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  • Those old photo captions were so vague.

    April 16, 2011

  • *looks for "Like" button under ruzuzu's comment*

    April 16, 2011

  • Don't be such a heckion.

    April 16, 2011

  • Unclench, unclench! Or you'll never be able to ID the Wordieniks!

    *hands dontcry an unclenched cupcake*

    April 16, 2011

  • I prefer to call it star jelly, thank you.

    April 16, 2011

  • Shameful.

    April 16, 2011

  • Also see pwdr sêr.

    April 16, 2011

  • Also see pwdr sêr.

    April 16, 2011

  • Also see pwdr sêr.

    April 16, 2011

  • Also see pwdr sêr.

    April 16, 2011

  • Also see pwdr sêr.

    April 16, 2011

  • Also called star jelly, astromyxin, astral jelly, star rot, or star shot. A gelatinous substance, which, according to folklore, is deposited on the earth during meteor showers. See Wikipedia's star jelly entry for more.

    Thanks, bilby.

    April 16, 2011

  • That's...highly descriptive, bilby. Thanks.

    April 16, 2011

  • Enjoy Record Store Day, everyone!

    April 15, 2011

  • You mean, the way I did on List #2? ;-)

    April 15, 2011

  • Oh, and happy Reach As High As You Can Day, everyone. :-)

    April 15, 2011

  • That is one fabulous airport carpet website.

    April 14, 2011

  • Wow, those are great ones! Thanks, PossU.

    April 14, 2011

  • I agree, sionnach. Probably a list-owner error. Good catch! :-)

    April 12, 2011

  • Eew x 2. Added, thanks.

    April 12, 2011

  • Yes, airports will be far less colorful, yarb. I don't like the "imminent" idea either--sounds as though something is coming at you at great speed and you need to duck immediately.

    April 11, 2011

  • Say goodbye to color-coded terror alerts and hello to warnings and Facebook and Twitter. As part of their overhauled advisory system, the Department of Homeland Security is introducing two levels of warning—elevated and imminent—that may occasionally be distributed via social media, reports the Washington Post. The two warnings will both come with an expiration date instead of the vague rainbow colors of anxiety that the system instituted in 2001. The new alert system, which is intended to be more specific and useful, will be in place by April 27. The details emerged for a Homeland Security report dated April 1 obtained by AP.

    The Slatest Edition, "@AmericanPeople terror risk #elevated. Have a nice day!!"

    April 10, 2011

  • Thanks, rutemple! No, I still haven't managed to give it a try. Every time I see a course available locally, it ends up conflicting with some other part of life. (See "Life" discussion on my profile.)

    Have you ever tried it?

    April 9, 2011

  • Thanks, bilby!

    April 9, 2011

  • No, no, I insist on doing Wordnik. Others insist that I do this life thing. Maddening, I tell you.

    R: I was offering you some cashews. Nuts?

    April 9, 2011

  • Nuts! Why does life always interfere with Wordnik time?

    *sigh*

    April 9, 2011

  • Rock it, man.

    April 4, 2011

  • Best illustration ever.

    April 4, 2011

  • *plays ████████ in celebration of ruzuzu's squeaky cleanness*

    April 4, 2011

  • There's a wordnik t-shirt? Do tell!

    April 4, 2011

  • I'll never tell.

    April 4, 2011

  • See gangerh. Tell him ReeseTee sent you. :-)

    April 4, 2011

  • Done! ISTFD will be duly listed, with directions to your place. :-)

    April 4, 2011

  • Ah, yes. What a spectaculatory list it is. :-)

    April 4, 2011

  • HA!

    March 30, 2011

  • Happy National Something on a Stick Day!

    March 28, 2011

  • Pants dancing.

    March 27, 2011

  • Heehee.

    March 27, 2011

  • You've been doing that too?:-)

    March 27, 2011

  • I love Regretsy.

    March 27, 2011

  • *facepalm*

    March 27, 2011

  • He was first acquitted of first-degree murder before the voluntary manslaughter conviction. For the latter, he served just five years.

    March 27, 2011

  • I read this as "Last Man Cub" and wondered what happened to Mowgli.

    March 27, 2011

  • Ptero, I just read the entire page again and laughed so hard I woke up a flock of sleeping birds. In the house, that is.

    I hope you've recovered from the choking episode. :-)

    March 27, 2011

  • Heehee!

    March 27, 2011

  • Ooh, I'm for a WOTD Digest email too!

    Erin: Fine. I'll wear my cummerbund on Tuesdays and Thursdays, but don't expect me to wear the ruffled shirt.

    March 27, 2011

  • Gangerh, does this mean I'll need to list International Sweet Tooth Fairy Day on my "One Person's Holiday" list?

    March 27, 2011

  • Wow! The Century Dictionary as daily horoscope!

    March 27, 2011

  • I do feel flashily stylish.

    Wait...flashily?

    March 27, 2011

  • I truly believe that golf is an incomplete sport.

    March 27, 2011

  • At least it isn't a catheter.

    March 26, 2011

  • *re-yoinks*

    March 26, 2011

  • From French bouleverser; to upset, overturn.

    March 25, 2011

  • What a bilby-ful world.

    March 22, 2011

  • Haha!

    March 18, 2011

  • *adds Rabelais to 22-page, single-spaced reading list*

    Thanks, yarb. *sigh*

    March 17, 2011

  • Oh, this one's just a weekend. Believe me, I'd rather be home catching up on Wordnik.

    *spends inordinate amount of time searching for spelling mistake*

    March 17, 2011

  • Sure, easy for you dress-wearers (Erin and chained), but what about pants-people? Must we wear tuxedo pants every time an error pops up? And what about cummerbunds?

    Nice front page of wordshowers. :-)

    March 17, 2011

  • Agreed! Good to welcome old Wordieniks back!

    March 17, 2011

  • Did I miss it?

    March 17, 2011

  • Ohhhhh, I see how it goes. Leave this place for a little vacation, and return to discover that ruzuzu has absconded with my umbrage and planted herself atop a stick....

    *yoinks umbrage away from ruzuzu*

    March 17, 2011

  • Right! I knew I'd forgotten something before I went away. I'll get right on that...right after this next trip....

    March 17, 2011

  • Hey! Gimme back my lumpy umbrage!

    March 3, 2011

  • I don't think so. It's kind of hard and lumpy.

    March 3, 2011

  • Thanks for the plug, bilby. Erin, this is great!

    March 3, 2011

  • Happy national cold cuts day, everyone! I'll be without a computer for the next couple weeks...see you all when I'm back online. And please: Go easy on the fufluns. :-)

    March 3, 2011

  • Uh oh. Is anyone else now having problems adding words to their lists?

    March 2, 2011

  • Sadly, it's not all that surprising.

    March 2, 2011

  • See (not surprisingly) laser tits.

    March 2, 2011

  • Blaaahahaha!

    March 2, 2011

  • Oh, how could we? What else could we have been thinking? But yes, it appears it was on Feb. 22nd.

    March 2, 2011

  • Much better. *harrumphs*

    March 2, 2011

  • Happy Universal Human Beings Week, everyone.

    Every human, that is.

    March 2, 2011

  • Bracket "I want a pair of laser tits, damnit" please.

    March 2, 2011

  • No, no. That's the Temporal Bible.

    March 2, 2011

  • This list makes me giggle. I would have guggled earlier, but I was gaggling at something else.

    March 2, 2011

  • Holy mother of pearl.

    March 2, 2011

  • It sounds better than Prii, anyway.

    March 2, 2011

  • Just 'cause.

    March 2, 2011

  • Beautiful bird. Thanks, Pro. :-)

    March 2, 2011

  • Love this word. It reminds me of one of my favorites, eyeball.

    Don't ask why.

    March 2, 2011

  • Wow. Skipvia needs to see this. :-)

    March 2, 2011

  • I think I'll pbutt on this word.

    March 2, 2011

  • *silently trips over alarm*

    March 2, 2011

  • Ooh, yes! Thanks for the suggestion, h. I wish my car were named after a raptor.... ;-)

    March 2, 2011

  • I lerve the Muppets version of that song.

    March 2, 2011

  • Fascinating! What a rascal, that Caravaggio.

    March 2, 2011

  • And here I thought it was a form of cold virus.

    March 2, 2011

  • Or an exceptionally nasty guitar.

    March 2, 2011

  • Gosh. That sounds uncomfortable.

    Ohhhh, undersnorter....

    March 2, 2011

  • Still no sprinkles!

    March 2, 2011

  • I see Wordplayer suggested Lists of unusual units of measurement. Might I also suggest List of humorous units of measurement?

    They crack me up.

    March 2, 2011

  • What about the little sprinkles, then? She doesn't rate little sprinkles?

    Well, I never. *grabs fistfuls of umbrage*

    March 2, 2011

  • See thou.

    March 1, 2011

  • Also called the mil; defined as 1/1,000 of an inch (25.4 µm), frequently used to measure the thickness of very thin materials such as film and plastic sheeting.

    March 1, 2011

  • Maybe they're gummy bears who have stayed too long in the sun.

    March 1, 2011

  • *favorited*

    March 1, 2011

  • He's back, you know. He's been muttering about running for President.

    May God have mercy on our souls.

    March 1, 2011

  • I should not have clicked on this page.

    March 1, 2011

  • It's moments like this that make it worthwhile to be an editor; right, chained?

    *sigh*

    March 1, 2011

  • Gosh, those sunglasses are nice.

    *whistles*

    March 1, 2011

  • That's a rather wicked smile on your angelic face, bilby.

    March 1, 2011

  • Odd that no one takes issue with hating one's father and mother....

    March 1, 2011

  • :-)

    March 1, 2011

  • *suddenly has an unreasonable urge to scream "Exterminate! Exterminate!*

    March 1, 2011

  • Great list! I seem to recall someone else compiling a similar one. Anyone recall?

    March 1, 2011

  • *wants to read yarb's bible*

    March 1, 2011

  • Heehee!

    March 1, 2011

  • The official plural of Prius.

    February 28, 2011

  • I'd snort at that comment, hernesheir, but it's way funnier than snort-funny.

    February 27, 2011

  • It does! Added, thanks.

    February 27, 2011

  • See?

    February 27, 2011

  • See the Wicked Bible.

    February 23, 2011

  • See the Wicked Bible.

    February 23, 2011

  • In 1631, the King's printers, Barker and Lucas, published a Bible with a small error: The word "not" was missing from the Seventh Commandment in Exodus 20:14. The commandment read, "Thou shalt commit adultery." Barker and Lucas, henceforth known as the printers of the Wicked Bible, were forced to pay a fine for the error, the cost of which (£300) effectively put them out of business.

    Eleven copies of this book--also known as the Adulterer's Bible, Adulterous Bible, or Sinner's Bible--are known to exist today.

    February 23, 2011

  • See Wicked Bible.

    February 23, 2011

  • An 1810 King James version of the Bible replaces the w in "wife" with an l: "If any man come to me, and hate not his father and mother . . . yea, and his own wife also...." (It should read "and his own life also.")

    February 23, 2011

  • In an 1823 edition of the King James Bible, Genesis 24:61 reads, "And Rebecca arose, and her camels, and they rode upon the camels, and followed the man: and the servant took Rebecca and went his way." (The first "camels" should read "damsels.")

    February 23, 2011

  • A 1927 edition of the King James Bible includes a table of family affinities in which appears the admonition "A man may not marry his grandmother's wife."

    February 23, 2011

  • In the 1990s, an American Bible publisher produced a new "red letter" leatherbound edition (the red letters signifying the words of Jesus). In the Book of Timothy, the film plate containing the red letter text was omitted, so thousands of copies of the "monochrome" text had to be discarded.

    February 23, 2011

  • Very much like life with the hard-of-hearing. :-)

    February 23, 2011

  • Earworm alert!

    February 23, 2011

  • *disappears into imaginary self*

    February 23, 2011

  • Aw, shucks. :-)

    February 23, 2011

  • Oh, great. Now I'm imagining dontcry imagining bobbing for imaginary apples.

    February 23, 2011

  • Blecch.

    February 23, 2011

  • *watches dontcry hungrily*

    February 23, 2011

  • *wonders whether John's sorry he asked*

    ;-)

    February 23, 2011

  • Thanks, chrissykp--this is an open list, so feel free to add these (maybe with your descriptions repeated on the word pages). :-)

    February 22, 2011

  • This book implies that the stews are "brothel-houses," presumably somewhere (or in many places) in England--the book is titled The Church History of Britain.

    February 22, 2011

  • What if Bob's your uncle? Does that count?

    February 22, 2011

  • Also (in bookbinding) tipped in.

    February 22, 2011

  • Also canceled leaf.

    February 22, 2011

  • Also half title.

    February 22, 2011

  • Also see solander.

    February 22, 2011

  • Also blindstamping.

    February 22, 2011

  • Thanks! I'm enjoying it--takes me back to my days working with rare & antique books.

    February 22, 2011

  • Must be Disenchantment Bay.

    February 22, 2011

  • Agreed.

    *is now hungry for an apple slathered in any form of candy except licorice*

    February 22, 2011

  • Lego Murderers: The next new set.

    February 22, 2011

  • Indeed, you dooth!

    February 22, 2011

  • In several editions of the King James Bible, Luke 23:32 reads, "And there were also two other malefactors crucified with Jesus." It should read, "And there were also two other, malefactors."

    February 22, 2011

  • In this 1611 King James Bible, Judas--not Jesus--says "Sit ye here while I go yonder and pray" in Matthew 26:36.

    February 21, 2011

  • In this 1641 King James Bible, Revelation 21:1 reads, "the first heaven and the first earth were died and there was more sea" rather than "the first heaven and the first earth were died and there was no more sea."

    February 21, 2011

  • A 1716 King James Bible reads, at John 8:11, "Go and sin on more" rather than "Go and sin no more."

    February 21, 2011

  • In an 1801 King James version of the Bible, Jude 16 reads, "These are murderers, complainers, walking after their own lusts; and their mouth speaketh great swelling words, having men's persons in admiration because of advantage." It should read "These are murmurers. . . ."

    February 21, 2011

  • In this 1804 King James version, 1 Kings 8:19 reads "thy son that shall come forth out of thy lions" rather than "out of thy loins."

    This edition has another error in Numbers 25:18: Instead of "The murderer shall surely be put to death," it reads, "The murderer shall surely be put together."

    February 21, 2011

  • In this 1805 King James edition, Galatians 4:29 reads, "But as then he that was born after the flesh persecuted him that was born after the Spirit to remain, even so it is now." Apparently a proofreader had written "to remain" in the margin of the proof pages as an answer to whether a comma should be deleted. The note accidentally became part of the printed text.

    February 21, 2011

  • In this Bible printed in 1809, Zechariah 11:17 reads "Woe to the idle shepherd that leaves the flock!" rather than "the idol shepherd." (Idol here being akin to "worthless.")

    Seems to me "idle" should work anyway, but what do I know?

    February 21, 2011

  • In an 1807 Bible, Matthew 13:43 states "Who hath ears to ear?" rather than the correct "Who hath ears to hear?"

    In the same edition, Hebrews 9:14 reads, "How much more shall the blood of Christ . . . purge your conscience from good works to serve the living God." (It should read "dead works.")

    February 21, 2011

  • This is the first of the two editions of the Authorized Version of the Bible, 1611. In Ruth, rather than reading "And she went into the city," it reads "And he went into the city." Sometimes called the Male Chauvinist Bible.

    An "un-nicknamed" 1923 edition of the Authorized Version includes the admonition, "A man may not marry his grandmother's wife."

    February 21, 2011

  • More commonly called the He Bible.

    February 21, 2011

  • In the third edition of this Bible, published in 1572, the printer used ornamental initial letters for several books--but the letters originally had been used to print Ovid's Metamorphosis and other non-religious books, so they did not depict religious scenes. The worst offender was the graphically pictorial letter at the beginning of Hebrews: a vivid depiction of Zeus disguised as a swan and rather amorously courting Leda.

    February 21, 2011

  • The second edition of the Geneva Bible, published in 1562, earned this title for its conversion (in Matthew) of "Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called the children of God" into "Blessed are the placemakers...."

    February 21, 2011

  • *applauds wildly*

    February 21, 2011

  • *munches popcorn nervously while watching word count*

    February 21, 2011

  • Thanks for reposting. :-)

    February 21, 2011

  • Excellent.

    February 21, 2011

  • Warhead? Ha!

    February 21, 2011

  • More (not about Ruth Buzzi) at bag marks.

    February 21, 2011

  • Also planchlet.

    February 21, 2011

  • Shhhhh! It's pumpkin juice.

    February 21, 2011

  • SoG! You're here! I was wondering whether to post that here on your behalf. :-)

    February 21, 2011

  • Sionnach, that explains a lot about life here lately. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm being vacuumed back into my wordhole.

    February 21, 2011

  • See Zeitgeist, and mind the floating logonauts.

    February 21, 2011

  • Holy mother of pearl.

    February 21, 2011

  • Oops, missed your previous post about Sandhills, hernesheir. What a wonderful view you have of their migration. Was in Nebraska (a.k.a. ruzuzuland) a few years ago to see their stopover and it was glorious.

    Perhaps the stay-at-home Sandhills have retired, now that the children are grown and out of the nest. ;-)

    February 20, 2011

  • Thank you, hernesheir. Funny, I was looking at some of my older lists last night, and I realized (to my horror) that I had neglected to "complete" many of them. Back to work on Minty Fresh and others. :-)

    February 20, 2011

  • Nice thought, ptero. I sure hope you're right, or we're out of here on our padded face holes. :-)

    February 20, 2011

  • Ooh, I forgot that one! Thanks, Erin.

    February 19, 2011

  • Hernesheir, I noticed that too, and thought my monitor was broken. ;-) I'll also miss Watch Your Language, but as long as Wordnik is still around, I'll live with the change.

    February 19, 2011

  • Yum. Say, you could have dipped those free pineapples in chocolate, you know. ;-)

    February 19, 2011

  • Thanks, W. Still working on this list (just started it last night). Already have the Owl Bible.

    February 19, 2011

  • You bet. Fun list. :-)

    February 19, 2011

  • Seen here.

    February 19, 2011

  • From verso of card: "Prepare by sewing a ring in the corner of a handkerchief. Borrow from your audience a ring. Pass a stick through it, and cover with the handkerchief. Under cover of the handkerchief, pretend to slide the ring from the stick into your hand. Let your audience feel the ring through the folds of the cambric. (Of course, they really feel the prepared ring.) Now ask two spectators to hold the ends of the stick; whip away handkerchief, and the ring is on the stick."

    February 18, 2011

  • From verso of card: "Ask your audience to draw a card from a pack which you hold. Secretly slip a rubber band over the pack, but not over the three or four top cards. Take back the chosen card, without looking at it, and press it down with the pack, gripping the pack as soon as the card is in position. By releasing the grip the chosen card will now shoot up into the air."

    February 18, 2011

  • From verso of card: "Ask a member of your audience to pick a card from the pack, remember it, and place it on top of the pack without letting you see the face. Tell somebody else to cut the pack--this should bring the bottom card of the pack on top of the chosen card. You have noted what card lies at the bottom of the pack, so it is easy to locate the card. The next card below this will be the one chosen."

    February 18, 2011

  • From verso of card: "You need a tumbler half-full of water, a silk handkerchief, a coin, and (concealed from the audience) a circular glass disc the same size as the coin. Cover the coin with the handkerchief and let your audience feel it through the fold--you contrive that they feel the glass disc, and not the coin, which remains concealed under your hand. Under cover of the handkerchief drop the glass disc into the water. Your audience will think the coin dropped, but the glass disc inside will be invisible. The coin has vanished!"

    February 18, 2011

  • Perhaps it needs punctuation, then:

    Refresh yourself?

    Refresh, yourself.

    Refresh! Yourself!

    Refresh: yourself.

    Refresh? Yourself!

    February 18, 2011

  • Ptero's right.

    *swan dives into chocolate refreshment dispenser*

    February 18, 2011

  • Oh, sorry. There you go. :-)

    February 18, 2011

  • It's a start....

    February 18, 2011

  • Somewhere on Wordnik there's a better explanation for this phrase. I can't find it with my eye squinched around this monocle.

    February 18, 2011

  • Well, you did say "a bit."

    February 18, 2011

  • Aha. I must have been thinking about the prime weeks when all the tourists arrive. Thanks, r.

    February 18, 2011

  • I like it--but I hope that doesn't mean I'll be expected to foment a revolution.

    February 18, 2011

  • *monocled raconteur ambles in*

    *retrieves ruzuzu's monocle from champagne glass by drinking the champagne*

    *cleans monocle and hands it to ruzuzu*

    *departs*

    February 18, 2011

  • That can't possibly be a Croissanwich. It's too fresh-looking.

    Also, I had no idea one could find refreshment in a tiny, foil-lined pouch.

    February 18, 2011

  • No decent tea on Mount Everest?

    *cancels expedition*

    February 18, 2011

  • Oh dear. Hasn't she had enough trouble?

    *eyeroll*

    February 18, 2011

  • Nay, not I-you.

    February 18, 2011

  • See #13 on this slideshow.

    February 18, 2011

  • See #15 on this slideshow.

    February 18, 2011

  • See #18 on this slideshow.

    February 18, 2011

  • See #23 on this slideshow.

    February 18, 2011

  • See #25 on this slideshow.

    February 18, 2011

  • See #25 on this slideshow.

    February 18, 2011

  • See #25 on this slideshow.

    February 18, 2011

  • Love the list title (and the list theme). Don't know whether you're accepting former vending machine items, but I borrowed from this slideshow.

    February 18, 2011

  • That's some prize.

    February 18, 2011

  • A storage lipid seen with a microscope as an oil droplet inside a cell.

    February 18, 2011

  • They're coming through already? Wow; that's a little scary.

    February 18, 2011

  • That is one expeditious bladderwort, all right.

    February 18, 2011

  • Aw...congrats, Zio Pro!

    February 18, 2011

  • The Stein-Toklases were pips. I wonder whether they'd have preferred New Zealand cows?

    February 18, 2011

  • Ruzuzu, you have the most interesting iroquoisy events ever.

    February 18, 2011

  • Seen here.

    February 18, 2011

  • *gvoan*

    February 17, 2011

  • They're not.

    February 17, 2011

  • That's what I thought.

    February 17, 2011

  • Huh. You don't say.

    February 17, 2011

  • Teehee!

    February 17, 2011

  • Thanks, E! Most of the credit goes to my fellow Wordnikkian contributors. :-)

    February 17, 2011

  • *gags; flees*

    February 16, 2011

  • *hides luncheon meats*

    February 16, 2011

  • Bilby: Eeew.

    Yarb: True. I suppose I meant potable water only.

    February 16, 2011

  • A small brown owl, Ketupa ceylonensis. Also known as the Brown Fish-Owl. (Thanks, gangerh).

    February 16, 2011

  • What? No! It can't be! ;->

    Thanks, 'gerh.

    February 16, 2011

  • Hmm. I think I use water fountain. Maybe it's because water doesn't usually fountain elsewhere. I mean, in most places it appears in a glass or bottle and does not spurt up toward my face. :-)

    February 15, 2011

  • Well, that's why the fuflun man flings fufluns. Livens up the place.

    February 15, 2011

  • I've had that problem off and on for the past few days. Now off, thank heavens.

    February 15, 2011

  • I have. :-)

    February 15, 2011

  • Chained, I visit "Only on Wordie/Wordnik" when I need to laugh myself silly reading my fellow Wordnikians' linguistic hijinks. In fact, I think I'll go visit now....

    February 15, 2011

  • I concur. Hooba porkrind all the way.

    February 15, 2011

  • An instrument that measures the relative humidity of tasty pork products?

    February 14, 2011

  • Love it. :-)

    February 14, 2011

  • Ooh! *yoink*

    February 14, 2011

  • Winner of the 2009 Diagram Prize for Oddest Title of the Year.

    February 14, 2011

  • Not what you may think; the subtitle reads "Forensic Training and Tactics for the Recovery of Human Remains."

    That's right--it's worse than what you were thinking.

    February 14, 2011

  • Eeew.

    February 14, 2011

  • Timers built into electric cookers were relatively new in the 1950s, and this book aimed to teach housewives how to put them to best use.

    February 14, 2011

  • The cover says the book includes "33 ways to cook grasshoppers, ants, water bugs, spiders, centipedes and their kin." Recipes include Three Bee Salad, Scorpion Scaloppine, and Curried Termite Stew.

    February 14, 2011

  • The rest of the title: Comprising Their Structure, Fructification, Specific Characters, Arrangement, and General Distribution, With Notices of Some of the Fresh-Water Algae.

    February 14, 2011

  • Walk?? That's so...

    Okay. :-)

    February 14, 2011

  • Too late. Off to the inner punctum. Drat!

    February 14, 2011

  • *eyes strev*

    February 14, 2011

  • Done, h. Thanks for the opportunity.

    February 14, 2011

  • Heehee.

    February 14, 2011

  • Nifty idea, h. I'm honored. :-)

    I collected some on my "Because I Said So, That's Why" list.

    February 14, 2011

  • :-D

    February 12, 2011

  • Damn. Why didn't I think of that?

    February 12, 2011

  • *groan*

    February 12, 2011

  • That's precisely what it is. And now we'll have to kill you. *cue evil laugh*

    February 12, 2011

  • Probably eating their catafood.

    February 12, 2011

  • Classic. Favorited. :-)

    February 12, 2011

  • Yoinked for my Oddball Opposites list. :-)

    February 12, 2011

  • Telofy, I don't know how long this list has been around, but I've been thinking about making just such a one myself. Just goes to show that every potential wordie list is an existing wordie list. :-)

    February 12, 2011

  • Seen here.

    February 11, 2011

  • Aww, thanks. :-)

    February 10, 2011

  • That's exactly what happened to me. I had to excuse myself, go to the rest room, and call a friend and ask him to call me later on the pretense of an emergency while they were telling me how nice Patagonia is this time of year.

    February 9, 2011

  • Thanks. *salutes*

    February 9, 2011

  • Oh, c_b? Did you want the Latin name of the sea mink? If you feed ruzuzu some fufluns, I'll bet she'd give it to you.

    February 9, 2011

  • I saw lightning sand in a curio shop once.

    February 9, 2011

  • Oops. I see that most of your entries are all lowercased. I can redo mine if you'd like.

    February 9, 2011

  • Oh. Thanks for pointing that out, Pro.

    ;->

    February 9, 2011

  • *leaves in a huff, taking fuflumbrage along*

    Some people....

    February 9, 2011

  • R, I think chained has a list or two for this.

    February 9, 2011

  • That's weird, because I always have to run an anti-virus program to prevent smut.

    February 9, 2011

  • See Catch-22.

    February 9, 2011

  • Nifty! *favorited*

    February 9, 2011

  • Oh. Well, everyone knows them.

    February 8, 2011

  • I thought Pro only boiled bagels at 4C?

    February 8, 2011

  • A concert?? *is awed*

    Actung, thanks for adding the Southern Tenant Farmers Union. I was just about to list it myself. ;-)

    Ruzuzu, many thanks for your additions, but I'd like to keep it to imperatives only, if you don't mind. :-)

    Mollusque: All in the Family!

    February 8, 2011

  • It would, wouldn't it? *pondering*

    When you're done, I shall subscribe immediately. :-)

    February 8, 2011

  • *hands ruzuzu a glass of water*

    February 8, 2011

  • While I'm here being excited about my own personal WOTD list, may I ask if/when we might be able to open lists to specific people again? At present it's either the listmaker or everyone in the universe. I owe sionnach one. :-)

    February 8, 2011

  • But where are his buccaneers?

    February 8, 2011

  • See? No one does.

    February 8, 2011

  • Wow! That should hold you for...uh....

    Will you run them more than once?

    February 8, 2011

  • No, I haven't! Work keeps interfering. Have you?

    February 7, 2011

  • I know muffin 'bout that.

    February 7, 2011

  • Seriously. People say this?

    February 7, 2011

  • You'll let us know how that works out.

    February 7, 2011

  • Oh yes, I know the muffin, man. (But not the muffin-man.)

    February 7, 2011

  • The muffin-man.

    February 7, 2011

  • No one knows the muffin-man, either.

    February 7, 2011

  • Wow. No one knows the muffin-man.

    February 7, 2011

  • Ooh, nice. Try a movie theater next.

    February 7, 2011

  • Oh, hush. ;->

    February 7, 2011

  • Good one! I just opened the list, so feel free to add. :-)

    February 7, 2011

  • To overcome or beat thoroughly; to completely use up. Also see exflunctify, its funkier cousin.

    February 7, 2011

  • Enjoy it while eating fettuccine alfredo.

    February 7, 2011

  • Enjoy it while watching the ballet.

    February 7, 2011

  • Clever title! :-)

    February 7, 2011

  • No need to apologize! I just meant that its level of iroquoisyness is a tad scary. :-)

    February 7, 2011

  • Pro, don't forget a breakfast of puffins. :-)

    February 7, 2011

  • Also spelled santur.

    February 7, 2011

  • Also spelled santoor.

    February 7, 2011

  • For Wordieternity: see dung.

    February 7, 2011

  • *resells t-shirt to PossU*

    *uses profit to buy more fufluns*

    February 7, 2011

  • Bilby takes this when interrupted.

    February 7, 2011

  • *buys all t-shirts, smokes pi(pe), jitterbugs out*

    February 7, 2011

  • I have no problem either way; just thought Ken and Linder might not have known about Wordnik's case-sensitivity bit.

    February 7, 2011

  • Iroquoisy. I was just reading that article before I came here.

    February 7, 2011

  • *joins in*

    Toot toot toot toot diddly-ada-toot-diddly-ada...toot toot

    He boils them eight to the bar

    He can't boil a bundt

    'Cause the bundt's not suppooosed to boillllll

    Aaaahand the company jumps to see his bagelry

    He's the boogie woogie bagel boy of apartment 4C

    February 7, 2011

  • More here, if you're interested. (I nabbed the non-"plural" of this word for the list.)

    February 7, 2011

  • We can make our own WOTD? Oh, what fun!

    February 7, 2011

  • How elegant!

    February 7, 2011

  • Cupjacks!

    Er...wait....

    February 7, 2011

  • That's a little frightening.

    February 7, 2011

  • I was almost tricked into having a soft pretzel for breakfast. But everyone knows they're for lunch and dinner only.

    And snacks.

    February 7, 2011

  • *guffaw*

    February 7, 2011

  • *wipes 3.1415926 off face*

    February 6, 2011

  • Thanks, ruzuzu!

    February 6, 2011

  • *sprints back*

    Brackets around fuflumbrage, please!

    *flees*

    February 6, 2011

  • I didn't know that about light horsemen. Wow....

    February 6, 2011

  • *flings cupcakes*

    *flees*

    February 6, 2011

  • Only if it's caused by pasta.

    February 6, 2011

  • A Swedish profession for women from the Middle Ages until the early 20th century. A roddarmadam made her living by rowing people from one island to another in the Stockholm archipelago.

    February 6, 2011

  • Just sayin'.

    February 5, 2011

  • Brackets around feeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww-splat, please!

    Sorry to interrupt, bilby.

    February 5, 2011

  • I thought she was the patron saint of a delicious medium-sized tubular pasta.

    February 5, 2011

  • Oh, great. Now I'll spend the rest of the day doing the same.

    February 5, 2011

  • Agreed--nice list!

    February 5, 2011

  • Agreed, with the possible exception of baristas and coffeehouses.

    February 5, 2011

  • Excellent song.

    February 5, 2011

  • I hear he's an excellent dancer too.

    February 5, 2011

  • I know a couple birds who'd order that for breakfast.

    February 5, 2011

  • Similar sentiments are expressed here.

    February 5, 2011

  • Watch out for those grape riffles. You can break a tooth.

    February 5, 2011

  • Have either of you tried the colophon (all lower case) page?

    February 5, 2011

  • Yes, yes. The unapology.

    February 5, 2011

  • Button maker.

    February 5, 2011

  • Fringe maker. Also see frangier.

    February 5, 2011

  • Dyer.

    February 5, 2011

  • Fringe maker. Also see crepinier.

    February 5, 2011

  • Ribbon maker.

    February 5, 2011

  • Fabric/cloth maker.

    February 5, 2011

  • A maker and seller of trimmings made of gold, silver, silk, and so on.

    February 5, 2011

  • A fishmonger; specifically, a fisherman on the coast of Languedoc.

    February 5, 2011

  • See profile page for bilby (a.k.a. bil by).

    February 5, 2011

  • *snort*

    February 5, 2011

  • Holy...er, cow!

    January 31, 2011

  • If I had glue, I'd name it Sylvester.

    January 31, 2011

  • Hey, thanks bilby. And thanks, Dan. :-)

    January 31, 2011

  • Sorry, sionnach. I've been waiting and waiting for the old settings to be restored....

    But just for you, I'll add the hideous jeggings.

    January 30, 2011

  • :-)

    January 30, 2011

  • Glad you're enjoying it. I suppose you're right--the name should be changed. Thanks for pointing that out. :-)

    January 29, 2011

  • You were? But I don't even own a gun.

    Or should I say nug....

    January 29, 2011

  • Were you looking for gambiheeorgiaermanyhanareecerenadauatemalauineauinea bissauuyanaaitiondurasungarycelandndiandonesiaranraqrelandsraeltalyamaicaapanordanazakhstanenyairibatioreorthoreouthuwaityrgyzstanaosatviaebanon?

    January 29, 2011

  • Also spelled qanún.

    January 29, 2011

  • Also spelled kanun.

    January 29, 2011

  • Invented by American composer Ellen Fullman, this instrument is played by walking along the length of its approximately 100 90-foot–long strings and rubbing them with rosined hands to produce longitudinal vibrations.

    I'm thinking Ms. Fullman could have come up with a more creative name for it.

    January 29, 2011

  • An experimental electric guitar with seven strings and three outputs.

    January 29, 2011

  • A 42-string guitar with three necks.

    January 29, 2011

  • A descendant of the washtub bass, the Whamola has a double-bass–style neck with a pulley-and-lever system and a single string, all mounted onto a wooden or metal body. The name is a portmanteau of whammy bar and viola.

    January 29, 2011

  • A custom-made double-neck 3rd bridge guitar invented in the 1980s by Bradford Reed.

    January 29, 2011

  • See pluriarc.

    January 29, 2011

  • Aw, thanks hernesheir. :-) (Just now seeing your comment.)

    January 29, 2011

  • I've not had that problem, no.

    January 28, 2011

  • Do you two know "Lady of Spain"?

    January 28, 2011

  • Rwow.

    January 28, 2011

  • I don't think that word should even be invented.

    January 28, 2011

  • Sorry I missed your long-ago note, yarb. Added, thanks.

    January 28, 2011

  • The mere fact that someone actually compiled a timeline for this makes my day.

    January 28, 2011

  • It is a little...strong...right here.

    January 28, 2011

  • I'd call that double Iroqouisy.

    *spits out grapeshot*

    January 28, 2011

  • He is also, I learned through way too much research, the patron saint of baristas, coffeehouses, orphans, the mentally ill, cattle, shepherds, unattractive people, and midwives.

    January 28, 2011

  • This goes under "Lists I've Always Promised Myself I'd Create, But I'm Probably Too Late." Thank heavens for sionnach. :-)

    January 28, 2011

  • But...but Wordnik said....

    January 28, 2011

  • Wordnik seems to think I was, yet I have no memory of said activity.

    January 28, 2011

  • *chews contentedly*

    Ouch! Was that...grapeshot in my fuflun?

    January 27, 2011

  • I wouldn't call Pears highbrow, but the book is a good read, in my opinion.

    January 27, 2011

  • Well, that clears it up nicely.

    January 27, 2011

  • I wonder whether prunes lie prone?

    January 27, 2011

  • Good...er...point, ruzuzu.

    January 27, 2011

  • *mutters to self*

    January 27, 2011

  • Was I looking for grape riffle?

    January 27, 2011

  • See, you can only learn these things here.

    January 27, 2011

  • *sings* Happy Birrrthday to da Bearrrr....

    January 27, 2011

  • That cheese wedge knows whereof it speaks.

    January 26, 2011

  • Clearly, then, it's a work in progress.

    January 26, 2011

  • *hands ruzuzu a calming fuflun*

    January 26, 2011

  • I find that beer cans are especially delectable when roasted and served with freshly baked fufluns.

    January 25, 2011

  • Great list. Is it an Aubrey/Maturin list?

    January 25, 2011

  • If I had a list of things I didn't want to know about, this would be the first item on it.

    January 25, 2011

  • Happy National Peanut Butter Day! And if you're of the persuasion, happy Beer Can Appreciation Day as well. :-)

    January 24, 2011

  • :-)

    January 23, 2011

  • Skipvia, you owe me a trip to Skinny Dick's. Just sayin'.

    January 22, 2011

  • My people. *wipes away tear*

    January 22, 2011

  • Good one--thanks, mollusque.

    January 22, 2011

  • Jumbo shrimp can't complain. They're a contradiction in terms.

    January 20, 2011

  • Happy Penguin Awareness Day and Cheese Day. :-)

    January 20, 2011

  • Cities and towns, yes.

    January 20, 2011

  • Ooh, forgot about that one.

    January 20, 2011

  • Let me tell you--that kid is going to have incredible forearms in a few years.

    R: Not a bad habit at all. I've come to expect the Lady of Spain Question. :-)

    January 20, 2011

  • Or shrimp. But they wouldn't need this much space, would they?

    January 20, 2011

  • Also spelled djiggetai.

    January 20, 2011

  • Also spelled dziggetai.

    January 20, 2011

  • American Heritage Dictionary defines this as a "fast-running wild ass."

    I think I know some of these guys.

    January 20, 2011

  • Hi ruzuzu!

    *waves back*

    See? Our incredibly long screen names are welcome here.

    January 19, 2011

  • Aw, nuts. And I was so enjoying gingerol....

    January 19, 2011

  • No, no, no. I deliberately did not let myself learn "Lady of Spain."

    January 19, 2011

  • Favorited! Thanks for doing this, ruzuzu. Are you including lists that are made up simply of names of towns? If so, here are two more.

    January 19, 2011

  • Gotta give credit to a band that uses "plinth" in its lyrics. :-)

    January 19, 2011

  • Ah. That clears it up nicely.

    January 19, 2011

  • There's a list for that, I'm pretty certain.

    January 19, 2011

  • Nifty list, hernesheir. I could have used it on my recent visit to Tarpon Springs, FL.

    January 19, 2011

  • "Ginger, a member of the same plant family as turmeric, contains anti-inflammatory compounds and volatile oils — gingerols — that show analgesic and sedative effects in animal studies." -- "The Claim: Eating Ginger Helps Reduce Muscle Pain and Soreness," NYT Online, 1/17/11

    January 18, 2011

  • Come along then, ruzuzu. We can hang out at pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

    January 18, 2011

  • Good grief; did they hire someone to make these up? ;-)

    January 18, 2011

  • These meatball crimes must be stopped.

    January 18, 2011

  • Yes, feel free--and welcome. :-)

    January 18, 2011

  • ████.

    January 18, 2011

  • Dang. That explains everything.

    January 11, 2011

  • Not only is it a great list, but the comments here are exquisite.

    January 11, 2011

  • Truer words....

    January 11, 2011

  • Or do I mean an exhausting list? I don't know; I'm too tired to say.

    January 11, 2011

  • What is the question?

    January 11, 2011

  • "Before figuring out the nature of Kepler-10b, the scientists looked at the host star's properties, as revealed by starquakes, acoustic disturbances that make the entire star ring like a bell." -- "NASA Finds Smallest Earthlike Planet Outside Solar System," National Geographic Daily News

    January 11, 2011

  • Bilby, does that mean you're related to whichbe?

    January 10, 2011

  • Or man nipples.

    January 10, 2011

  • Frogapplause, I saw this trophy and thought of you.

    But I'm sure you make great coffee.

    January 10, 2011

  • Moniplies sounds suspiciously like nipples.

    January 8, 2011

  • Thanks, ruzuzu. Wordplayer, ogonek is already listed, and I'll leave hawsehole to the nautical lists of my fellow Wordnikies. But thanks for the rest!

    January 8, 2011

  • Also the name for two small Australian weaverbirds.

    January 8, 2011

  • Nickname for the wallcreeper.

    January 8, 2011

  • A small passerine bird native to the high mountains of Eurasia. It is the only member of the genus Tichodroma. Also see wall-creeper.

    January 8, 2011

  • Also see wallcreeper.

    January 8, 2011

  • Thank you, hernesheir. I added wallcreeper (wall-creeper) to my Still More Birds list because that's its standard name rather than a nickname. Same goes for wheatear, on More Birds list. Many of the others I've already listed (hard to tell, I know, because the list is so long). A few are listed as unhyphenated.

    January 8, 2011

  • Well, we might as well make this an exhaustive list.

    January 8, 2011

  • Scottish dialect for Long-Tailed Duck. Also spelled coal and candle light.

    January 6, 2011

  • Gull in Scottish dialect.

    January 6, 2011

  • Added. Thanks, c_b. And thanks, ruzuzu.

    January 5, 2011

  • *snort*

    December 25, 2010

  • Nifty list, h.

    December 25, 2010

  • Thanks for the plug. :-)

    *hands ruzuzu a fuflun*

    December 25, 2010

  • *flies Lear jet up to Nova Scotia*

    December 25, 2010

  • Exactly.

    December 24, 2010

  • Thanks, r. I'll need to check out that list in case I can yoink something. ;-)

    December 24, 2010

  • Ruzuzu, you like klezmer music? But why?

    December 24, 2010

  • I also wondered why, in the Our Father, we expected God to give us this day our jelly bread.

    December 24, 2010

  • I'm all for superb owls.

    December 24, 2010

  • Wow. The headline is hilarious, but then you read the article and it's not so funny.

    December 24, 2010

  • I just popped back here to say that I find this discussion stunning in the definition #2 sense (excellent, first-rate, "splendid") and that I find you all stunning as well, also in the definition #2 sense (delightful; extremely attractive or good-looking).

    And now, back to my stunning life, in the definition #1 sense (that stuns or stupefies).

    December 24, 2010

  • *hands muculent bear a cup of hot tea*

    December 24, 2010

  • Ruzuzu, somewhere around here is a list of state lists. I'll rummage around, and if I can't find it, maybe I'll make one. :-) Meantime, enjoy this one and this one.

    December 21, 2010

  • To beat about, thrash.

    December 21, 2010

  • Yup. OED says this for abactinal: "Remote from the actinal area; pertaining to that part of the surface of a radiated animal which is opposite to the mouth, e.g. the apex of a sea-urchin, or upper surface of a star-fish."

    December 21, 2010

  • Well, at least I'm where I should be all the time.

    December 21, 2010

  • I think she did, meaning to be sarcastic.

    December 21, 2010

  • Or if you drive a few hours east, you'd be watching ott.

    December 21, 2010

  • Also see morepork.

    December 20, 2010

  • Heehee!

    December 16, 2010

  • It is! Thanks, Pro (I was too lazy to check). Wouldn't it be great if more products would magically show up there? *hinting broadly*

    December 16, 2010

  • Oooh! How delightfully bouncy!

    December 16, 2010

  • Yarb, I think you're right. OED shows two definitions:

    1. That stuns or stupefies; dazing, astounding; deafening.

    2. Excellent, first-rate, "splendid", delightful; extremely attractive or good-looking.

    For #1, 1667 is the first citation (Milton, by the way, in Paradise Lost); 1849 is the first citation for #2 (Dickens, David Copperfield). Also noted is that #2 is a colloquial use.

    December 16, 2010

  • *tosses a gingerbread fuflun at hernesheir*

    December 16, 2010

  • Bahahaha! Pittsburgh, 'n nat!

    December 16, 2010

  • We need a fufluns typeface.

    December 16, 2010

  • Love that book.

    December 16, 2010

  • Wow--we're still counting that stuff? I lost track long ago. :-)

    December 16, 2010

  • Watch out! A muculent bear!

    December 16, 2010

  • Ruzuzu, that's so accurate I need to "Eew" again.

    Eew.

    C_b: :-(

    December 16, 2010

  • Fascinating story, too. I'd never heard of that crash.

    December 16, 2010

  • I really do have the mug. It was in the erstwhile Wordie shop.

    *makes note to photograph mug*

    December 16, 2010

  • Wow, this is great!

    December 16, 2010

  • Eew.

    December 14, 2010

  • One of my favorites as well.

    December 14, 2010

  • Why are you guys both speaking in boldface?

    December 14, 2010

  • How about in the summer, when it sizzles?

    December 14, 2010

  • Great list idea! :-)

    December 14, 2010

  • Also see hill-star.

    December 13, 2010

  • Btw, hernesheir, this is an actual hummingbird species--well, actually, more than one species--not a nickname. Isn't it a great word? :-)

    (Also see hillstar.)

    December 13, 2010

  • Wow, h--you've been busy! Thanks for all the tips. :-)

    December 13, 2010

  • Nope! It means bupkis.

    December 13, 2010

  • Dontcry, do you like fufluns in the winter, when it drizzles?

    December 11, 2010

  • Aren't I always?

    December 10, 2010

  • *checks hernesheir's resulting list and gets over it*

    December 10, 2010

  • *feels guilt*

    December 10, 2010

  • Just be sure you never use this epithet in anger.

    December 10, 2010

  • Ah, here it is. I've been waiting for...minutes. :-) Thanks, h!

    December 10, 2010

  • I mean, who knew?

    December 10, 2010

  • Was I too subtle?

    December 9, 2010

  • Me too, Pro. Where do we place an order?

    *sips from Wordie crappuccino mug*

    December 9, 2010

  • Aw, shucks. *blushing*

    OED has a new website? *trembles*

    December 9, 2010

  • Thanks, ptero! You're a far more effective rummager than I.

    December 9, 2010

  • Yes, yes. Someone should.

    *eyes hernesheir*

    December 9, 2010

  • It's one of those words that means its own opposite. I know there's a list around here somewhere....

    *rummages*

    December 9, 2010

  • Ooh. Devious.

    December 9, 2010

  • "Were you looking for goose-shit Green or goose shite Green?"

    December 9, 2010

  • I thought they increased it.

    December 9, 2010

  • Because it's good to be aware that you're washing your hands.

    NOW! Buy Henry the Hand gifts!

    December 8, 2010

  • Oh, and don't travel too far into the future on Pretend to be a Time Traveler Day or you'll miss National Pastry Day (the 9th) and National Noodle-Ring Day (the 11th).

    And people think Christmas is a big deal.

    December 8, 2010

  • That's very...wise.

    *stares dramatically into the distance during middle of sentence*

    Wait, I'm late for that one.

    December 8, 2010

  • That's okay. You weren't late by the time you arrived last week.

    December 8, 2010

  • Actually, hernesheir has been unearthing quite a few of these lately--so there's always hope. ;->

    December 8, 2010

  • Hmm...I like it!

    December 8, 2010

  • Thanks, PossibleUnderscore. I'm glad I posted this next week in time for the celebration yesterday!

    For those of you who still have time to travel, here are a few tips.

    December 8, 2010

  • Pro, didn't anyone tell you? We were celebrating by traveling to another time.

    December 8, 2010

  • Count yourself lucky, my friend.

    December 7, 2010

  • Done! Thanks for unearthing all these nifty instruments!

    December 7, 2010

  • Agreed, ptero. Though I must admit I haven't seen many Nutz in these parts.

    I should rephrase....

    December 7, 2010

  • Bilby, I think we found another entry for your Porn Birds list....

    December 7, 2010

  • It's a plane!

    Oh. I thought you were talking about....

    *wanders off*

    December 6, 2010

  • Hecko! Thanks--already had one; added the other.

    December 6, 2010

  • Thanks, hernesheir. I'm adding them to the "nicknames" list instead of this one. :-)

    December 6, 2010

  • Yes, it does!

    No wonder I had so many problems with asthma when I worked with rare books.... ;-)

    December 6, 2010

  • A slightly raised border around a print created by the edge of an intaglio plate.

    December 6, 2010

  • Hernesheir: Niiiice. You still have it, I presume?

    Ruzuzu: The plague??

    December 6, 2010

  • *yoink*

    Thanks, h!

    December 5, 2010

  • Nah. They prefer a Diet of Safflower Seeds. At least the ones around here do.

    December 5, 2010

  • They can't say, marky. Otherwise it wouldn't be a secret.

    I have my diety moments, but today I'd go for some fufluns.

    *thoroughly sanitizes mug, then accepts umbrage from very tidy Black-Capped Chickadee*

    December 5, 2010

  • ♫ Eeeeverywhere you gooooo.... ♫

    Long time, no see, mr_ass_itch! Have you sent out your Christmas cards?

    December 5, 2010

  • *returns Black-Capped Chickadee to the wild and washes cup*

    December 5, 2010

  • *stumbles over dontcry's liberal scattering of Fs*

    December 5, 2010

  • Ha! See dunk-a-doo. :-)

    December 5, 2010

  • Marky's right, Pro. If one talks about it, one doesn't know what one's talking about.

    *hands ruzuzu the mug with the Black-Capped Chickadee perched on the rim*

    December 5, 2010

  • Gesundheit!

    December 5, 2010

  • *sigh*

    My page. My beautiful page....

    December 4, 2010

  • Sure! I'll send Edward Rondthaler's spirit out with a tray. Cream & sugar?

    December 4, 2010

  • It is a jewel. Check tags, too--I think "fun to say" might bring up other tasty treats.

    December 3, 2010

  • Heehee!

    December 3, 2010

  • Oh, such a wily ruzuzu. I wondered how those agents could have scarfed down so many grass-stained fufluns....

    Oh, and ptero: Librarians Rule. :-)

    December 3, 2010

  • I want to have tea with Edward Rondthaler. Is he still around?

    "I wasn't the one who...." was meant as a joke. :-) But now that you mention it, hernesheir, I too was involved in some FBI rare book theft nonsense involving a Shakespeare First Folio and other literary jewels.

    Although I wasn't the guilty party, I'm pretty sure that the FBI still knows where I live. I occasionally toss fufluns out on the lawn because their agents huddled in the darkened car across the street always seem hungry.

    December 3, 2010

  • *storms in on milton-bradley fighting vehicle*

    Hey! No ointmenting of fufluns, ruseless or not!

    Why of all the....

    *takes umbrage and rumbles out*

    December 3, 2010

  • Great list, h! Feel free to pinch from this one, if you'd like.

    December 2, 2010

  • *raises hand*

    Hernesheir, I too worked in the rare books department of a prominent university research library. Were you the one who....

    Well, never mind. Does it count if I worked for a rare book dealer for five torturous years? (The books were rare; the dealer was rather commonplace.)

    December 2, 2010

  • Neat site!

    December 2, 2010

  • Chained might have one as well.

    Edit: Here it is.

    December 2, 2010

  • Gaaah! Earwormed!

    November 30, 2010

  • Thanks!

    November 30, 2010

  • Of course. What was I thinking?

    November 30, 2010

  • Gotcha.

    November 30, 2010

  • Good luck, Pro!

    November 30, 2010

  • I think it's spelled with three Es.

    November 30, 2010

  • No, no. Cotton-bales go best with sweet sauces, of course.

    November 30, 2010

  • "Threatened North Island Kokako have been discovered nesting in Auckland’s Waitakere Ranges for the first time in 80 years." Yay!

    November 29, 2010

  • See kokako.

    November 29, 2010

  • Prince Ruspoli’s Turaco (Vulnerable), is a macaw-sized bird with scarlet and navy-blue wings, long tail and green-and-white head. It was first discovered among the personal effects of Prince Ruspoli after he was crushed to death by an elephant in 1893. As the unfortunate nobleman had not had time to label the specimen, its origins remained a mystery for half a century before the species was seen in the wild by an English naturalist in southern Ethiopia."Ethiopian surveys find high densities of Prince Ruspoli’s Turaco but highlight threats"

    November 28, 2010

  • See the mummy of all my befarted body. Tell them dontcry sent you.

    November 28, 2010

  • But does one need to employ a padded face hole, I wonder?

    November 28, 2010

  • My thoughts exactly, yarb.

    November 28, 2010

  • That sounds very familiar--although to be sure, my samizdat-looking documents have never regarded small craft warnings.

    November 28, 2010

  • That all sticky dark brown strongly flavored spreads based on a yeast extract are created equal?

    November 28, 2010

  • Great list idea!

    November 28, 2010

  • And, although spelled differently, an adjective in several bird names.

    November 28, 2010

  • *suddenly feels better*

    November 28, 2010

  • Also seen there: a rattle of bumshot.

    November 28, 2010

  • *places order from website*

    November 28, 2010

  • ...and all we got was this lousy web page. ;->

    November 28, 2010

  • Pro, I just can't watch that past the opening shot of all the dead critters. Also: Eeew.

    November 28, 2010

  • Eeeew!

    November 28, 2010

  • Added--thanks!

    November 28, 2010

  • Nickname for Richardson's Skua, after the sound of its call. (Thanks, hernesheir!)

    November 28, 2010

  • Thanks!

    November 27, 2010

  • Stop! When will it stop!

    November 25, 2010

  • Oh yes, I know them. I try to avoid them whenever possible. They have...issues.

    November 25, 2010

  • Do they come with fufluns?

    November 25, 2010

  • Were you looking for a or a-?

    November 25, 2010

  • Aw, come on...everyone is doing it....

    November 25, 2010

  • How about hahaeeew?

    November 25, 2010

  • Heehee.

    November 25, 2010

  • How did you guys know it's marmite?

    November 25, 2010

  • Is this anything like a de-horker?

    November 25, 2010

  • Thanks, h! Added to my boats & birds lists, respectively.

    November 25, 2010

  • *yoink*

    November 25, 2010

  • Because we live in hope. Thanks, sionnach.

    (See sionnach's comment on list page.)

    November 23, 2010

  • No! Not another one!

    November 23, 2010

  • I'll do that, thanks.

    *makes note to ask Herb if he's a dialectal form of yarb*

    November 23, 2010

  • I'll raise your Drunken Sailor, play some klezmer music, and toss some barmy fufluns his way. After I ██████, of course.

    November 22, 2010

  • Well, that's not very nice. Didn't GNU Webster's mother ever teach him that it's rude to tease?

    November 22, 2010

  • That all Zebra finches are created equal?

    November 22, 2010

  • He must use a lot of Chapstick.

    November 22, 2010

  • How did you guys know it's the clarinet?

    November 22, 2010

  • And anyway, see here.

    November 22, 2010

  • Cuter, though, I'd wager.

    November 21, 2010

  • I'm sure you meant well.

    November 21, 2010

  • What?? That's a ████████ thing to say!

    November 21, 2010

  • Eeew.

    November 21, 2010

  • Well, it's not freedom, that's why.

    November 21, 2010

  • I'm having the same problem! What's going on!

    November 21, 2010

  • I'll see your comment, spread some yardarm on it, and have it for lunch.

    November 21, 2010

  • See the united states of america. You know, next time you travel.

    November 21, 2010

  • Ptero, that was the ██████ damn thing I've ever ██████!

    Yarb, I'm ████! Here's my Social Security number so you can make me your beneficiary: ████████████. Please don't give it out to anyone.

    Ruzuzu, meet me at ██████ and we can drive there together. Who's riding ████████?

    November 21, 2010

  • *puts on enormous pot of coffee for YA guests*

    By the way, yarb, the Century Dictionary says that you're a dialectal form of herb. Is this true?

    November 21, 2010

  • See ruzuzu's comment on Knots!

    November 21, 2010

  • Yarb is correct. It's a dual addiction. You may want to consider attending your local Yarbaholics Anonymous meeting.

    November 21, 2010

  • *snicker*

    November 21, 2010

  • That is nifty. Thanks, c_b.

    November 21, 2010

  • That second definition kind of knocks the hell out of the first one, doesn't it?

    November 21, 2010

  • I delight in the physical sensation of saying "plinth" and "fenugreek," mollusque. Just stand a bit farther away so you're not spit upon. ;-)

    November 21, 2010

  • Well, if sionnach and Prolagus can manage to meet in real life (as opposed to Wordnik Life), then there's hope for the rest of us. :-D

    Besides, as my mother always says, "If you can't ██████ in your ████████, then you might as well just █████ for ███.

    November 21, 2010

  • *guffaws*

    November 21, 2010

  • It's nearly...uh...upon us.

    November 21, 2010

  • See World Toilet Day.

    November 21, 2010

  • Har!

    November 21, 2010

  • Likely not voluntary, r.

    November 21, 2010

  • I gather, then, that he hasn't quite mastered "non-sequitur" just yet.

    November 21, 2010

  • Wow. It's no wonder he used his first name. ;-)

    November 21, 2010

  • Uh oh.

    November 21, 2010

  • As long as she doesn't take him to a show, then go window shopping. That's just too cruel.

    November 21, 2010

  • Ha! Why, I ought to girth hitch you to the yardarm, you scalliwag!

    I have no idea what I just said.

    November 21, 2010

  • No thanks needed--I like bird puzzles. :-)

    Chained, they're probably parents swooping your head because you're too close to their nest full of young'uns. I'd imagine you'd swoop too, if you weren't a bear.

    November 21, 2010

  • Ah, okay. I think that holds for many of the words on this list.

    November 21, 2010

  • See, that's where I draw the rope line.

    November 21, 2010

  • Added, even though it's technically knot a not.

    I mean....

    November 21, 2010

  • Interesting...sure, it's added. Thanks, bilby.

    November 21, 2010

  • Thanks, h and r! Hernesheir, is a ribibe like a rebec (already on the list)?

    November 21, 2010

  • Any idea when we'll again be able to specify who can add to our lists (other than ourselves)? It's still set so that the list-maker must choose between himself/herself or everyone.

    November 19, 2010

  • Yeah, I'll have to ask about that over at feedback. Meantime, I added salee rover. Thanks!

    November 19, 2010

  • *Now wonders what Chained Cub's vocabulary might sound like*

    November 19, 2010

  • So I wasn't imagining it--you do live in Australia. :-)

    Hmm...I know from experience that Zebra finches can "Oi" at times, but I wouldn't consider their calls loud. You sure it couldn't have been a magpie trying to fool you? Young ones might sound like they're calling "Oi!" when they're begging for food.

    November 19, 2010

  • Possible, remind me what part of the world you call home? From your description, I gather you didn't see the bird at all. This will sound odd, but did it sound like a large bird or a small one?

    November 19, 2010

  • Done. And thank you for your...er...contribution.

    November 18, 2010

  • *is wondering just exactly how big a "world toilet" is*

    November 18, 2010

  • Poor cod.

    November 16, 2010

  • No, getting rid of old goods by setting them at bargain prices.

    November 16, 2010

  • I believe they were originally the B'ars.

    November 16, 2010

  • Really? Now who will pester the rinders?

    November 16, 2010

  • Oh, I think I know where this should go.

    November 16, 2010

  • *caws loudly*

    I've got this feeling, so appealing,

    For us to get together and sing. Sing!

    November 16, 2010

  • *calls distinctively*

    AAAGH! AAAGH!

    *flees, cawing*

    November 16, 2010

  • *wonders whether there's anything hernesheir hasn't done for a living*

    November 16, 2010

  • Hecko!

    Yarb, please bracket "punchably cheery" for our listing pleasure.

    See you later!

    November 16, 2010

  • I don't know anything about lactating or consulting, but I sure do like this word.

    Plinth.

    Fenugreek.

    Plinth.

    Fenugreek.

    November 16, 2010

  • It's a great list, isn't it? Where have you been, palooka, you old nipple-free toe flexor?

    November 16, 2010

  • Darn, I missed it. Now I'll have to wait until next year.

    November 16, 2010

  • Hey, rolig! Good to see you here! :-)

    Thanks, all, for the suggestions. I'm avoiding adding words with the -trix suffix (Ooh, suffix! Wait...it's already listed....) when it means "female _____" simply to make this a little more challenging. But all other suggestions added!

    November 7, 2010

  • I think we should turn this page into a stream-of-consciousness novel. Is there a word for that?

    November 7, 2010

  • *hides*

    November 7, 2010

  • All right, all right! I admit it!

    Geez...can't get away with a darn thing on this site....

    *muttering to self*

    November 7, 2010

  • Heehee!

    November 7, 2010

  • There actually was a team by this name. It's now the AHL's Bears. :-)

    November 7, 2010

  • This sounds like an especially noisome sales and marketing technique.

    November 7, 2010

  • Must have one.

    November 7, 2010

  • Who is this infamous Luther, and why would he do that to a perfectly fine doughnut?

    November 7, 2010

  • *wanders by page a month later*

    It's no matter, darling, where you arrre, I think of youuuuuuuuu....

    November 7, 2010

  • Plinth. Plinth. Plinth.

    November 7, 2010

  • Oh dear.

    November 7, 2010

  • See pantler.

    November 4, 2010

  • If butlers buttle, do pantlers pantle?

    November 4, 2010

  • You know, I thought I saw "neccopants" float by on the comments list. "Nah," I said. "Must be my eyes."

    Wordie is the only site where you actually can believe your eyes. :-)

    November 3, 2010

  • *tosses complementary fufluns at thtownse*

    November 3, 2010

  • Nice list! You may find "Those Aren't Cats and Dogs!" useful for adding to it, although I didn't use caps there. :-)

    November 3, 2010

  • I do I do!

    November 3, 2010

  • See Red Sprites.

    November 2, 2010

  • Nifty! I shall yoink this for my weird weather list. Thanks!

    November 2, 2010

  • My birds are awfully eaty, though they haven't yet consumed the mass quantities of oddness that your twenty-pound dog has achieved.

    November 2, 2010

  • I'm disappointed. I thought this was tempura slices of spacetime worms.

    November 2, 2010

  • Oh dear.

    November 2, 2010

  • Nah, it was bourbon that did me in.

    November 2, 2010

  • That's scary, because I have the same problem. :-)

    November 1, 2010

  • Fufluns, I say! Fufluns!

    November 1, 2010

  • Added, thanks!

    October 30, 2010

  • Excellent. Added.

    So am I, R. :-)

    October 30, 2010

  • *snicker*

    October 29, 2010

  • Give it up. Go with fufluns.

    October 29, 2010

  • Oh, and also:

    Were you looking for poop lantern?

    October 29, 2010

  • *determined not to ask about the size of a seventy-four*

    October 29, 2010

  • Thanks! Good to be back. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to rush out and get me one o' these. :-)

    Coffee, anyone?

    October 29, 2010

  • *hork*

    October 28, 2010

  • "Be a peaarrrrrrrrllllll...little girrrrrrrrrlllll."

    I disagree. That is NSF anywhere.

    October 28, 2010

  • Oops. Meant to post that. Thanks, r.

    October 28, 2010

  • It appears we may have a new kind of specific excrement soon.

    October 28, 2010

  • Wow, bilby! What a nice present to come back to. Does it come in t-shirt form?

    October 28, 2010

  • From your article, h: "The competition challenges 3000 students from 27 countries to create a truly sensational lingerie showpiece that makes a strong statement about shape."

    Oh, they're strong statements, for sure.

    October 28, 2010

  • It's almost here! Everyone have their...uh...?

    Happy Plush Animal Lovers' Day!

    October 28, 2010

  • Heehee! (two months late)

    October 28, 2010

  • Thanks, zeke. Checked that out already; just haven't gotten back to this list in a while.

    October 26, 2010

  • According to wwftd, "a condition in which a person falls unconscious due to excessive laughter."

    Now that's funny.

    October 25, 2010

  • Chained: Careful...L Y.

    October 25, 2010

  • Interesting study on this type of avian pigment here.

    October 20, 2010

  • Hippity hoppity, happy ether day....

    October 18, 2010

  • I thusthpect they do.

    October 17, 2010

  • Thanks, ruzuzu.

    October 17, 2010

  • But it can't be--it's nowhere near springtime....

    Oh, Ether. I thought you were thpeaking with a lithp.

    October 17, 2010

  • And at this point, I saunter in with a comment that would have been pertinent, say, five days ago, somewhere between Prolagus' comment about keeping ruzuzu's joke going and chained's comment about killing threads, and then I hand out cupcakes and vanish.

    Then I make a joke about not handing out vanish.

    October 17, 2010

  • Thanks!

    October 13, 2010

  • Nifty. Thanks for the heads-up. :-)

    October 13, 2010

  • Ooh, neat! Please add to your heart's content!

    October 13, 2010

  • Thanks, you guys. I feel the love. :-)

    Doo Daah.

    October 13, 2010

  • Hi all--thanks for the good wishes. I'm slowly crawling back.... :-)

    *munching on cupcake with dark blue frosting while eyeing knot collection*

    October 4, 2010

  • Sorry all for my long absence from Wordnik. Family illness. :-( Thinking of you all and hoping to get back as soon as possible....

    September 16, 2010

  • *calls distinctively*

    AAAGH! AAAGH!

    *flees, cawing*

    September 7, 2010

  • No, no, of course you're not. Then again, I haven't been surprised by a spider behind a patch of bananas in quite some time....

    September 7, 2010

  • Thanks, hernesheir--I'll yoink them as soon as humanly possible.

    Ruzuzu: You say that like it's a bad thing.

    September 7, 2010

  • Now you guys are just being knotty.

    August 31, 2010

  • Knot exactly.

    August 31, 2010

  • No, knot that.

    August 29, 2010

  • No, no. The other knots. Birds.

    August 29, 2010

  • Which makes you wonder what a group of knots is called....

    August 24, 2010

  • *snicker*

    August 23, 2010

  • I am knot!

    August 23, 2010

  • No! That's knot true, is it? ;-)

    August 23, 2010

  • According to Mental Floss, an "extra" that appears after the closing credits of a movie. You can find a bunch here.

    August 23, 2010

  • Heehee!

    August 23, 2010

  • 'nuff said. Now it's on the original one. :-)

    August 20, 2010

  • Thanks, r. Great poem. :-)

    August 18, 2010

  • Oh yeah. You have it bad.

    August 18, 2010

  • Don't be ashamed, ruzuzu. It's all part of the stages. You're one of us now.

    Frightening, isn't it?

    August 18, 2010

  • I can tell you one thing: It is one of the Several Stages.

    August 18, 2010

  • Okay...but I'll have nightmares about it....

    August 16, 2010

  • I did say Fufluns Man. Sorry; my mouth was full of muffins.

    August 16, 2010

  • What? I use those words in place of "whoa" all the time.

    August 16, 2010

  • Were you looking for Michelle ma Belle?

    August 16, 2010

  • Wry knot?

    August 16, 2010

  • It doesn't taste good spelled this way.

    August 16, 2010

  • R: The muffin man.

    August 16, 2010

  • Agreed!

    August 15, 2010

  • Heehee.

    August 15, 2010

  • Oh, gosh. This has opened up a whole new world of shopping for me.

    August 15, 2010

  • *ponders*

    Well, I suppose you could....

    August 15, 2010

  • Aw, it was nuffin.

    August 15, 2010

  • No problem. By the way, do you know the muffin man?

    August 15, 2010

  • *looks around*

    *hides*

    August 14, 2010

  • Celebrated in January. But wouldn't that mean you should celebrate it during the previous December?

    August 14, 2010

  • Also known in the United States as Inauguration Day every fourth year. :-)

    August 14, 2010

  • Shouldn't this be...at night?

    August 14, 2010

  • It may be the wrongest decision I've ever made.

    -- Signed, Yours Umbragely

    August 14, 2010

  • Spooky! Maybe post on the Feedback page?

    August 14, 2010

  • Hoo?

    August 14, 2010

  • Right here.

    August 14, 2010

  • Well, you just can't have nice things, can you dontcry? ;->

    Don't worry. National Spumoni Day is on the 21st.

    August 14, 2010

  • No, that's the Errrrrrb! page. ;->

    August 14, 2010

  • John, you truly are the Best Little Teacup ever. Thanks! Also, I did some strategic blocking. :-)

    August 14, 2010

  • Happy Day, fellow left-handers! :-)

    August 14, 2010

  • *raises left fist*

    August 14, 2010

  • It is! Happy Filet Mignon! Also, Happy Left-Handers' Day!

    Sadly, we just missed National Rice Pudding Day (on the 9th). :-(

    August 14, 2010

  • You know, I don't think I have either....

    August 14, 2010

  • "Manure which has lost its goodness" is not a phrase you hear often.

    August 14, 2010

  • Heehee! I love editor jokes.

    August 14, 2010

  • This page is just all...what's the word?

    Wrong. That's it.

    August 14, 2010

  • Thanks!

    August 14, 2010

  • Oh dear.

    August 14, 2010

  • Damn it, now I want to prepare thistle-teazels for the cloth-napping machine. Where do I sign up?

    August 14, 2010

  • Errrrrrb!

    Oh, excuse me.

    August 14, 2010

  • This page frightens me.

    August 13, 2010

  • Is anyone else getting multiple pop-up error messages related to Twitter almost every single time you go to a new Wordnik page? I'm using Firefox and I've never had this trouble before.

    August 13, 2010

  • H, what a great story, and how nice of you to think of me when you heard it. :-) My guess is that the captain probably knows more knots than he knows what to do with!

    R, thanks for the 8/9/10 greeting. Happy...uh, well, not-unlucky Friday the 13th back to you!

    August 13, 2010

  • *spits out seeds*

    August 13, 2010

  • Ruzuzu, my version is similar: three strings walk into a bar, and the bartender tells the first, "Sorry, we don't serve strings here." The second one tries: "Look, fella, we're not looking to make trouble. We just want a drink and we'll leave." "Look, I told your friend, we don't serve strings," replies the bartender.

    The second string returns to the booth and says, "Come on, guys, let's get outta here. That bartender's a jerk." "Wait, I have an idea," says the third string.

    He stands up, loops himself up, frays his top end, and walks over to the bar. "All right, this is getting annoying," snaps the bartender. "I told your two friends that we don't serve strings. Now aren't you a string too?"

    Etc., etc.

    Possible, I'll take your money--I can act out this joke pretty well (especially the frayed part). :-)

    August 13, 2010

  • And the string says, "No. I'm a frayed knot."

    AAAAAHAHAHA! (I've heard a slightly different version, but it's always funny when you're acting it out while telling it.)

    August 6, 2010

  • Well, that explains a lot.

    August 6, 2010

  • Nuts. Thanks for fixing that, r. Darn question mark....

    August 6, 2010

  • *taps into Chained's Arsenal for Civil Defunse and counterattacks possible's volley with the cupcake gatling gun*

    August 6, 2010

  • Tell 'em bilby sent you.

    August 6, 2010

  • By God, bilby, you're right. I know I wore mine with pride today.

    August 6, 2010

  • *hands ruzuzu a particularly seedy slice of watermelon*

    *waits*

    August 5, 2010

  • Ditto!

    August 5, 2010

  • Ha!

    August 5, 2010

  • And I nearly always mess it up. :-)

    August 5, 2010

  • My thoughts exactly.

    August 5, 2010

  • Also see tete-beche (from the Wordie era when diacriticals sometimes made a mess). :-)

    August 5, 2010

  • *hands ruzuzu some watermelon seeds*

    August 5, 2010

  • I lerv this joke.

    August 5, 2010

  • Well, sure. No doubt it's a heavy burden, fraught with uncertainty. But still...they're so shiny.

    August 5, 2010

  • *spits another seed farther*

    August 5, 2010

  • Happy Watermelon Day, everyone!

    *spits out seeds*

    August 4, 2010

  • Who's there?

    August 2, 2010

  • Why does Leslie look so unhappy with all those gems surrounding her?

    August 2, 2010

  • I've got this feeling, it's so appeeeeealing....

    August 2, 2010

  • Oh, bananas. Well, please have said bird ring me back.

    August 1, 2010

  • Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Bananabird!

    July 31, 2010

  • See chaordic.

    July 31, 2010

  • See professor von schmartzenpanz and chaordic.

    July 31, 2010

  • See chaordic.

    July 31, 2010

  • *now wonders whether chained_bear uses lyrebirds to shoot*

    July 29, 2010

  • I love that Giant Cow. :-) Here's a nice story about her.

    July 29, 2010

  • Har!

    July 29, 2010

  • Read the small print.

    July 27, 2010

  • Oh, don't be so dramatic.

    ;->

    July 26, 2010

  • Like this.

    July 26, 2010

  • Wow.

    July 26, 2010

  • They remind me of bird adjectives, too. :-)

    July 26, 2010

  • See Zu.

    July 26, 2010

  • See Zu.

    July 26, 2010

  • Not to be confused with Zazu. :-)

    July 26, 2010

  • Sorry, possible--just saw your comment from months ago. I love that short! Found the names of the birds here. Feel free to add them to the list!

    July 26, 2010

  • To find the chicken who didn't want to speak with her?

    July 26, 2010

  • *resolves to become one of hh's book-worthy friends*

    July 24, 2010

  • Sionnach, how about bombsheck and heckcat? And then there's the always lovely heckebore I have growing in my front yard.

    Well, that's it in a nutsheck.

    July 24, 2010

  • I was just thinking the same thing. :-)

    July 24, 2010

  • He saw someone he didn't want to speak with?

    July 24, 2010

  • Oh dear.

    July 24, 2010

  • Hernesheir, did you know I have a knots list? (That's because every potential wordie list is an existing wordie list.)

    July 24, 2010

  • Thanks, ruzuzu! Aren't these great words? There are plenty more, if I can get my hands on the book. :-)

    July 24, 2010

  • I have to hand it to you--the hand list is fun!

    July 23, 2010

  • Thanks, bilby. *flexing fingers*

    July 23, 2010

  • Seen here. (Thanks, sionnach, for directing me to this site.)

    July 23, 2010

  • Yeah, maybe not.

    *ponders*

    July 23, 2010

  • Yes, I think it contradicts the meaning. Odd....

    July 23, 2010

  • Haaaahahahaha!

    This page, hernesheir, has made my day.

    July 23, 2010

  • Great scene, ruzuzu. Thanks for the link. :-)

    July 23, 2010

  • William Steig published a couple books based on this idea: CDB! and CDC?. Love 'em both. :-)

    July 23, 2010

  • Yep. Both hands in the past two months. Joke away!

    July 23, 2010

  • A wooden spar used on Viking ships; it was fitted into a pocket at the lower corner of the sail to stiffen and hold the edge of the sail when sailing close to the wind.

    July 23, 2010

  • *giggle*

    July 22, 2010

  • Also useful after you've had hand surgery, as I have. :-)

    July 22, 2010

  • Better to be a voodoozoozoozooboobookraccoonnookkeeper with a vuvuzela than to be a voodoozoozoozooboobookraccoonnookkeeperhoodoo, I always say.

    July 22, 2010

  • *is no longer hungry, forever*

    July 22, 2010

  • There's a list for that. :-)

    July 22, 2010

  • That's great, dontcry. Good for Dad. :-)

    July 22, 2010

  • Yep. I've also seen it spelled Woodpigeon, as sionnach noted.

    July 22, 2010

  • Eeeeeew.

    July 22, 2010

  • Mnemonic for remembering Roman numerals 1, 5, 10, 50, 100, 500, 1000 (I, V, X, L, C, D, M).

    July 22, 2010

  • Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species.

    July 22, 2010

  • Mnemonic for remembering the ill-fated wives of Henry VIII.

    July 22, 2010

  • All righty, then.

    *leaves*

    July 22, 2010

  • Or perhaps his parents' perspective?

    July 22, 2010

  • I exclaim this when it's really cold and I want something to read.

    July 22, 2010

  • I ♥ "brainpan."

    July 22, 2010

  • :-)

    July 22, 2010

  • At first I read this as "fed to the gulls" and I thought, "What an ignoble end."

    July 22, 2010

  • Added--thanks!

    July 22, 2010

  • *disappears into self*

    July 22, 2010

  • So that's what happened to them.

    July 22, 2010

  • Well, that clears that up.

    July 22, 2010

  • This is excellent--right up there with padded face hole.

    July 22, 2010

  • Ha!

    July 22, 2010

  • No. People do that??

    July 22, 2010

  • H, my No Ap-ology list may provide fodder for your Collectivist Cultures. :-)

    July 22, 2010

  • Also spelled sucrologist, I believe.

    July 22, 2010

  • Isn't there always? :-)

    July 22, 2010

  • Got it! Actually, I'd mis-listed it on another bird list, so I'm glad you mentioned it.

    July 21, 2010

  • Common Wood Pigeon (Columba palumbus), that is. :-)

    July 21, 2010

  • You bet. I'm enjoying your bird list, too. :-)

    July 21, 2010

  • DC: Haha!

    July 21, 2010

  • Interesting. I aucupate frequently but I've never considered myself an aucupator. Mainly because this is the first I've heard the word. :-)

    July 21, 2010

  • It's a pretty awful thing to see. The iris actually becomes "floppy" as its dilator muscle relaxes. It's a complication of cataract surgery that's been associated with patient use of Flomax (tamsulosin). If you Google, be prepared for some icky images.

    July 21, 2010

  • A nickname given by Cubans to the Bee Hummingbird, probably to imitate the sound the bird makes while flying.

    July 21, 2010

  • One of the cleaner versions of the many mnemonic devices for remembering the names and order of the cranial nerves. More here.

    July 21, 2010

  • *yoink* :-)

    July 21, 2010

  • Great list! Do you only want acronyms or will you accept sayings like "righty tighty, lefty loosey"?

    July 21, 2010

  • See Roy G. Biv.

    July 21, 2010

  • And good boys do fine always.

    July 21, 2010

  • Also see every good boy deserves fudge.

    July 21, 2010

  • Used for remembering the notes E, G, B, D, and F on the lines of the treble clef. Also see every good boy does fine.

    July 21, 2010

  • Hi R--it occurred to me that you might be able to make use of my "Bird Wirds: Other Names" list for your "Bird birds" list (if you haven't already done so). :-)

    July 21, 2010

  • Thanks, ruzuzu! Sorry for the delayed response. :-)

    July 21, 2010

  • Chained, here's another word for you. ;-)

    July 12, 2010

  • Nifty! Favorited (and thanks for the plug). :-)

    July 9, 2010

  • Hysterically funny, sionnach, as usual. :-)

    July 8, 2010

  • Really? I think of the old tune "Oh, You Beautiful Doll."

    July 8, 2010

  • All birds welcome here, hernesheir. :-)

    July 8, 2010

  • R, my favorite part of that article? "And as they're telling us to stay calm and seated, I see a maggot looking back at me and I'm thinking, 'These are anaerobic, flesh-eating larvae that the flight attendants don't have to sit with.'"

    A maggot looking back at her?

    July 8, 2010

  • Isn't it amazing? :-)

    July 8, 2010

  • Around these parts, we call it crappuccino. And I have the coffee mug to prove it.

    July 8, 2010

  • I had a feeling this list was coming when I saw the baby mice wine citation. *blurp*

    July 8, 2010

  • Thanks, all'a youz guys!

    July 8, 2010

  • I have no idea. I for one couldn't take the sound of his voice for a millisecond. But I had to add it to my list. It was just too good.

    July 8, 2010

  • Wait. Now I'm confused. Ruzuzu, are you asking whether any Wordnik lists exist? Or are you looking for references to create a list?

    Either way, it's a good idea for a list, even if it's been done before. (I, for one, haven't done such a list.)

    July 8, 2010

  • BILLY MAYS ISN'T A BASEBALL PLAYER, THOUGH!

    (Forgive the yelling.)

    June 30, 2010

  • IT'S TRUE!

    June 30, 2010

  • Hahaha!

    June 29, 2010

  • Fantastic lists, h! I've favorited them for days when I need a good laugh. :-)

    June 27, 2010

  • Oh dear.

    June 27, 2010

  • Thanks! I believe that when I began this list I was trying to avoid "-ed" and "re-" because they seemed too easy. But I've given up on that foolishness. ;-)

    June 26, 2010

  • Ooh! Good one! Thanks, possible!

    June 26, 2010

  • Why did I not see this list before? Favorited!

    *giggles*

    June 26, 2010

  • My pleasure adding to the "big words" list. I was surprised at how many there are!

    I shall also add a link to your perponyms list on my Bad Guys list, so the circle will be complete. :-)

    June 26, 2010

  • For a moment there, I thought you were quoting me.

    *is relieved*

    June 26, 2010

  • Oh, look who's talking, Ms. I-hate-bananas-for-no-good-reason. Hmph.

    *grabs fistfuls of fake umbrage*

    June 26, 2010

  • Huh. Must have been French hens.

    June 26, 2010

  • Nah, they're not as yellow--and they contain far less sodium, I'd wager.

    June 25, 2010

  • I did, I did! *raises hand*

    June 25, 2010

  • Nice list! I have a "Bad Guys" list, but this is so much more specific. :-)

    June 25, 2010

  • English-speaking chickens, that is.

    June 25, 2010

  • Funny; I was thinking about cheese curls myself. Have you ever seen that shade of orange in nature? I think not.

    Ruzuzu, I don't think he's talking about real food like carrots. (Which I abhor, by the way, and not because they're orange.)

    June 25, 2010

  • Have some cheese, while you're at it. :-)

    Thanks, Pro!

    June 25, 2010

  • Wha...huh? What'd I do?

    *flings fufluns hither and yon in a spasm of fake umbrage*

    June 24, 2010

  • Invented by Terry Border of Bent Objects fame. (Thanks for the reminder, Pro!)

    June 24, 2010

  • Haha! Pro, I saw that post too but sadly, S.O.S.A.D. had already passed. Ah well, next year....

    June 24, 2010

  • Panvocalic Pants is just pants!

    June 23, 2010

  • Haaaaaahahahaha!

    June 23, 2010

  • Heehee! Just the kind of hijinks I was hoping for!

    June 23, 2010

  • I was sure I'd handed that over to you, mollusque. No interest? You're by far the Panvocalic Prince (along with hernesheir).

    June 23, 2010

  • *holds hands and forms circle with other Wordnikkies*

    June 23, 2010

  • *looks around for other attendees at the Giant African River-Loving Mammals Conference address*

    *is disappointed*

    June 23, 2010

  • But...why? Mankilling Mastodons has such panache!

    June 23, 2010

  • Not BaGOK??

    June 23, 2010

  • "Thy sire saw the light that shone" is Bret Harte ("On a Cone of the Big Trees"). I think ruzuzu's right about Ferlinghetti, but just the "and the sun paints white houses" part. (The full line is "And then the halcyon late mornings/after the fog burns off/and the sun paints white houses/with the sea.")

    In William Blake's "The Mental Traveller" you'll find the phrase "By various arts of love and hate." I've not seen all three phrases together, though.

    June 23, 2010

  • Also known as ye'eb nut or jeheb nut. (Thanks, hernesheir.)

    June 23, 2010

  • Possible: Really? I'll have to check.

    Hernesheir: Thanks!

    June 23, 2010

  • See smoking lamp.

    June 23, 2010

  • See smoking lamp.

    June 23, 2010

  • Thanks, John! I'm adding both phrases to my "Three Sheets to the Wind" list. :-)

    June 23, 2010

  • Wow. How touching.

    June 23, 2010

  • I read the list title as panvocalic pants, and I was thrilled. :-)

    June 23, 2010

  • "West Indies dry gripes" sounds much more exciting than "lead poisoning," though.

    June 23, 2010

  • *adds chained_bear to a list of things that have disappeared*

    June 23, 2010

  • How do you say "tiara" in Latin?

    June 23, 2010

  • *likes the way King of the Sea-Breams thinks*

    June 17, 2010

  • That would make them half-assed, no?

    June 17, 2010

  • In my experience, the same used to apply to "lesbian," but no longer does in most places.

    Back in the day, at least in this area, the term "gay" was applied to both genders; during and after the height of the AIDS crisis, you'd more often hear "gay men" and "lesbians"--perhaps in an effort to differentiate between those gay people who were most directly affected by the disease (men) and those who were less often affected. I'm presuming that practice stuck.

    June 17, 2010

  • I'm sorry; I'm not in charge of that list. However, I believe that to be added, you must have an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.

    June 17, 2010

  • Good grief--we haven't had a year of sanitation in two years?

    *hands out antibacterial wipes*

    June 17, 2010

  • *adds list containing list of carob-related lists to a favorites list*

    June 17, 2010

  • For more information, see flaming or lead-filled cupcake mailing list wannabe. Or the list it's on.

    June 17, 2010

  • *checks list of carob-related lists for ruzuzu's name*

    June 17, 2010

  • Fine, then. See you around.

    Some people....

    *sips whale blubber ale*

    June 17, 2010

  • Yeah, well, nobody expected the Spanish Inquisition, either.

    *adds ruzuzu to all flaming cupcake or lead-filled cupcake mailing lists, including lists for notification of flaming carob-flavored cupcakes, lead-filled carob-flavored cupcakes, and carob cupcakes in general*

    June 17, 2010

  • One is a mistake and one is a damned lie.

    :-)

    June 16, 2010

  • Well, she's a bear, after all. It's probably instinctive.

    *avoids watching spectacle of cat taking hairball medicine*

    June 16, 2010

  • Riiiight. Of course! How thoughtless of me.

    *adds ruzuzu to national flaming lead-filled cupcake day notification list*

    June 16, 2010

  • *looks around for asthmatic hiccupping cat*

    The reason is that the list is all fancypants anatomical terms. "Peel" is too informal. Plus it weirds me out.

    Okay, forget the first reason. It just weirds me out.

    June 16, 2010

  • Well...there is a national flaming lead-filled cupcake day, but they don't use carob. It tastes too fake.

    *removes ruzuzu from national flaming lead-filled cupcake day notification list*

    June 16, 2010

  • Just read it. *barf*

    June 16, 2010

  • "Fruited." :-)

    June 16, 2010

  • You think that's bad. The worst are full of passionate intensity.

    June 16, 2010

  • Or this could refer to an extraordinarily large muscle.

    June 16, 2010

  • Meyer lemons are fantastic, dontcry. They're a little "sweeter" than common lemons but also less acidic and they have a bit of a floral taste, so depending on what you're using them in, they can work better than regular ones. They also smell great. :-)

    June 16, 2010

  • Ouch.

    June 16, 2010

  • Oddly, celebrated on the same day as national cupcake day. Doesn't seem fair.

    June 16, 2010

  • Will do. But be aware: It depends on your favorite flavor of cupcake. You may have to celebrate more than once a year. Do you think you can handle that?

    June 16, 2010

  • Good point. I'll bet he'd pick up lots of chicks.

    June 15, 2010

  • Rolig sneaked in a post a few days ago. :-)

    June 15, 2010

  • What do you mean? Blue-footed boobies are perky everywhere.

    June 15, 2010

  • Come back when you're ready, hernesheir. We'll still laugh. ;->

    June 15, 2010

  • I bought one of these the other day at IKEA.

    June 15, 2010

  • Ha!

    June 15, 2010

  • Me too. Here's the bird in question (although I see no scarlet, thighs or elsewhere).

    June 15, 2010

  • Ouch.

    June 15, 2010

  • Ah, so the U.N. is getting work done.

    June 15, 2010

  • Is there an age requirement?

    June 15, 2010

  • *wonders whether this is where the name of a nearby avenue comes from*

    June 15, 2010

  • Would that my shoe had such a lofty title....

    June 15, 2010

  • Unless you've guarded and are now going to do it again. ;-)

    June 15, 2010

  • Rolig! You're back! (Or are you?)

    June 15, 2010

  • They must have attended one of my family's picnics.

    June 15, 2010

  • I think at least "sovereign remedy against the grumbling of guts" merits brackets. :-)

    June 15, 2010

  • Eew.

    June 15, 2010

  • No chains! :-)

    June 15, 2010

  • Cooked rooster??

    June 15, 2010

  • Heehee! Sneaky, Pro.

    June 15, 2010

  • Ha! Never knew that, Pro. Thanks for the suggestion!

    June 15, 2010

  • Nickname for frigatebird.

    June 15, 2010

  • I believe it's a card game, usually spelled either as three words (snip snap snorum) or with hyphens (snip-snap-snorum).

    Edit: Sorry, sionnach--just noticed your post.

    June 15, 2010

  • Would you like me to alert you when Cupcake Day/Month/Year draws near?

    June 15, 2010

  • It's listed without the hyphen. :-)

    June 15, 2010

  • Haha! (a little late)

    June 15, 2010

  • I read this at first as barfertisite, and decided that I never wanted to visit a country where it's mined.

    June 15, 2010

  • Ha! See spondulicks.

    June 15, 2010

  • Excellent list, hernesheir!

    June 15, 2010

  • Plinth.

    June 15, 2010

  • Wait a minute! *grabs handfuls of fake umbrage* What's with this being associated with me? Why, never, in all my born days, have....

    Oh, what the hell. My boobs aren't perky in Macedonian: моите гради не се весел.

    June 15, 2010

  • *hands out strawberry shortcake to all*

    June 15, 2010

  • Abounding with fleas.

    June 15, 2010

  • Catch a wave, dudes.

    June 15, 2010

  • Great one--thanks, leirion!

    June 14, 2010

  • Heehee!

    Did I mention that my milk is from Virginia?

    June 12, 2010

  • See starets.

    June 12, 2010

  • Plural is startsy.

    June 12, 2010

  • An instrument used for sprinkling holy water,

    esp. upon the newly baptized, or the font used for such (cf. Latin aspergillum).

    June 12, 2010

  • Hi foglifter (nifty name!)--I would feel just fine about it. Thanks!

    June 12, 2010

  • Yes, indeed.

    June 12, 2010

  • "Alas! the sweet woman leads an ill life with him;

    he's a very jealousy man; she leads a very frampold

    life with him, good heart."

    --The Merry Wives of Windsor

    Edit: Just saw this same quote in the Examples. Oops.

    June 11, 2010

  • Don't know why I didn't think of doing this sooner.

    June 10, 2010

  • You're my hero, Pro.

    June 10, 2010

  • Here's a picture drawn from life. :-)

    June 7, 2010

  • An incorrect, unreadable sequence of characters that appears when computer software fails to render text correctly according to its associated character encoding.

    æ–‡å—化ã.

    June 6, 2010

  • Happy National Doughnut Day, everyone!

    *munches on cream-filled doughnut*

    June 4, 2010

  • Now that it has its own page, it sounds like a town in New Jersey.

    June 2, 2010

  • Done! And thanks for the tissue.

    June 1, 2010

  • As you wish. :-)

    June 1, 2010

  • Haha! Thanks, ptero!

    June 1, 2010

  • Or hear it. ;-)

    June 1, 2010

  • Not only that, it's excellent.

    Other birds have in their names "magnificent." And then there's the Resplendent Quetzal. :-)

    June 1, 2010

  • Still...they are superb. :-)

    June 1, 2010

  • I've found in a critique of the play that the "scholar's shudder" is in reaction to "so ill-mixed a conjunction of Old English and Ancient Greek" by Miss Prism--so one can assume that it has to do with her misuse of language.

    June 1, 2010

  • For what it's worth, OED describes this as an "overcoat of a particular shape formerly worn by men. (Still in slang or humorous use.)"--although it defines it in the singular. Some of the examples use the phrase "upper benjamin."

    June 1, 2010

  • See also i should not have clicked on this page. If you can tear yourself away from this page, on which you should not have clicked either.

    May 28, 2010

  • Ha!

    May 28, 2010

  • One of my favorites on this list. :-)

    May 28, 2010

  • Yes, I have both. When they weren't looking, I pinched Mr. Hotguy and Ms. Hotgirl's names. I'm holding them for ransom.

    May 28, 2010

  • Me too. I also covet many of the t-shirts.

    May 28, 2010

  • Are you casting aspersions on asparagus?

    May 28, 2010

  • I do what I can.

    May 28, 2010

  • Another good one--thanks!

    May 27, 2010

  • Yes, they're nouns. And that's about all we know about them. ;-)

    May 26, 2010

  • Thanks, Pro! I was just heading here to add Towel Day when I saw your post.

    May 26, 2010

  • Only if you're not one of their babies.

    May 25, 2010

  • Did he have hairy arms--er...arm--I wonder?

    May 25, 2010

  • I would prefer not to.

    May 24, 2010

  • Ha! *holds hands over ears*

    May 24, 2010

  • Pro, I didn't know you were Ginkgo. I thought you were Italian.

    May 24, 2010

  • Oh, dear. There goes my day.

    May 24, 2010

  • Better ask chained. She thinks she works with that guy.

    May 24, 2010

  • :-)

    *sigh*

    May 24, 2010

  • Also see marver.

    May 24, 2010

  • And one in Pennsylvania. :-)

    May 24, 2010

  • Ah. Of course. Wise decision.

    May 24, 2010

  • I for one won't be contributing to that one. ;-)

    May 24, 2010

  • I'm still sure of it.

    Signed, resettee

    May 24, 2010

  • *was not aware that mollusque is a teacher*

    May 21, 2010

  • Wow. Two so far, according to what I found.

    May 21, 2010

  • Having Facebook commitment issues, John? Join the massive, grumbling crowd. :-)

    May 21, 2010

  • What a lovely sentiment, thtownse. :-)

    Chained, I believe it's well past time to bracket "sweet sweet loudness."

    May 21, 2010

  • Or paper. I'm pretty certain of paper.

    May 21, 2010

  • The ants are like concrete?

    May 21, 2010

  • Wait a second--I was ambiguous about that one thing. Let's not paper me with the Ambiguous Label just yet. ;-)

    May 20, 2010

  • Also gnar. :-)

    May 20, 2010

  • Thanks, John!

    May 20, 2010

  • He felt...you know, like felt.

    May 20, 2010

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