for a new baby name*

    August 2, 2008

  • This comes as absolutely no surprise to any Wordie. Congratulations, Pro!

    August 2, 2008

  • Amazing 3D technology! Don't miss it!

    August 2, 2008

  • Roz Chast used a similar term ("sppooo") for "cookies" on the cover of "Parallel Universes" many years ago. Here's a peek, although it's much funnier in context.

    I wonder if Babylon 5 is paying homage?...

    August 1, 2008

  • Except for that unfortunate association with Ralph...

    August 1, 2008

  • Probably the last person you'd want to ask for a word that describes himself/herself is a Wordie.

    Hmmm...is this a thinly veiled hint?

    August 1, 2008

  • I was with you right up until the tea-dipping, dc.

    *hork*

    August 1, 2008

  • Long live the Empire, yarb!

    August 1, 2008

  • Newly discovered Sumerian joke:

    Q: How many Akkadians does it take to light a lamp?

    A: None. The Akkadians, in their ignorance, pray to Enlil for deliverance from the curse of darkness.

    August 1, 2008

  • Okay. I've got one:

    In the pantheon of processed meats, summer sausage and some aren't.

    I didn't say it was a very good one.

    August 1, 2008

  • From this story on Yahoo News:

    "The world's oldest recorded joke has been traced back to 1900 BC and suggests that toilet humor was as popular with the ancients as it is today.

    It is a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now southern Iraq and goes: 'Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap.'"

    Those zany Sumerians! What a laff riot!

    August 1, 2008

  • Besides, it's hard to top frogapplause's response. Hee hee...

    August 1, 2008

  • I don't know, reesetee. I can't seem to rise to the occasion. My mind has gone flaccid, my imagination soft. I feel like a limp dishrag, like too-old celery. This impotence is killing me. I wish I could harden my resolve, steel my nerves, and burst forth with a clever rejoinder.

    I hear this happens to a lot of guys...

    August 1, 2008

  • DC--as far as I know those pants have never been washed. (Hey--it was the 60s...)

    August 1, 2008

  • Just found this using "random word" and fell in love with it. Reminds me of b'sghetti.

    July 31, 2008

  • Speaking of 60s clothes--Here's a picture of my son taken several years ago in a pair of white levis that I painted when I was in high school in '68. We called them "psychedelevis."

    Thought I'd burnish my 60s creds...

    July 31, 2008

  • I know what you mean, Pro. What could the designer have been thinking?

    *better not answer that*

    July 31, 2008

  • Don't miss this one. I think it's supposed to be a pagoda...

    July 31, 2008

  • "When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him."

    -Jonathan Swift, Thoughts on Various Subjects, Moral and Diverting

    July 31, 2008

  • Hard cheese for a web designer, placing borked code on a public site.

    *contemplating moving to another line of work*

    July 31, 2008

  • Bork away, John. I didn't catch the error before it appeared. What was the issue?

    July 31, 2008

  • C_B's comment reminded me of the Sheriff of Rottingham's immortal line in Robin Hood; Men in Tights, when, on encountering Marian's chastity belt, he exclaims, "That's really going to chafe my willie."

    July 31, 2008

  • Oops. I must have dallied too long at the psychedelicatessen, I guess. You're correct.

    July 30, 2008

  • Damn. You never know what you've got 'til it's gone...

    We should make James Wordie some sort of patron saint.

    July 30, 2008

  • Already feeling pretty mellow...

    July 30, 2008

  • Wordievolution...

    July 30, 2008

  • Sheik Yerbouti. A classic for the title alone--not to mention Crisco Wristwatch.

    July 30, 2008

  • Interesting article in this Wired Science article about the evolution of language. My favorite notion:

    "But what's evolving here isn't the agents" -- the speakers -- "but the language itself. It has its own evolutionary imperative. It wants to be passed on, and finds ways of doing that. We're its hosts."

    July 30, 2008

  • Gaelic for wisdom or knowledge; also the name of a new search engine. Pronounced "cool," according to the trades.

    July 29, 2008

  • Crapeaux are really bad French hats, n'est ce pas?

    July 29, 2008

  • Send her over to Real Names, trivet.

    July 29, 2008

  • See currently.. plenilune.. or spelunk.

    July 29, 2008

  • like a finger of disapproval

    July 29, 2008

  • There's always pollywog...

    July 29, 2008

  • I'd vote for brouhaha.

    July 29, 2008

  • According to Dictionary.com, this is synonymous with ninny, but it's also a nonsense word that appears in hundreds of traditional British songs and poems. I was surprised to find it in Sh-boom, by the Chords. (See jibboom.)

    Sigh no more, ladies, sigh nor more;

    Men were deceivers ever;

    One foot in sea and one on shore,

    To one thing constant never;

    Then sigh not so,

    But let them go,

    And be you blithe and bonny;

    Converting all your sounds of woe

    Into. Hey nonny, nonny.

    -Much Ado about Nothing

    July 29, 2008

  • Also a great song by the Chords, which opens with the unforgettable lyric:

    "Hey nonny ding dong, alang alang alang

    Boom ba-doh, ba-doo ba-doodle-ay."

    You remember--

    "Oh, life could be a dream (jibboom)

    If I could take you up in paradise up above (jibboom)

    If you would tell me I'm the only one that you love

    Life could be a dream sweetheart

    (Hello hello again, jibboom and hopin' we'll meet again)..."

    July 29, 2008

  • "Fonts are the clothes that words wear."

    From this article at nationalpost.com.

    July 29, 2008

  • OK. As the defending champion, I shall give no quarter.

    asativum: bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk

    bilby: psychasthenic

    chained_bear: wabe

    darqueau: mojo

    dontcry: hunky-dory

    frogapplause: relaxed

    gangerh: cred-herring

    john: clinchpoop

    oroboros: thoughtful

    palooka: chainsaw

    plethora: ingenue

    prolagus: cavalier

    pterodactyl: sunflower

    rolig: esemplastic

    seanahan: irreverent

    sionnach: zoetrope

    skipvia: wouldn't you like to know?

    whichbe: sigh

    yarb: gravlax

    July 29, 2008

  • See also stinkhead.

    July 29, 2008

  • Do we get a list of who actually entered?

    July 28, 2008

  • Welcome to the fold, B_c!

    July 27, 2008

  • HA! Now that's a simile!

    July 27, 2008

  • *Still having a difficult time coming up with a clever rejoinder, though*

    July 26, 2008

  • Ah. I wasn't aware that there was a shirt called that. What an unfortunate appellation. It kind of looks like an undershirt worn by... Oh. Okay. I get it now.

    July 26, 2008

  • I'm afraid I don't quite follow you, bilby...

    July 26, 2008

  • Oh man--I've got a serious case of the munchies. Know a good delicatessen?

    July 26, 2008

  • Oh wow. I'm going to...what were we talking about?

    July 26, 2008

  • Let's do it right after the be-in in the park. Bring your incense and finger cymbals.

    July 26, 2008

  • So, metaphorically, the human genome is a stained T-shirt?

    July 26, 2008

  • The worst simile I have read in quite some time:

    "Over time, DNA accumulates random mutations, just as the front of a white T-shirt tends to accumulate spots."

    Where is Human Evolution Heading?, US News and World Report

    July 26, 2008

  • Indeed! A wonderful song on a transcendent album.

    "Kathy," I said as we boarded a Greyhound in Pittsburgh,

    "Michigan seems like a dream to me now."

    It took me four days to hitchhike from Saginaw

    I've gone to look for America.

    America, from Bookends

    July 25, 2008

  • I'm pretty sure they'd have hash browns, dontcry.

    July 25, 2008

  • It's like this, bilby. When a subject and an object love each other very much, they might get together to form a sentence. It's called "conjunction," and it's a very beautiful act. And if conjunction works, pretty soon a little dependent clause may come to live with them.

    Like the one in the second sentence above.

    Now, go ask your mother...

    July 25, 2008

  • A dependent clause?

    July 25, 2008

  • Up here we might consider a dog sled, depending on the season.

    July 25, 2008

  • You can get a fairly good idea of who tagged what by going to their profile and clicking on their Tags. If "ridiculous" has been used two times total and two times by sionnach then it's pretty obvious who done it...

    July 25, 2008

  • Also the name of a deli in Across the Universe.

    July 25, 2008

  • Wordievolution set in right out of the gate on this one, didn't it?

    July 24, 2008

  • It makes a lovely tag, too.

    *scurries off to find casu marzu*

    July 24, 2008

  • See princess.

    July 24, 2008

  • Wow. Major horkfest occurring here.

    July 24, 2008

  • And it should come as no surprise who created that list. :-)

    July 24, 2008

  • *preparing for the worst, hoping for the best*

    *realizing that could be interpreted in two ways...*

    July 24, 2008

  • Healthy Snacks Monster. Food Pyramid Monster. Low Sodium Monster.

    We need a list...

    July 24, 2008

  • Hey. I listed Skinny Dick's Halfway Inn Weenie Ride. How much worse could it get?

    Besides, I love spank bank--right up there with spunk tanks.

    July 24, 2008

  • Spunk tanks is the funniest euphemism I have heard in ages. Thanks, yarb.

    July 24, 2008

  • From the male perspective, it would be nice to have little tiny spigots that you could turn on or off as needed. Although I'm not sure where you'd put them.

    July 24, 2008

  • But for a vasectomy some years ago, I'd be all over it!

    July 24, 2008

  • Hi John, sir. I apologize for ever calling you a slack bastard, if, in fact, I ever actually did that.

    On my profile page are multiple listings of two lists ("Technically It Means" and "To Busy to Scratch Myself") and one word (whippersnapper) that I did not favorite. I rarely use that feature of Wordie. What gives?

    *backs away slowly, bowing repeatedly*

    July 24, 2008

  • Interesting, bilby. I didn't favorite any of the lists above It Has a Name?, nor did I favorite whippersnapper. I'm going to speak to John about this. Reverentially, of course.

    July 24, 2008

  • Thanks, yarb, but--you know--you winsome, you lose some.

    July 24, 2008

  • Besides being a beautiful (if somewhat redundant) word, it seems that it underscores additional support for chained_bear's assertions that intelligent people need to reproduce in ever-increasing numbers. From Planetsave:

    "Notch up another one for the members of the Idiots Anonymous who have apparently been camping out in Bellingham, Washington. Apparently, rainwater doesn’t actually belong to individuals, but to the state as a whole. Therefore, all the wonderful efforts of communities to collect water are actually illegal.

    Not just frowned upon, or morally unethical, or shifty – all of which water collection is not – but actually illegal, so much so that in the future such legalities could be used in a court of law.

    It comes down once again to the simple fact that humanity is doomed to an ever continuing cycle of idiot and misanthropic events and situations that will, eventually, simply wear down those of us with half a brain, and leave planet Earth populated by half-wits and mimes (often the same thing)."

    July 24, 2008

  • I have plenty of my own misspellings, thank you very much. Typos. I mean typos...

    July 23, 2008

  • Couldn't we just name him Low Carb Monster? Or maybe Balanced Diet Monster? Ohhh...Atkins Monster!

    July 23, 2008

  • A paved road, dontcry! At least the part of it in that photograph.

    Speaking of which, here's my favorite Alaska fact: There are more miles of roads in Rhode Island than in all of Alaska. Our highway system is pretty simple. There's Highway 1, Highway 2, and Highway 3.

    Of course, you can't drive to our capital city since no roads go there.

    July 23, 2008

  • That's what GarageBand is for, reesetee--playing with yourself. In the musical sense.

    July 23, 2008

  • Sadly ironic video in which Fox News misspells the word "education" during its newscast.

    July 23, 2008

  • But check out the cool news features that John has god worked for us.

    July 21, 2008

  • I'm the photographer, reesetee. No room in that band for a guitarist. Or bass player. No keyboards, flutes, mandolins, banjos, fiddles, dulcimers or sitars either. You'd think there'd be something I could play in there somewhere...

    July 21, 2008

  • Very well put, bilby, and an excellent guideline for all of us.

    July 20, 2008

  • I think this is also a line from

    July 19, 2008

  • The tendency of Wordie comments to increasingly stray from the original topic as they become more numerous. As an example, see...oh, hell, see just about anything on Wordie.

    July 19, 2008

  • I am smitten with this list. Hey...wait--smite!

    July 19, 2008

  • It's like a time line, but without any dates. Sort of...

    "US President George W. Bush and Iraqi Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki have agreed to set a "time horizon" for US troop withdrawals as part of a long-term security pact, the White House said."

    July 19, 2008

  • I may change my mind on Marmite before it deteriorates completely:

    "In a study lasting three years, Jane Durga, of Wageningen University in the Netherlands, and her colleagues found that people taking such supplements did better on measures of memory, information-processing speed and verbal fluency. That, plus evidence that folate deficiency is associated with clinical depression, suggests eating spinach, orange juice and Marmite, which are all rich in folic acid."

    -Economist.com

    July 19, 2008

  • Nothing, Prolagus. They're cute and cuddly. And voracious.

    July 19, 2008

  • "My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo

    I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo."

    -Spinal Tap, "Big Bottom"

    July 19, 2008

  • I believe their main prey is arctic ground squirrel. See, first they grind them...

    *rim shot!*

    July 18, 2008

  • Distant relative of the marmite and the pooka. See, of all things, crumpet.

    July 18, 2008

  • In Asativum's world, yes. They're distantly related to the quite stroppy vulvarine.

    July 18, 2008

  • That's right, Asa. They're often found in the same habitat as the much larger pooka.

    *And they're off!*

    July 18, 2008

  • Of promite, vegemite, and marmite, the only one that sounds vaguely edible is vegemite--and that's only by comparison to the other two. They all sound like laxatives to me.

    July 18, 2008

  • If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said "faster horses." -Henry Ford

    July 18, 2008

  • Growing up in the South during the 50s and 60s was a unique cultural experience, yarb. We had separate "white" and "colored" store entrances, drinking fountains, theaters, and waiting areas--all clearly marked as such.

    July 18, 2008

  • An illiterate and somewhat vitriolic blog post I read today, in which the author calls Jesse Jackson an "uppity busybody," reminded me that I have rarely heard this word when it didn't apply specifically to African-Americans. Growing up in the US south, I was taught that there were two kinds of African-Americans--uppity ones and those who knew their place ("humble" being the code word that was most often used).

    Interesting post, coming from a blog that describes itself as "A conservative journal of social, cultural, and ecclesiatical affairs grounded in a realistic Catholic Christian worldview. It is my hope that this site will be a reflection of Christ, the teachings of His Holy Church, and of the basic vision of a Christian social morality."

    July 18, 2008

  • Any light you could shed on bobs, guineas, and farthings would be greatly appreciated as well...

    July 18, 2008

  • One and the same, sionnach. You can listen to the original broadcast here.

    Regarding the myriad "*mites" that could adorn my crumpet, I'm standing by gooseberry jam and ricotta cheese. Barring that, cream cheese and sliced peaches.

    July 18, 2008

  • Aren't we all related, bilby?

    *starts to hum "it's a small world after all..."*

    July 17, 2008

  • Well...I...ummm...I'm trying to cut down. Yeah, that's it.

    July 17, 2008

  • Thanks, bilby. Don't mind if I do. But I think I'll pass on the vegemite.

    July 17, 2008

  • "In a press conference today previewing a House Republican trip to the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge that’s meant to promote drilling, House Minority Leader John Boehner (R-OH) doubted the existence of actual wildlife in the refuge. “We’re going to look at this barren, Arctic desert where I’m hoping to see some wildlife,�? said Boehner. “But I understand there’s none there.�?

    -ThinkProgress.

    This comes as a great surprise to most Alaskans, not to mention the bears (polar, brown, and black) wolves, foxes, musk oxen, wolverines, moose, Dall sheep, hares, marmots, pika, fish, and countless native and migrating bird species that live there. Oh...and the 600,000 caribou in the Porcupine herd.

    July 17, 2008

  • Did I forget to mention gooseberry jam and ricotta cheese? I was caught up in the moment.

    July 17, 2008

  • Empress Hotel, Victoria, BC. Mmmmmm...

    July 17, 2008

  • "I know a woman

    Became a wife.

    These are the very words she uses

    To describe her life

    She said a good day

    Ain't got no rain.

    She said a bad day's when I lie in bed

    And think of things that might have been."

    -Paul Simon, Slip Slidin' Away

    July 16, 2008

  • "She was physically forgotten

    Then she slipped into my pocket

    With my car keys

    She said you've taken me for granted

    Because I please you

    Wearing these diamonds."

    -Paul Simon, Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes

    July 16, 2008

  • "Laughing on the bus

    Playing games with the faces

    She said the man in the gabardine suit was a spy

    I said be careful his bowtie is really a camera."

    -Simon and Garfunkle, America

    July 16, 2008

  • "She said it's really not my habit to intrude

    Furthermore, I hope my meaning wont be lost or misconstrued

    But I'll repeat myself at the risk of being crude

    There must be fifty ways to leave your lover."

    -Paul Simon, 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover"

    July 16, 2008

  • "The problem is all inside your head, she said to me

    The answer is easy if you take it logically

    Id like to help you in your struggle to be free

    There must be fifty ways to leave your lover."

    -Paul Simon, 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover

    July 16, 2008

  • "She said yeah, dum deedle dee dum dum

    She said yeah, dum deedle dee dum dum

    She said yeah, yeah yeah yeah

    Come on baby I want to make love to you."

    -The Rolling Stones, She Said Yeah

    Not exactly "She Said She Said," is it?

    July 16, 2008

  • Let's Go; the Cars

    July 16, 2008

  • "Though we kissed through the wild blazing nighttime,

    She said she would never forget.

    But now mornin's clear,

    It's like I ain't here,

    She just acts like we never have met."

    -Bob Dylan, I Don't Believe You

    July 16, 2008

  • "A Minnesota National Guard helicopter lost a door while in flight around 12:30 p.m. Tuesday. While flying over the Maplewood-Oakdale area, the door was lost and has not yet been recovered."

    -Fox News, Twin Cities

    July 16, 2008

  • The Awesome Words!!!!!!!! list has a conversation worth noting.

    July 15, 2008

  • Here are a couple of videos made by an absolutely brilliant mentee of mine, a young man from Fairbanks named Wade. He's a guitarist who had this ukulele for about 3 weeks when he recorded these:

    While My Guitar Gently Weeps

    Wind Scene/Chrono Trigger

    And here's a guitar video for good measure:

    Bach, Inventions 9 and 15

    I love it when students surpass their teachers.

    July 15, 2008

  • I love the fact that the wafernapper in sionnach's link received threats to his afterlife.

    July 15, 2008

  • Hi, c_b. You're okay. :-)

    July 15, 2008

  • You know, it would be fun to substitute some of these colors for the ones used by the NSA in their threat advisories. "The current threat level was raised from Evening Hush to Atomic Tangerine today due to increased chatter on Islamic web sites..."

    July 14, 2008

  • I'm surprised and sorry that you didn't see more ravens on your cruise, ofravens. They are more plentiful in the rest of the state than they are in Southeast. Like the ones nesting near my house--the fledglings can make an incredible racket.

    July 14, 2008

  • Oro--you can use the <pre> and </pre> tags to recreate that grid; e.g.:

      7

    97

    397

    July 14, 2008

  • There. See? I stopped.

    July 13, 2008

  • I can stop any time I want. Watch.

    July 13, 2008

  • I nominate Prolagus as official Wordie Historian.

    July 13, 2008

  • Sheesh, what a list!

    July 13, 2008

  • She--you might enjoy the discussion on verbing. Or try nouning...

    July 13, 2008

  • They may not be Grade 1, but they're ours.

    July 12, 2008

  • HA! (I've called him worse, though...)

    July 11, 2008

  • I don't know, bilby--a schlock list has a lot of appeal. Go for it!

    July 11, 2008

  • Great movie, too--if you like pre-1940s schlock. "She Who Must Be Obeyed..."

    July 10, 2008

  • A Motown fan would have to add "papa cita papa cita" to this list.

    July 10, 2008

  • I'm reminded of the list Vicious Sheep.

    July 9, 2008

  • Why would they be rubbing their testicles on the inside of chimneys?

    July 8, 2008

  • I believe Renior is from St. Loius.

    July 8, 2008

  • That's crazy. I've watched Wile E. Coyote experience a sort of cinematic death several times an episode, and never once was I reminded of Eisenstein.

    Kant is another matter, of course. Kant via the categorical imperative would hold that ontologically anvils dropping from cliffs exist only in the imagination.

    Still, I love it when that anvil smashes Wile E. into the pavement.

    July 8, 2008

  • A decoration, adornment or embellishment.

    July 8, 2008

  • Hey! Isn't that where St. Loius is located?

    July 7, 2008

  • A vegetarian who eats fish.

    July 7, 2008

  • Ummm, there may be a typo or two in there somewhere, sir.

    It's Prolagus' fault...

    July 7, 2008

  • Agreed, whichbe. Prolagus came threw when we kneaded him.

    July 7, 2008

  • Hang in their, Pro. Your going to make it.

    July 7, 2008

  • See spelling.

    July 7, 2008

  • This is glorious, comrades! It is a good day to dye!

    July 7, 2008

  • REPORTING FOR DUTY, SIR! Sorry...I had to fix dinner. Here I go...

    July 7, 2008

  • Palooka, sir...awaiting your orders.

    July 7, 2008

  • You're making this very difficult, bilby.

    If palooka were here, he'd know what to do...

    July 7, 2008

  • *trying not to hyperventilate*

    July 7, 2008

  • We tend to leave the god work around here to John. The rest of us take care of the less godly work, such as making up new words and applying the Wordie Treatment.

    Sooo tempted...

    July 7, 2008

  • ...qui mal y pense.

    July 7, 2008

  • "My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights

    Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah"

    --Big Bottom, Spinal Tap

    July 7, 2008

  • Google is very specific about the way argh should be spelled.

    July 5, 2008

  • But...but...you know everything about Iceland!

    Don't you?...

    *tears begin to well up*

    July 5, 2008

  • Actually, when you compare it to balut, it sounds almost appetizing--larvae and all.

    July 4, 2008

  • *marvels at Asativum's immense knowledge*

    July 4, 2008

  • Wow. Canned asparagus is looking pretty good to me right now.

    *still reeling*

    July 4, 2008

  • Anytime between November and April, bilby.

    *thinking of some good Scrabble words to drop on bilby*

    July 4, 2008

  • What was the...I mean, someone had to think this up, right? What motivates someone to, on seeing some ram testicles, decide to press them into blocks, boil them, and cure them?

    And that's after you've already decided to eat them in the first place.

    July 4, 2008

  • When I was growing up in NC, a short film of military jet flights with this poem as a voice-over was used by a local TV network to sign off each Saturday night, right after Shock Theater with Dr. Paul Bearer.

    July 4, 2008

  • adj.

    1. Of, or contributing to, an involuntary or unanticipated hork on the part of a witness to a disgusting event (see puke bowl) or food substance (see Foods That Shall Not Be Named);

    2. Describing an action resembling a hork--e.g., throwing up in your mouth when you laugh too hard or gagging at the site of someone else's vomit.

    3. Cats. (Thanks, arby.)

    See also hork-prone.

    July 4, 2008

  • "Gherkin" and "merkin" should make for a very...interesting limerick, arby. I can hardly wait.

    July 4, 2008

  • It has a horkish ring to it, doesn't it?

    July 4, 2008

  • You know, we could host some alsome Scrabble games.

    *rethinking move*

    July 4, 2008

  • Geez. Mood killer...

    July 4, 2008

  • *thinking about moving*

    July 4, 2008

  • That should certainly garner the food in question an automatic qualification for this wonderful list, Asa.

    July 4, 2008

  • Calf's head. Here's a recipe, if you dare.

    You have to wonder about a food described this way:

    "There is no more certain way of putting anyone off tête de veau forever than to serve it undercooked. And the second is that once you have finished cooking it you must allow it to cool completely otherwise it will explode."

    Wow.

    July 4, 2008

  • See stinkhead for a partial description.

    July 3, 2008

  • All of them, reesetee. Although you might get some arguments on "intellectual."

    July 3, 2008

  • Regarding #3, arby--gherkin is the name of a variety of small cucumber grown for pickling. It's a gherkin before it gets pickled. So, are "gherkin" and "pickled gherkin" synonymous? This is so confusing...

    Edit: Oh, and many thanks for the reference to Steve's site. It's twisted and disgusting. I love it!

    July 3, 2008

  • More evidence that chained_bear is probably right: How Ignorant Are We?.

    July 3, 2008

  • That has got to leave a mark.

    July 3, 2008

  • Well, it's not always possible to find a McDonalds in the puckerbrush.

    July 3, 2008

  • I yield, Asa. I hadn't considered pickled pigs lips, or even head cheese.

    I guess what I should have said is that it is the vilest shadow of the real thing that exists in the world of comestibles. Pickled pigs lips are supposed to be pickled pigs lips. Casu marzu (I'm still having nightmares over that one) is supposed to be decaying cheese with live maggots. But canned asparagus in no way resembles the fresh item.

    But--I love your idea of a list of the vilest substances on the planet.

    *hint hint*

    July 3, 2008

  • Thanks for the new items for the list, Asa. I'm not sure how candlefish and hooligan were left off the list, but they sure fit. (Although I believe they are also harvested as far south as California.) Candlefish are staples of most southeastern and southwestern Alaska subsistence diets.

    July 3, 2008

  • Pro--you can see Ester in part of a morning. It's a small community of artists, progressives, intellectuals, aging hippies, and assorted ne'er-do-wells outside of Fairbanks. It is the essence of laissez-faire living. I feel right at home. Some interesting history and demographics here.

    If you ever visit, you've got a place to stay. Bring pictures of Italy...

    July 3, 2008

  • You'll probably miss this year's ride, Asa, since it will be held this Sunday (6-Jul-08). It's usually around July 4th.

    Skinny Dick's Halfway Inn has some t-shirts for those not easily offended (or those who have no taste).

    Personally, I love them...

    July 3, 2008

  • "City Alaska" is Anchorage. Everywhere else is Alaska Alaska.

    Into the Wild has produced an interesting upswing in people trying--usually in vain--to recreate McCandless' journey into the wilderness north of Denali. The irony is that Alaskans go there all the time--usually late in the fall or during the winter when the Teklanika River is calmer--for hunting trips. Now "outsiders" are trying to work it into their summer vacations, which is the worst possible time to visit that area.

    We also got a big kick out of Grizzly Man. What a dweeb...

    July 3, 2008

  • This is the name of an annual bike ride put on by the Fairbanks Cycle Club. You bike out to Skinny Dick's Halfway Inn and back (about 50 miles) and have a weenie roast at the end of the ride.

    See the discussion on the Real Names list for a bit more about Skinny Dick and his roadhouse.

    July 3, 2008

  • Fried okra, prepared correctly, is humankind's loftiest culinary achievement.

    July 3, 2008

  • Who needs puppy eyes? You had me at "breeding."

    July 3, 2008

  • Wow. Talk about counting your blessings...

    Thanks for the explanation, ptery. Very interesting.

    July 2, 2008

  • Never tried pickled asparagus, but I'm game. I do love pickled okra, but it's tough to find outside of the southern US.

    For the longest time, I thought gherkins were pickles.

    July 2, 2008

  • Canned asparagus the the most vile substance on the planet--completely inedible and bearing absolutely no resemblance in any way to the real thing. I'd sooner starve than eat it.

    But I do sometimes wonder if it makes your pee smell funny...

    July 2, 2008

  • Wow. Your place or mine?

    July 2, 2008

  • I solved this problem by using 96 Tears for my ringtone.

    July 2, 2008

  • I should mention that I find the practice of aerobic gesticulation a very endearing quality in a culture.

    July 1, 2008

  • And don't forget où est le boeuf? and vous méritez une coupure aujourd'hui. American culture has so much to offer the world.

    July 1, 2008

  • Q: What do you call a broken arm in Italy?

    A: A speech impediment.

    *hoping Prolagus takes no offense*

    July 1, 2008

  • Here's a good reason to move away from Louisiana if you have children in school. Or not.

    Sometimes I wonder if our country doesn't have a collective death wish.

    July 1, 2008

  • Pro, someone from Michigan would tell you that U.P. means the Upper Peninsula--that part of the state that's separated from the rest of it by Lake Michigan. I'd suggest it feels more like Canada than the US, eh?

    July 1, 2008

  • So, how do you refer to New Jersey? I used to favor "the nation's armpit," but that was before I spent a delightful week in Cape May earlier this spring.

    July 1, 2008

  • Ha! I wove it!

    July 1, 2008

  • Must...resist...gas...from...Uranus...joke...

    July 1, 2008

  • I think it means, roughly, "whop bop a loo bop, ba lop bam boom."

    June 30, 2008

  • "Outside" means anywhere that is not Alaska, not just the lower 48. Asativum is correct in that "down south" usually refers to going to Seattle, since you typically have to go there to get anywhere else.

    In Alaska, we refer to Hawaii as "Hawaii."

    June 30, 2008

  • Pro--we've suggested that the folks in the lower 48 refer to Alaska as "the upper 1," but for some reason it has never caught on.

    Yarb--I wake up every morning wondering about that myself.

    June 30, 2008

  • I had a wonderful knish in a little dive called Yonah Schimmel's Knish Bakery, on the lower East side of Manhattan a few weeks ago. Stop by if you get the chance...

    Edit: Yonah has a web site, of sorts.

    Edit 2: I love the sweet potato ones best..

    June 30, 2008

  • Shhh. We're trying to keep it a secret. Most of the folks in the lower 48 don't know we're part of the US, and we like it that way.

    It's all a state of mind, anyway.

    June 30, 2008

  • Right next to the banana stalactite, John.

    But only in the winter...

    June 30, 2008

  • Can you imagine a vegetable name (OK, fruit name) less appetizing than "eggplant" or one more enticingly savory than "aubergine?"

    More people would probably eat eggplant if we'd quit calling it that.

    June 29, 2008

  • See the list e?e.

    June 28, 2008

  • Gawrsh, ptery--it's nothing. No, really...it's nothing. Just surf on over to the Unicode section of FileFormat.info and have a field day. (I have better results using the decimal HTML entity. All will be revealed when you visit the site.)

    June 28, 2008

  • You know, it kind of looks like a character from Doonesbury.

    Edit: Mark Slackmeyer.

    June 28, 2008

  • Why not write it ə¿ə and avoid having to turn your computer (or yourself) upside down?

    June 28, 2008

  • See Projecting Power.

    June 28, 2008

  • "I'm a man of peace."

    -G. W. Bush

    "Bring it on."

    -G. W. Bush

    June 28, 2008

  • So now as I'm leavin'

    I'm weary as Hell

    The confusion I'm feelin'

    Ain't no tongue can tell

    The words fill my head

    And fall to the floor

    If God's on our side

    He'll stop the next war.

    -Bob Dylan, With God On Our Side

    June 28, 2008

  • Maybe we need a list of bands that we're trying to forget. I'd start with KC and the Sunshine Band.

    Damn...

    June 27, 2008

  • To wit...

    June 27, 2008

  • Well, that would explain the vocals on some of their songs.

    June 27, 2008

  • I'll bet no one remembers these guys.

    June 27, 2008

  • See also the list Greetings.

    June 27, 2008

  • Crab, monkey, ram, weasel, hog, parrot, fly, skunk, bear?

    June 27, 2008

  • Not...plan #3??!!!

    June 27, 2008

  • Water under pressure percolating up through a bed of sand--an unfortunate occurrence on some Midwest levees as a result of the tragic flooding there. Some interesting images.

    June 27, 2008

  • Hee hee. "There's a man in my rheum."

    June 27, 2008

  • I'm running out of ammo, rt...

    June 27, 2008

  • Reporting for duty, sir!

    June 27, 2008

  • Most commonly used in medicine to describe a wound that is (or should heal) closed--e.g., "The agent changes the molecular structure of the inside of the offending vessels so that they coapt or heal closed."

    June 26, 2008

  • Which he stole from the incomparable Fawlty Towers, "The Psychiatrist" episode.

    June 26, 2008

  • Well, there goes that delicious fantasy...

    June 26, 2008

  • I'm off to the kitchen as soon as I find out what mascarpone is.

    June 26, 2008

  • *clears throat*

    ♩ Doo be doo be doo, be doo be doo bee...

    Oh. Hi guys. I was just practicing for the contest when you...wait...I can leave Hoboken? I'm kissing the contest goodbye and starting reconnaissance with Major Palooka for an open list with a tempting invitation.

    *adjusts night vision goggles*

    June 26, 2008

  • Yarb, aren't those some of the sacred words kept by the Knights Who Say "Ni?"

    June 25, 2008

  • Well...I guess we can hang the banner now:

    ========================

    + MISSION ACCOMPLISHED +

    ========================

    June 25, 2008

  • See this Wired article for a fascinating article on the evolution of English in the Far East--and maybe the rest of the world as well.

    June 25, 2008

  • Not...Hoboken! Sir--what about the Geneva Convention?

    Hey--they use Compaqs at Wordie?

    June 25, 2008

  • Sir--I would be derelict in my duty not to go in when provoked so aggressively. I mean, come on--things I say to people? I surprised no one went in before me.

    Speaking of which--thanks for the cover, reesetee... :-(

    June 25, 2008

  • That's so...adorable!

    June 25, 2008

  • Permission to speak freely, sir?

    June 25, 2008

  • I CAN'T STAND IT ANY LONGER! I'm going in! Cover me...

    June 24, 2008

  • I'm giving it one more day, reesetee. One more day, and then all hell breaks loose.

    June 24, 2008

  • Bilby, FA and DC--I've made this an open list so that you'll get credit for your wonderful contributions. Have a field day!

    The Butt Brothers?

    June 24, 2008

  • Must...resist...Wordie Treatment...

    June 23, 2008

  • John, I was with you right up until I saw this picture of animal style fries. Does it remind you in any way of this image?

    June 22, 2008

  • It sounds like you're mixing up words from the refrain from Bryan Hyland's "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini," probably the greatest earworm ever produced.

    Dang it...

    June 22, 2008

  • I understand the good Reverend once complained of addressing beery wenches each Sunday morning.

    June 21, 2008

  • The empty links were here, but now they're gone--so we can resume our discussion of penis bones.

    Unless we've pretty much exhausted that topic.

    June 21, 2008

  • I'm saving mine!

    June 21, 2008

  • See also oosik.

    June 20, 2008

  • Wow. Catarrh is a new one on me. Thanks kewpid, reesetee and bilby. In your collective honor I've made the list public.

    June 20, 2008

  • Well, I guess if the shoe fits...

    June 20, 2008

  • I suppose vicious would fit on this list if vitiate does, but I'll leave that up to you.

    It's really difficult to come up with possibilities for this list--a good quality in a list, I always say.

    June 20, 2008

  • Docile, easy-going, dove-like.

    June 20, 2008

  • Have you ever heard this word used when it was not preceded by "young?"

    June 20, 2008

  • Well, that explains why you rarely see anyone younger than 60 use it. We can't catch the disaprovees (aka "young whippersnappers") any longer and actually beat them with a stick, so we have to pantomime it.

    June 20, 2008

  • See also finger of disapproval.

    June 20, 2008

  • Shaking your index finger at someone while simultaneously frowning to indicate your disapproval of what they are doing. Onset of FoD in humans seems to occur at about age 60.

    June 20, 2008

  • Done, Pro. Many thanks. I think I'll just open this list up.

    June 20, 2008

  • Thanks for the new fodder for this list, jmp.

    June 20, 2008

  • That is a joke, right?

    *please please please say yes*

    June 20, 2008

  • Much in the same way that Pat Boone rocks, reesetee?

    Have you ever heard Pat Boone's version of Tutti Fruitti?

    June 20, 2008

  • So that's the source of my heartburn, bilby? :-)

    June 19, 2008

  • The practice of sailboats traveling south along the US Atlantic coast to travel close to the shore to catch the southerly Labrador current and avoid the northerly Gulf Stream current farther offshore.

    "Coasting" has an interesting double sense here--to coast along with a current and to stay close to the coast.

    June 19, 2008

  • Someday I'm going to start a list: Mistakes I Have Made on Wordie. I could start with Obstinant Buffaloes. Or maybe pimiento load.

    It would be glorious.

    June 19, 2008

  • Not related to groceries, folks. Just another embarrassing mistake.

    June 19, 2008

  • Interesting description in that it says nothing about the music, only about it's performance context.

    That's because the music sucked.

    June 19, 2008

  • Or of the Eno River in North Carolina, my old stomping grounds.

    June 19, 2008

  • "Yes, a hat. A lion taming hat. A hat with 'lion tamer' on it. I got it at Harrods. And it lights up saying 'lion tamer' in great big neon letters, so that you can tame them after dark when they're less stroppy."

    Vocational Guidance Counselor Sketch, Monty Python

    June 19, 2008

  • What I'd like is a picketizer--a device that would make me sound like Wilson Pickett.

    Or maybe a charlesizer...or a brownizer.

    No...wait--a reddingizer!

    June 18, 2008

  • But...why?

    June 18, 2008

  • I'd love to improve my English to something approaching yours, pro...

    June 18, 2008

  • I can't find a reference to it anywhere, so let's just use Wordie to officially coin it. Those little bubbles need a name, and "wulm" has a nice collective ring to it--e.g., "That's a very active wulm you have going there, bard. Get the teabags ready."

    June 18, 2008

  • As is varmint. :-)

    June 17, 2008

  • Thank you, reesetee. That's a lovely sentiment.

    Strange, but lovely... :-)

    June 17, 2008

  • Four more years?

    June 17, 2008

  • I guess I missed ralph as well.

    June 16, 2008

  • "People say believe half of what you see

    Son, and none of what you hear..."

    -Marvin Gaye

    Good advice.

    June 15, 2008

  • So, ptery, it's either Lance, Peg, Chip, Chuck, Stone, Rock, Bay, Buck, Max, Dash, Josh, Sally, Will, Mark, Jimmy, Rick, Wade, Sue, Gore, Pierce, Tab, or Ward?

    Well, that narrows it down a bit. :-)

    June 15, 2008

  • OK. Since you asked...

    If Annie Oakley married Don Juan, divorced him and married Ian Holm, she'd be Annie Juan Holm.

    Or how about:

    If Faith Hill married Dr. No, divorced him and married Dudley Moore, she'd be Faith No Moore.

    But that's it. Really.

    June 15, 2008

  • From whence cometh most of my inspiration, bilby. I'll stop now.

    June 15, 2008

  • Please...help...me...

    If Anna Olson married John Gotti, divorced him and married Caspara Davida, she'd be Anna Gotti Davida.

    (belated earworm alert)

    June 15, 2008

  • Perhaps if we all sang a rousing triple triple chorus of "Chain of Fools."

    Here we go: "Chain chain chaaaiiiiinnn..."

    June 15, 2008

  • Can't stop...

    If Sarah Brightman married Scott Dockter, divorced him and married Ruben Hinojosa, she'd be Sarah Dockter Hinojosa.

    June 14, 2008

  • You may regret encouraging me on this.

    If Dae Kim married Darren O'Day, divorced him and married Sadaharu Oh, she'd be Dae O'Day Oh.

    "Hey, Mr. Tally Man..."

    June 14, 2008

  • And now from the "pouring salt in old wounds" department:

    If Kaye Umansky married Wally Schirra, divorced him and married Georges Seurat, she'd be Kaye Schirra Seurat.

    Whatever will be, will be, I guess.

    June 14, 2008

  • *sigh* I love the Wordie Treatment...

    June 14, 2008

  • I don't understand, Pro. When I added pimiento load, a downy woodpecker flew past my window. Then, when I added phthisical, it started to rain. Maybe you're not looking hard enough.

    Or maybe you're not using enough exclamation points!!

    June 13, 2008

  • Its open!!! Add "anything" you want!! I'm going to add phthisical right now. Watch!

    June 13, 2008

  • Exactly! With Fox News, you get the best of both worlds!

    That's real journalism, all right.

    June 13, 2008

  • Not to be too contrary, but I'd opt for just the opposite of gangerh's suggestion for expanding the "Most Citations..." and other lists pertaining to specific Wordies. Why not eliminate them altogether and focus solely on words?

    June 12, 2008

  • The new, unfortunate-sounding name for dwarf planets like, umm, Pluto. See this news article for the rationale.

    June 12, 2008

  • That would be Wally Walrus, an acquaintance of Woody Woodpecker.

    Woody Woodpecker would be a great name for a porn actor.

    June 12, 2008

  • Sign, professionally printed, in the Payless Rental Car return lane at the Denver airport:

    Please leave "keys" in the car.

    You know--keys. *wink wink nudge nudge*

    I don't get it...

    June 12, 2008

  • I'd probably avoid any use of the word "tongue" on a first date, reesetee.

    June 12, 2008

  • That actually makes a lot more sense than Intelligent Design.

    June 12, 2008

  • And threesome could actually work in your favor, given the right proclivities...

    June 12, 2008

  • I had forgotten all about that embarrassing typo (pimiento load), yarb. Thanks for bringing it back up, so to speak... :-)

    June 10, 2008

  • That's it, reesetee. I should have known you'd already have it on a list somewhere.

    June 9, 2008

  • Interesting, VO. We always called it "sleep" when I was growing up, but I assumed we were using a madeupical euphemism of sorts.

    June 8, 2008

  • C'mon, reesetee. You know you love it. :-) Anyway, here's a list.

    What's that stuff that cements your eyelids together after a long sleep called?

    June 8, 2008

  • You know, we have the makings of a very good list here--something having to do with, ummm, interesting bodily accretions. We already have toejam, fromunda cheese, earwax, pus, and smegma. Jolly!

    If ever there were a word that sounded exactly like what it is, it has to be smegma.

    June 8, 2008

  • Kind of reminds me of fromunda cheese...

    June 7, 2008

  • A semicircular part (as of an amphitheater) or place. Picked this up from the national spelling bee.

    I would have missed it.

    May 31, 2008

  • A rock formation that has been shaped, polished, or abraded by wind-driven sand. Picked up today at the American Natural History Museum in NYC.

    May 27, 2008

  • If you wanted to feed cats what they really craved, those cans would be filled with live mice and dead birds with those mysterious little entrails that are always left at your door already removed.

    Which, as far as I'm concerned, is far less disgusting than Tuscan dinners for cats.

    May 16, 2008

  • "Celery, apples, walnuts, grapes...in a mayonnaise sauce."

    See Free Association.

    April 28, 2008

  • I know what you mean, U. There are many joys related to being on Wordie. There are also many related to not being here.

    But seeing you back makes me think that maybe I'll hang around more. Maybe.

    April 26, 2008

  • I love this! I'm going to eat only pumpernickel bread from now on, just so I can say "fart goblin."

    April 25, 2008

  • Many thanks, oroboros. I haven't laughed that hard in some time.

    April 24, 2008

  • Thanks again, sionnach. In your honor, I opened the list up for everyone. Have a field day!

    April 23, 2008

  • Duly added, sionnach. I've let this list lie fallow for too long.

    April 22, 2008

  • Wouldn't I need a mirror for that, bilby?

    April 22, 2008

  • Thanks for the Music Genome Project tip, Treeseed. I'm enthralled...

    April 22, 2008

  • Exactly, plethora. Like an Ed Wood movie. I believe even sionnach appreciates the beauty that is Ro-Man.

    April 21, 2008

  • Who needs thylacines when you've got Angbangbang? That's even better than Uranus!

    Speaking of which..."Our last probe has detected sulfurous fumes rising from Uranus."

    I just never get tired of those...

    April 21, 2008

  • You know, what we need here is a good Uranus joke. Like "There are strange radio signals emanating from Uranus," or "We need to send a probe deep into Uranus," or "I'd like to explore Uranus more once we've safely touched down."

    You know, something like that...

    April 21, 2008

  • From this blog, an apparent neologism that refers to someone who owes more on his home than it is actually worth.

    April 20, 2008

  • When I am improvising (and not simply playing from muscle memory), I "see" landscapes with different configurations and textures. Going in a certain direction causes me to play one way, going in another direction results in something different. I can "hear" what it will sound like before I go there. It sometimes takes me while to reach that zone where I perceive landscapes. On a good night, I get there very quickly.

    Musicians are strange...

    April 20, 2008

  • Don't go here. I warned you...

    April 19, 2008

  • No, Prolagus, but it's a great movie...

    April 17, 2008

  • The Pope and the Dope.

    April 17, 2008

  • Geez...I might have to take up drinking.

    April 12, 2008

  • I hope part of that translates as "blows dead rats," because that's what that song does...

    April 10, 2008

  • I think you're referring to Firmament-Clogging Rotteness. Not a general list, though--these are from a specific source, so to speak...

    April 10, 2008

  • As in "Y'all quiet'n down so I can listen to General Hospital." Commonly used throughout the southern US.

    Actually, I'm not at all sure how this should be spelled. I've always assumed it was a contraction of "quiet on," but I don't recall ever seeing it written. It is pronounced like triton (or chiton, for mollusque's benefit).

    April 9, 2008

  • Hello, ofravens. My little part of Alaska is in the Interior, near Fairbanks in a small community named Ester--so it's not likely that you'll pass closely by on your cruise. Unfortunately, it's also not very likely that you'll see an aurora since there is so much daylight in June. You can read a book outside at 2:00 am in June at my house. (And I often do, in my hammock...) In the Southeast on your cruise, it gets dark enough for a couple of hours that you might see them. Come back in November if you want to live under them every night.

    You'll see lots of ravens, though. :-)

    April 8, 2008

  • Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: None. Bill Gates simply declares Dark(™) as the new standard.

    April 8, 2008

  • Also "last-ditch effort;" a final recourse, usually to prevent an unwanted outcome.

    March 19, 2008

  • Generally an indicator of impending commercial development.

    March 19, 2008

  • The ultimate revenge, I suppose...

    March 19, 2008

  • I've heard this in reference to Alaska, the earth's oceans, and space.

    March 19, 2008

  • Usually refers to China.

    March 19, 2008

  • It's over, dude...

    March 19, 2008

  • The final alternative for providing aid or solving a problem.

    March 19, 2008

  • Completed in a hurry in order to meet a deadline.

    March 19, 2008

  • Presumably the one that broke the proverbial camel's back.

    March 19, 2008

  • The person prevailing in a difficult or protracted struggle.

    March 19, 2008

  • As in "I wouldn't wear that if I were the last man on earth," or "I wouldn't go out with him if he were the last man on earth."

    March 19, 2008

  • Heard on NPR, describing the desire not to be the last person inventing in Bear/Stearns before it collapsed.

    March 19, 2008

  • Looks like our thoughts crossed there, samoritan.

    March 16, 2008

  • This may help. See kraken.

    March 16, 2008

  • I'm not going there, palooka. :-)

    March 16, 2008

  • Isn't it...ummm...obvious?

    March 16, 2008

  • Annette Funicello; one of the original Mouseketeers. My infatuation ended when she started making beach movies with Frankie Avalon and with the advent of Elke Sommer...

    March 15, 2008

  • People always wonder why I chuckle when they call themselves "fundamental Christians."

    March 15, 2008

  • I guess I just don't get the squid thing...

    *wondering what I'm missing*

    March 14, 2008

  • There are a few other lists that cover similar ground: Obstinate Buffaloes, Prides, Not Prejudice, and Murders of Crows. I may have missed some.

    March 14, 2008

  • I just couldn't let this phrase go unWordied. Found at Blender.com.

    "How sure was MCA that slinky Irish teen Carly Hennessy was going to be a gargantuan pop star? So sure that in 1999 they staked the former Denny’s sausage spokesmodel with a $100,000 advance, $5,000 a month in living expenses and an apartment in Marina Del Rey, California, spending roughly $2.2 million in all on her 2001 debut, Ultimate High."

    March 14, 2008

  • Coined by my favorite cartoonist Roz Chast, this describes the sense of well-being I am experiencing having just cleaned up my desk.

    March 14, 2008

  • Perhaps she should be looking for a new line of work...

    March 14, 2008

  • These were also popular in the 50s for boys due to a brief national infatuation with calypso music (and Harry Belafonte in particular.) They had fake rope belts and stripes down the outside of the leg. I have some embarrassing pictures of myself in them on the first day of school in about 1958. And no, I won't share them...

    March 14, 2008

  • See luncheon. Also see the Fake Food and Luncheon Meats lists.

    March 13, 2008

  • And now, coldspire, you have witnessed what we like to call the wordie treatment.

    March 13, 2008

  • Reminds me of pimiento load, urinal etiquitte, and many others for which I am responsible.

    When reesetee mentioned that "it happens to the best of us," I think he meant me in particular...

    March 13, 2008

  • I love the name of this list, as well as the contents.

    What about eagle-eyed and legal eagle? Play chicken? Naked as a jaybird?

    "The sun isn't yellow, it's chicken."

    Bob Dylan, Tombstone Blues

    March 13, 2008

  • See the discussion on haught couture.

    I love it when someone else spells something wrong. That's usually my job. :)

    March 13, 2008

  • Haughty couture works for me, though.

    March 13, 2008

  • Ooh, I sense a good story here. Want to share? :-)

    March 13, 2008

  • Something goes horribly wrong at the Con Edison nuclear reactor.

    March 12, 2008

  • Mr. Thackeray tries to explain to his students that sex isn't just about reproduction.

    It's also a movie. Do we need a new list?

    March 12, 2008

  • There's a war going on, but Dick Cheney valiantly finds a better way to serve his country through a series of five student deferments and a carefully planned pregnancy.

    I know it's a movie, but sionnach got away with it.

    March 12, 2008

  • The popular title given to the husband of our (Alaska's) current governor. He's a snow machine racer.

    March 12, 2008

  • Hey! I think I have that movie in my collection.

    March 12, 2008

  • See segway for a related discussion.

    March 12, 2008

  • It looks like Eliot Spitzer has given us yet another vittersweet moment to savor.

    March 12, 2008

  • I love this list and wonder how I missed it for three months. I'm still chuckling over thunder-pumper.

    Don't forget the tufted titmouse...

    March 12, 2008

  • Superb, yarb. Just perfect...

    March 12, 2008

  • Jeez, mollusque. If you can't find them, what chance do we have?

    Still, I'm off to look...

    March 11, 2008

  • One way around the "dog" and "dogs" problem is to tag your word(s) with both. Same with nautical, marine, maritime, sea, etc. Use 'em all...

    March 11, 2008

  • Another example to add on to yarb's and john's comments--the words on my Body Metaphors list are now tagged with anatomy, colloquialism, metaphor, body metaphors, and slang. The tags don't have to be literal--they can link your lists to other lists with even tangentially similar content. I'm anxious to see what other words have been tagged with "metaphor," for example.

    I'm loving this...

    March 11, 2008

  • Bulk-tagging is a phenomenal upgrade, John. I just tagged all my lists. I'm definitely going to use tags more often as a search tool on Wordie.

    Thanks for your quick response.

    March 11, 2008

  • It depends on where you look, mollusque. The "e" version is from Spanish but it's the version many climbing books use. I thought it might make a nice monovocalic...

    March 11, 2008

  • You avoid them when you can, and walk very carefully when you can't.

    March 10, 2008

  • We like to think that it sounds more like "asteroids" than "hemorrhoids..."

    March 10, 2008

  • Virgin made me think of extra-virgin olive oil. No, really. See Free Association.

    March 10, 2008

  • It's difficult to say brouhaha without laughing... :)

    March 10, 2008

  • My pleasure, ofravens. I love your username. I live in Alaska where ravens are common. They loom large in Athabascan lore. Some of them nest near my house. It's astonishing how many sounds they can make, and how intelligent they are. I never pass up a chance to watch them.

    March 10, 2008

  • Hey, John...could you provide a way to bulk-tag existing lists? For example, there are currently 187 untagged entries on one of my lists. I'd love to be able to apply a tag (or set of tags) to one of my lists--or other folks' lists, for that matter. I'm far less likely to open each of those entries to apply tags, but if I could do it all at once...

    March 10, 2008

  • Tags can be an enormous benefit in tracking down words and conversations. I'm as guilty as anyone in terms of forgetting to provide them, but if we all took tags a bit more seriously we'd all benefit.

    March 10, 2008

  • Amazing photo. Going around turns must require some fairly delicate choreography, if that term can be applied to trucks.

    March 10, 2008

  • My pleasure. There are several thousand "o-matics" out there as well, but you probably don't want to go there.

    I do love this list. "Will-o'-the-wisp" is such a beautifully evocative phrase.

    March 10, 2008

  • This list reminds me that the toads will soon be showing up in Fairbanks...

    March 10, 2008

  • Also, a car being pulled by a camper or recreational vehicle for use away from the RV. Toads are a common sight in Alaska in the summer...

    March 10, 2008

  • Steps or shelves left around a mining site after the removal of ore-bearing dirt.

    March 10, 2008

  • A long, narrow sluice box.

    March 10, 2008

  • An artificial channel with riffles along the bottom, set in a stream and fed with dirt or alluvium so that the dirt and lighter materials will wash away and the heavier gold will be trapped in the riffles. Commonly used by recreational miners.

    March 10, 2008

  • How about "peg o' my heart?"

    March 10, 2008

  • Dense, often thorny brush that makes off-trail travel very difficult.

    March 10, 2008

  • Shaquille O'Neal? (Just kidding, m...)

    March 10, 2008

  • Those of us that live in Ester, Alaska, call ourselves Esteroids.

    March 10, 2008

  • Awkward. It sounds like sort sort of mineral. Perhaps folks from Wyoming should refer to themselves as The Wyominions.

    March 9, 2008

  • See penetentes.

    March 9, 2008

  • Sharp ice peaks formed when sunlight reflects off of small depressions in the snow cover, melting the snow unevenly and forming tall peaks. Typically found when traveling on a glacier. When these refreeze at night, they can become quite hard and sharp, making travel difficult. Climbers usually call them neve penetentes. Nice image here.

    March 9, 2008

  • Many similarities with the Luthier's Craft list.

    March 9, 2008

  • My first reaction to "Zowie" would be to pronounce it as it's pronounced in Frank Zappa's "Wowie Zowie." Zowie should sound like "wow," not "Zoe."

    "It's spelled Raymond Luxury Yacht, but it's pronounced Throat Warbler Mangrove..."

    March 9, 2008

  • Mollusque, that reference always makes me cringe.

    March 8, 2008

  • My understanding is that it's pronounced like "Zoey."

    I would have gone with Chloe...

    March 8, 2008

  • Actually, I think it was this image that was the proverbial straw for me. It's not coincidental that I added it to the puke bowl discussion.

    I may not like Cheez Whiz, but I love the phrase Cheese Was.

    March 7, 2008

  • A wonderfully understandable article on the age of the universe as determined by the Wilkinson Microwave Anisotropy Probe is available here.

    March 7, 2008

  • A similar incident happened once on Wordie. See dork out.

    March 7, 2008

  • Eew. I mean, eeewwwwww.

    March 7, 2008

  • Interesting, c_b. I would have guessed that usage would be much older. Now I'm wondering about hippopotamus. Must go look up when that came into common usage...

    Edit: About 1300, according to the Online Etymology Dictionary.

    March 7, 2008

  • Cheez Whiz? On a chessesteak? Say it ain't so, reesetee...

    March 7, 2008

  • See also coynte.

    March 6, 2008

  • My guess is that it and Mesopotamia have something in common. :-) My other guess is that since Potomac comes from an Algonquin Indian word, any similarity is probably just a coincidence...

    March 6, 2008

  • I can't stand golf, but I've always loved this term since I learned it from a golf-playing friend. From the Golf Rules dictionary:

    Any temporary accumulation of water on the course (other than a water hazard) visible before or after the player takes his stance. It includes:

    -snow and ice

    -overflow from a water hazard if outside the hazard

    -a pitch mark filled with water

    It does not include:

    -soft mushy ground

    -water which appears when pressing a footmark down -dew and frost

    -manufactured ice

    -water on the putting green which was not visible when taking stance but which became visible when approaching the ball.

    The player is entitled to relief when his ball lies in or touches casual water or when it is on the course and interferes with his stance or area of intended swing (or if the ball is on the putting green, his line of putt).

    Fascinating...

    March 6, 2008

  • Nothing to apologize for, c_b. I had forgotten about my own list until yours showed up. They complement each other nicely.

    March 6, 2008

  • Hey--imagine how I felt...

    March 6, 2008

  • There are a bunch of these on my Say What? list, but I'm too lazy to move most of them over. Added a few, though.

    March 6, 2008

  • You can embarrass yourself with gazebo as well...

    March 5, 2008

  • I won't comment on the appropriate use of "Daffy" in this image, but it's a nice Elmer Fuddism...

    March 5, 2008

  • I know what you mean, palooka. It's like when people call Fairbanks "Bear Flanks." Although, come to think of it, it kind of fits...

    March 5, 2008

  • I'm delighted to know that rozzer is a vetted term. I remember a piece from Mad Magazine from a very long time ago that dealt with slang, and one of the example sentences was "It's crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in snide." (Translation: "It's crazy to pay off a cop in phony money.")

    Why I can remember that and not some of my students' last names from last semester is a puzzle to me. (Do you want to know my 7th grade locker combination? I've got that...)

    March 5, 2008

  • Since seque basically means a way to transition from one segment (of a topic, scene, etc.) to another, it's logical that you'd think it would be spelled segway. I learned the term in film school, back when we actually used film...

    March 5, 2008

  • Actually, shouldn't this be segue? A Segway is a scooter of sorts.

    March 5, 2008

  • "Police were trying Tuesday to piece together the violent events inside a brick home where six people were found dead in an apparent mass shooting."

    How many victims does it take to make it an obvious mass shooting?

    March 5, 2008

  • I know how you feel, cricket. See urinal etiquitte for my latest blunder...

    March 4, 2008

  • My son recently told me about a game that he and his friends call "The Game." The only rule is that if you think about the game, you lose. You're supposed to say "Oh crap" (or something appropriately similar depending on your surroundings) when this occurs, and everyone is on the honor system.

    March 4, 2008

  • Here's my abridged version:

    Born, waiting...

    March 4, 2008

  • A six-legged octopus. Really.

    March 4, 2008

  • See the embarrassingly misspelled urinal etiquitte for a discussion.

    March 4, 2008

  • Hey, John. If there are enough of us, we could start a list. :-)

    March 4, 2008

  • Oops. Etiquette. Sorry. I typed it wrong...again...

    March 4, 2008

  • I should probably add that it was in the men's room of the Salt Lake City Airport...

    March 4, 2008

  • From ananova.com: "A New Zealander ended up in court after punching a man over a breach of urinal etiquette."

    I have always suspected there was such a code. It would have helped me during an incident in which I once peed right next to Ted Kennedy in the Salt Lake City airport. I was going to make a pun about Chappaquiddick (there are just so many possibilities there) but I refrained.

    March 4, 2008

  • Isn't that missing an "n?" Oh...never mind.

    March 3, 2008

  • Wow, gangerh. My first crush was Annette Funicello. Maybe we should have a list...

    March 3, 2008

  • That reminds me of an HP Lovecraft story in which the protagonist, having acquired the ability to peer into the future, sees himself lying helplessly in a vegetative state. To prevent this from happening, he decides to take his life by shooting himself in the head. The attempt is not successful, though--his wounds put him into a vegetative state...

    March 3, 2008

  • Is this you, palooka?

    March 2, 2008

  • But during the noon darkness of Svalbard's winter, observers should be able to see the dayside aurora, which enter our atmosphere directly. Without the extra slingshot magnetic kick, these particles are less energetic, so produce a fainter, reddish glow.

    I've never seen this. Must start looking. Full article here.

    March 2, 2008

  • HA! I had forgotten all about our spam-bot friend. I just love his lyrical (and LONG!) account of the difficulties of reading while trying to get a tan. You've got to hand it to a guy who takes the initiative in solving some of the great problems of our time.

    March 2, 2008

  • It's just a cruel word, isn't it Treeseed? No matter what the context.

    March 2, 2008

  • Yep. It's a cool word. You can express varying degrees of disgust by adjusting the number of e's and w's. For example:

    "Casu marzu? Eeeeewwwwwwww!"

    Ah, English...

    March 2, 2008

  • It shouldn't, but it does. I can't think of another word that affects me like this. I suspect it's a product of my upbringing. It was always associated with hate or prejudice.

    March 1, 2008

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